Cremaster and Commander
@kristodynamics.bsky.social
Glasses Porg
Husband of @nutmeggles.bluesky.social
Denver
I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this
he/him
Husband of @nutmeggles.bluesky.social
Denver
I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this
he/him
Pinned
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It’s peak academia to use a photo of the professor from 1997
Gelertner gets epsteined at Yale www.ctinsider.com/news/article...
Yale professor tied to Epstein tells students he's been 'relieved' of teaching duties
Yale computer science professor David Gelernter says he’s been "relieved" of teaching duties after scrutiny over correspondences with Jeffrey Epstein.
www.ctinsider.com
February 13, 2026 at 1:59 PM
It’s peak academia to use a photo of the professor from 1997
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Today’s “Congressional Circus.”
February 13, 2026 at 8:25 AM
Today’s “Congressional Circus.”
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Jeffrey Epstein to Bill Gates in December 2016:
“come to visit the island. new adminstration people visiting”
(www.justice.gov/epstein/file...)
“come to visit the island. new adminstration people visiting”
(www.justice.gov/epstein/file...)
February 13, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Jeffrey Epstein to Bill Gates in December 2016:
“come to visit the island. new adminstration people visiting”
(www.justice.gov/epstein/file...)
“come to visit the island. new adminstration people visiting”
(www.justice.gov/epstein/file...)
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Good job putting the white dude who hasn’t won an election yet front and center
A base that has long made pragmatic, sober decisions appears increasingly attracted to charismatic outsiders who promise to break from the party’s failures of the last decade. They see their party’s leaders as feckless and inept.
It’s the Democratic Tea Party, with a twist. trib.al/mC5cBDA
It’s the Democratic Tea Party, with a twist. trib.al/mC5cBDA
February 13, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Good job putting the white dude who hasn’t won an election yet front and center
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The problem with Ring is the whole purpose of it is to be a surveillance tool so they can't fix it.
Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash
Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash
Flock off
buff.ly
February 13, 2026 at 2:14 AM
The problem with Ring is the whole purpose of it is to be a surveillance tool so they can't fix it.
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This is just unconscionable man
February 13, 2026 at 1:43 AM
This is just unconscionable man
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I am being earnest here: I had a random thought remembering how Scott Adams **knew** he had days left and he Chose to spend any of it retweeting maga bullshit including about why ending live saving foreign aid was Good. I was having dinner with my fam and looked at my wife and told her (in code, as…
February 13, 2026 at 1:55 AM
I am being earnest here: I had a random thought remembering how Scott Adams **knew** he had days left and he Chose to spend any of it retweeting maga bullshit including about why ending live saving foreign aid was Good. I was having dinner with my fam and looked at my wife and told her (in code, as…
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this sounds like a bruce campbell joke
I don't think the hills have eyes but I think the trees have hands
February 13, 2026 at 1:57 AM
this sounds like a bruce campbell joke
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If you're currently a student at a college with a faculty member who showed up in the Epstein files, I'd like to talk to you about the campus response for an article. You can reach me at miles_klee@wired.com or millionbear.44 on Signal.
February 13, 2026 at 12:14 AM
If you're currently a student at a college with a faculty member who showed up in the Epstein files, I'd like to talk to you about the campus response for an article. You can reach me at miles_klee@wired.com or millionbear.44 on Signal.
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They should add Dark Woke to the DND alignment chart
February 12, 2026 at 10:41 PM
They should add Dark Woke to the DND alignment chart
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Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin
February 12, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin
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BREAKING: IOC BANS FLAME DECALS FOR MAKING COMPETITORS TOO FAST AND FOR LOOKING TOO BADASS
February 12, 2026 at 5:16 PM
BREAKING: IOC BANS FLAME DECALS FOR MAKING COMPETITORS TOO FAST AND FOR LOOKING TOO BADASS
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In London 2009, Gary Numan made a surprise appearance with NIN to play Numan's "Metal" & "Cars." I filmed it in one unbroken shot from the middle of the stage with a handheld DSLR.
Here's the full video, savor the Dudes Rock energy of two legends doing a big mutual respect ("Cars" starts at 6:38):
Here's the full video, savor the Dudes Rock energy of two legends doing a big mutual respect ("Cars" starts at 6:38):
NIN + Gary Numan: "Metal" / "Cars" Live in London 2009, Single-Shot On-Stage Video by Rob Sheridan
YouTube video by Rob Sheridan
www.youtube.com
February 12, 2026 at 2:54 AM
In London 2009, Gary Numan made a surprise appearance with NIN to play Numan's "Metal" & "Cars." I filmed it in one unbroken shot from the middle of the stage with a handheld DSLR.
Here's the full video, savor the Dudes Rock energy of two legends doing a big mutual respect ("Cars" starts at 6:38):
Here's the full video, savor the Dudes Rock energy of two legends doing a big mutual respect ("Cars" starts at 6:38):
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Right, it’s such a huge deal, and so bad, so far-reaching, so beyond anything that’s come before that…we should just keep it shut.
To preserve the wonderful peace & security we’re enjoying right now.
BY THE WAY THE ONLY WAY TO GET HOPE IS BY EMPTYING PANDORA’S BOX.
To preserve the wonderful peace & security we’re enjoying right now.
BY THE WAY THE ONLY WAY TO GET HOPE IS BY EMPTYING PANDORA’S BOX.
February 12, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Right, it’s such a huge deal, and so bad, so far-reaching, so beyond anything that’s come before that…we should just keep it shut.
To preserve the wonderful peace & security we’re enjoying right now.
BY THE WAY THE ONLY WAY TO GET HOPE IS BY EMPTYING PANDORA’S BOX.
To preserve the wonderful peace & security we’re enjoying right now.
BY THE WAY THE ONLY WAY TO GET HOPE IS BY EMPTYING PANDORA’S BOX.
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me, when i'm getting the treatment i deserve
February 12, 2026 at 3:55 AM
me, when i'm getting the treatment i deserve
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emily fact: i keep an abundant supply of these packets in my glove box and call them carmesan.
for emergencies.
a woman who brought me carmesan? she would have gotten roses and ponies and gold and frankincense and myrrh.
for emergencies.
a woman who brought me carmesan? she would have gotten roses and ponies and gold and frankincense and myrrh.
One of the perks of dating someone who works for Domino’s has to be all the little packets of parmesan she can sneak you
February 12, 2026 at 2:52 AM
emily fact: i keep an abundant supply of these packets in my glove box and call them carmesan.
for emergencies.
a woman who brought me carmesan? she would have gotten roses and ponies and gold and frankincense and myrrh.
for emergencies.
a woman who brought me carmesan? she would have gotten roses and ponies and gold and frankincense and myrrh.
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Bitches, leave.
February 11, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Bitches, leave.
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eating is passe as a metaphor for overconsumption
February 12, 2026 at 2:58 AM
eating is passe as a metaphor for overconsumption
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inventing heavy metal from first principles
A podcast that's just screaming
February 12, 2026 at 2:59 AM
inventing heavy metal from first principles
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Erika Kirk has now removed her wedding photo from her dead husband's studio, which is now her studio, because he husband is dead and that's why she's famous
www.reddit.com/r/TrueAnon/s...
www.reddit.com/r/TrueAnon/s...
February 11, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Erika Kirk has now removed her wedding photo from her dead husband's studio, which is now her studio, because he husband is dead and that's why she's famous
www.reddit.com/r/TrueAnon/s...
www.reddit.com/r/TrueAnon/s...
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Yeah, let what is happening to Discord radicalize you against the encroaching of puritan fascism we are seeing in laws world wide.
The US, Canada and a good chunk of the EU like Spain are looking into making laws that will actively do the same for a more expansive area of the internet.
The US, Canada and a good chunk of the EU like Spain are looking into making laws that will actively do the same for a more expansive area of the internet.
A very good point. While calling out corporations is important, our government is trying to force av laws like KOSA and SCREEN on EVERYONE under the guise of "protecting kids". Call your reps + tell them to OPPOSE these bad bills. #SaveSpeech #Stopageverification #StopKOSA
5calls.org/issue/kids-o...
5calls.org/issue/kids-o...
February 10, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Yeah, let what is happening to Discord radicalize you against the encroaching of puritan fascism we are seeing in laws world wide.
The US, Canada and a good chunk of the EU like Spain are looking into making laws that will actively do the same for a more expansive area of the internet.
The US, Canada and a good chunk of the EU like Spain are looking into making laws that will actively do the same for a more expansive area of the internet.