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crabby run goon, things of that nature.
if "5'8 virgo" had a tulpa.
anti-capital collectivism (communist)
head of the good monster / run time industrial complex.
📍PDX
pfp: @sammy.studio
if "5'8 virgo" had a tulpa.
anti-capital collectivism (communist)
head of the good monster / run time industrial complex.
📍PDX
pfp: @sammy.studio
do u think a sports-goth cougar and a certified forklift operator could make it??
January 20, 2026 at 10:33 PM
do u think a sports-goth cougar and a certified forklift operator could make it??
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Honestly, we have to stop shitting on fifth place just because this world class loser tied for it once. It's not fair to all the people who have worked hard to achieve solid but unspectacular results.
"Drink whole milk, you'll come in 5th place" is an incredible ad campaign.
January 20, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Honestly, we have to stop shitting on fifth place just because this world class loser tied for it once. It's not fair to all the people who have worked hard to achieve solid but unspectacular results.
good monster run monster
January 20, 2026 at 1:33 PM
good monster run monster
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inflationary language easily top 5 bits ever conceived. phonetic punctuation is also pretty good, too, but my god, inflation is such a goddamn brilliant bit
youtu.be/bcGA4alhPas?...
youtu.be/bcGA4alhPas?...
Borge Inflation and Punctuation 0001
YouTube video by dunhill711
youtu.be
October 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
inflationary language easily top 5 bits ever conceived. phonetic punctuation is also pretty good, too, but my god, inflation is such a goddamn brilliant bit
youtu.be/bcGA4alhPas?...
youtu.be/bcGA4alhPas?...
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my birthday is in 11 days and id really like to continue living here
the cost of moving in has left me without enough money to pay my bills this month
please help if you can spare anything or even just repost, it would make a big difference!
thank you ❤️🧡💛
cashapp= $ValterraBella
venmo= @VeeBeeExx
the cost of moving in has left me without enough money to pay my bills this month
please help if you can spare anything or even just repost, it would make a big difference!
thank you ❤️🧡💛
cashapp= $ValterraBella
venmo= @VeeBeeExx
January 20, 2026 at 12:40 PM
my birthday is in 11 days and id really like to continue living here
the cost of moving in has left me without enough money to pay my bills this month
please help if you can spare anything or even just repost, it would make a big difference!
thank you ❤️🧡💛
cashapp= $ValterraBella
venmo= @VeeBeeExx
the cost of moving in has left me without enough money to pay my bills this month
please help if you can spare anything or even just repost, it would make a big difference!
thank you ❤️🧡💛
cashapp= $ValterraBella
venmo= @VeeBeeExx
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Absolute loser shit to post a six year old photo op for likes. grow the fuck up
January 20, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Absolute loser shit to post a six year old photo op for likes. grow the fuck up
[JR Ross voice]
buhgawd, that's No Fuckin' Shit's music!!!!!!
buhgawd, that's No Fuckin' Shit's music!!!!!!
“Foreign exporters absorbed only 4% of last year’s U.S. tariff increases by lowering prices, while American consumers and importers absorbed 96%.
“Rather than acting as a tax on foreign producers, the tariffs functioned as a consumption tax on Americans.”
www.wsj.com/economy/trad...
“Rather than acting as a tax on foreign producers, the tariffs functioned as a consumption tax on Americans.”
www.wsj.com/economy/trad...
Americans Are the Ones Paying for Tariffs, Study Finds
New research contradicts President Trump’s claim that foreigners are footing the bill.
www.wsj.com
January 20, 2026 at 3:00 AM
[JR Ross voice]
buhgawd, that's No Fuckin' Shit's music!!!!!!
buhgawd, that's No Fuckin' Shit's music!!!!!!
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absolutely begging people to STOP. BUYING. DOORBELL. CAMERAS. your piddling little fears about "porch pirates" & strangers passing by on the street are being leveraged to build the last mile of a total surveillance panopticon
January 19, 2026 at 3:18 PM
absolutely begging people to STOP. BUYING. DOORBELL. CAMERAS. your piddling little fears about "porch pirates" & strangers passing by on the street are being leveraged to build the last mile of a total surveillance panopticon
good monster run monster
January 19, 2026 at 1:32 PM
good monster run monster
as a guy who grew up in the late 90s, hitting the nu-metal years from like 13-18, the deepest desire that is written across every cell of my body, is to yell "jump the fuck up" into a microphone right before a breakdown
this is the way
this is the way
January 19, 2026 at 1:11 PM
as a guy who grew up in the late 90s, hitting the nu-metal years from like 13-18, the deepest desire that is written across every cell of my body, is to yell "jump the fuck up" into a microphone right before a breakdown
this is the way
this is the way
For $5 ($10,000 ~2026) and 1984 chorography, I gotta say this fight actually looks pretty good. Whoever edited this really got close, they juiced the hell out of this stone.
youtu.be/5t3SwV3tO40?...
youtu.be/5t3SwV3tO40?...
