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Determined Optimist.
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surf rock is only going to become more relevant as sea levels rise
November 21, 2024 at 3:15 PM
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Bryan Woo finished fifth in Cy Young voting and first in handsomeness.
November 13, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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jeffrey epstein calling trump "functionally illiterate" is so fucking funny in the context of all those emails where he types like he eats paint chips for breakfast
November 13, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Ultimately the Mayor can only do so much, but it’s become clear in the last 15 years it’s more what a mayor DOESN’T do that makes all the difference.
Seattle Mayor -- UPDATE:

- ☑️ Katie Wilson - 137,217 (50.25%)
- Bruce Harrell - 135,871 (49.75%)

We project that Katie Wilson will be the next mayor of Seattle.
November 12, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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going on twitter now is like the dark world part of link to the past, where the shape of things is roughly the same only now instead of the friendly villagers there's some demihuman freak snarling at you going "welcome to the village of assholes!! we hate you!!" also the trees shoot bombs now
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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i think the only way anything happens is if bernie starts showing up to work with a really big sword
November 10, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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You can't live your life based on hate - that way lies madness and bitterness - but allowing yourself to slip into hater mode from time to time is a lovely little treat, like a drunk cigarette or a decadent slice of cake
November 9, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Globalize the empanada
November 8, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Whatever happened to “no taxes on tips and overtime” ?
Trump: "I don't want to hear about the affordability, because right now we're much less. If you look at energy, we're getting close to $2 a gallon gasoline."
November 7, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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When rich people say they are "leaving New York" that just means they're doing retail therapy by buying an additional house somewhere else.
November 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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He walked so others could fly.
November 5, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Tonight's even more proof the mainstream reporters who are still on Twitter are suffering from a brain problem akin Havana Syndrome that is preventing them from accurately doing their jobs. They are being cooked alive by a snuff-focused apartheid algorithm.
November 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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one time pitcher john denny knocked reggie jackson down with a brushback pitch. next time up reggie blasted a moonshot home run off him. denny kept chirping at him as he rounded the bases and wouldn't stop, so reggie stepped on home, charged the mound and beat his ass. andrew cuomo is john denny
November 5, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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I can’t believe Dick Cheney dying wasn’t the best thing that happened today. Wow.
November 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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28g (1oz) uranium contains ~20,000,000,000 kcal, making it an incredibly cost effective source of calories
IT IS TIME FOR BLUESKY RECIPE POSTING

do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.
November 4, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.
November 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
The “Star Spangled Banner” is a D-Tier national anthem. “Oh Canada” absolutely A-Tier
I love Canada’s National Anthem. Heard it at a lot of hockey games and Rotary meetings when I lived in Alaska, and learned to sing along. It’s easier to sing than ours.
November 2, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper

www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
November 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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the trickster god loki
November 2, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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I knew, KNEW that the Republicans, most Dems, and most media were either completely blindered or flat out lying in the run up to Iraq. Invasion of the Body Snatchers style radicalization moment
November 1, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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Mamdani has now met with all three Cumtown guys and still won't take Bill Ackman's calls
October 31, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
October 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM