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crabby run goon, things of that nature.
if "5'8 virgo" had a tulpa.
anti-capital collectivism (communist)
head of the good monster / run time industrial complex.
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do you ever just... hope Natasha Liu Bordizzo is having a nice evening?
January 4, 2026 at 1:15 AM
uhoh
January 4, 2026 at 1:14 AM
delta go fuck yourselves
January 4, 2026 at 1:06 AM
run time
January 4, 2026 at 1:05 AM
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Phrasing.
January 4, 2026 at 1:02 AM
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The Democrats helped shut down the government and showed you can exercise some real power in the minority. Then they gave it away for nothing rather than extracting concessions.

Americans who demand nothing of their elected leaders are some of the most pathetic people in the country.
January 3, 2026 at 6:28 PM
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Sort of the inverse of this
January 3, 2026 at 4:54 PM
*blueanon bong rip*

trump & co getting a 51st state to hedge against DC or PR
January 3, 2026 at 5:28 PM
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folks here are calling for other countries to "rise up" because they know that people in the US will not.
January 3, 2026 at 5:19 PM
america attacks Venezuela, for american reasons: americans "oh my god, China could"
January 3, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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are we going to see a show trial from the same people who couldnt convict a guy of throwing a sandwich.
So for months they have tried to blame the entire fentanyl crisis on Venezuela and the indictment only mentions cocaine, which they pardoned a different guy for weeks ago
January 3, 2026 at 3:09 PM
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imagining a world where gingersnap/molasses cookies occupy the cultural and psychic space that chocolate chip does in ours
(better)
September 22, 2024 at 4:33 AM
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molasses cookie underrated, undefeated. highest tier of treat.
June 17, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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buddy im so MAD im so fucking MAD. everything a high stakes game of Risk for these people. everything a cover for the protection of greed. people are dying!
January 3, 2026 at 2:04 PM
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you would have to be a moral idiot, lacking not only any capacity for critical thought but also the ability to understand that most people are not fundamentally monstrous, to think this is justifiable
January 3, 2026 at 2:03 PM
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Rubio confirmation: 99-0.
Secretaries Rubio and Hegseth looked every Senator in the eye a few weeks ago and said this wasn’t about regime change. I didn’t trust them then and we see now that they blatantly lied to Congress.
President Trump said on Saturday that the U.S. had captured the Venezuelan president, Nicolás Maduro. Follow live updates. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
January 3, 2026 at 2:03 PM
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im just saying it's legal to kidnap other presidents now!! mr xi
January 3, 2026 at 1:57 PM
good monster run monster
January 3, 2026 at 1:56 PM
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I'll spell it out: Offering that Maduro is bad but the strikes and kidnappings violated legal procedure, is discursively like closing the back door to Trump while opening the front door. You concede the moral case, and offer a legal one that nobody without a lanyard knows of or gives a shit about.
"Maduro was bad, but" shut the fuck up, you people will never learn.
January 3, 2026 at 1:28 PM
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The rot runs so deep.
January 3, 2026 at 7:50 AM
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No war on Venezuela
January 3, 2026 at 6:35 AM
run time
January 3, 2026 at 3:11 AM
new pop trend singing about "tonight is the night it happens" "the night it happens will last forever" "the night is young it could still happen" "I lost you in the crowd the night it happened" "turn up like it happened" "shots like it happened shots shots shots party down (yeah)"
January 3, 2026 at 3:07 AM
I justm... hope Carissa Cordel is having a nice evening
January 3, 2026 at 2:29 AM
is 35 million views, 14 years ago, "famous"?
January 3, 2026 at 2:20 AM