The Toxic Avenger Fight Scene (1984)
YouTube video by Troma Entertainment
youtu.be
January 19, 2026 at 1:06 PM
For $5 ($10,000 ~2026) and 1984 chorography, I gotta say this fight actually looks pretty good. Whoever edited this really got close, they juiced the hell out of this stone.
youtu.be/5t3SwV3tO40?...
youtu.be/5t3SwV3tO40?...
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Your Mom's burgers in Austin. The stuffed burgers were good. Nothing great but a few solid ideas.
But.
They had the best fried pickles Ive ever had. They were chip cut with a house buttermilk ranch. and they fucking ruled. great batter with a smoky black & cayenne pepper kick (but not heat)
But.
They had the best fried pickles Ive ever had. They were chip cut with a house buttermilk ranch. and they fucking ruled. great batter with a smoky black & cayenne pepper kick (but not heat)
Sunday night timeline cleanse
please tell me about your favorite lost restaurant (closed for at least 5 years, like I really want you to go back into the vault), why you loved it and what you ate there
please tell me about your favorite lost restaurant (closed for at least 5 years, like I really want you to go back into the vault), why you loved it and what you ate there
January 19, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Your Mom's burgers in Austin. The stuffed burgers were good. Nothing great but a few solid ideas.
But.
They had the best fried pickles Ive ever had. They were chip cut with a house buttermilk ranch. and they fucking ruled. great batter with a smoky black & cayenne pepper kick (but not heat)
But.
They had the best fried pickles Ive ever had. They were chip cut with a house buttermilk ranch. and they fucking ruled. great batter with a smoky black & cayenne pepper kick (but not heat)
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Literal Immaculate Reception
January 19, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Literal Immaculate Reception
*full Frankenstein laser-eyes*
FUCKING REAGAN
FUCKING REAGAN
January 19, 2026 at 2:31 AM
*full Frankenstein laser-eyes*
FUCKING REAGAN
FUCKING REAGAN
rolled over and pulled something across my chest.
the ignominy. the aging. the owwie owwie owwie
the ignominy. the aging. the owwie owwie owwie
January 19, 2026 at 2:06 AM
rolled over and pulled something across my chest.
the ignominy. the aging. the owwie owwie owwie
the ignominy. the aging. the owwie owwie owwie
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The guy on the left has only ever provided excuses and cover for the guy on the right and is only offended that he isn't receiving any courtesy or gratitude in return anymore.
Their ideology is actually identical.
Rehabilitating the guy on the left is just inviting the guy on the right back in.
Their ideology is actually identical.
Rehabilitating the guy on the left is just inviting the guy on the right back in.
January 19, 2026 at 12:53 AM
The guy on the left has only ever provided excuses and cover for the guy on the right and is only offended that he isn't receiving any courtesy or gratitude in return anymore.
Their ideology is actually identical.
Rehabilitating the guy on the left is just inviting the guy on the right back in.
Their ideology is actually identical.
Rehabilitating the guy on the left is just inviting the guy on the right back in.
jabba du plugg
January 19, 2026 at 12:54 AM
jabba du plugg
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I don't understand the difference.
January 19, 2026 at 12:50 AM
I don't understand the difference.
this is all anyone has been asking for. honesty.
George R.R. Martin has said that if he never completes Game of Thrones sequel Winds of Winter (or the book after that), there's no plan for anyone else to step in. Instead, his Song of Ice and Fire series simply "won't be finished."
Game of Thrones Writer George R.R. Martin Says There's No Plan if He Dies Before Completing Winds of Winter, and the Series Simply 'Won't Be Finished'
bit.ly
January 19, 2026 at 12:43 AM
this is all anyone has been asking for. honesty.
please, my medicine.., please ...
January 18, 2026 at 8:36 PM
please, my medicine.., please ...