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crabby run goon, things of that nature.
if "5'8 virgo" had a tulpa.
anti-capital collectivism (communist)
head of the good monster / run time industrial complex.
📍PDX
pfp: @sammy.studio
Pinned
new people are following me:

fuck the police
fuck the democrats
fuck liberals
fuck white people
fuck america
fuck borders l
fuck the troops
fuck the military
fuck the courts
fuck the law
fuck men
fuck the artist
fuck the art
fuck gender
fuck the nuclear family
fuck chocolate chip cookies
fuck RHCP
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At least when I die from lack of healthcare, I'll have the satisfaction of having spent much of my life as a shiftless sonofabitch who's never really achieved anything, and won't be left to wonder why God and country have forsaken me.
November 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I will never be safe from Mario Lopez. First he was on the TV. I walked away.
Then he hunted me down to the gas pump. I walked away from those too.

Now he will be in my fridge. Entertainment Tonight will not stop, it cannot feel pain or be reasoned with. Mario Lopez will find me. Again.
oh my god. no. over my actual, literal dead body. 🔨🔨🔨
November 14, 2025 at 4:48 AM
run time
November 14, 2025 at 4:38 AM
motherfucker I am *41*
This guy! Born in 1988!! He's a year older than Taylor Swift!
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
is it seeing anyone rn or ????
saw an ad for a vacuum that was like “this is the CARPET SOUL SUCKER it will SUCK the SOUL out of your carpet” and I was just like ok. several problems with this:
November 13, 2025 at 11:58 PM
easily one of the most iconic uniform/costumes in cinema history. honestly overshadows, and ultimately carries, the rest of the film.
what a first 10 minutes.

Also surprisingly affordable, having been $4200 at some point, a steal for the amount of work for a full hero set of armor
November 13, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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I don't know how any of the emails/files/whatever are going to play out, but I have thoughts:

1. It's good that people can identify that sexual violence prevades every aspect of our society

2. It's good that people can identify how the ruling class uses sexual violence

3. This shit isn't funny
November 13, 2025 at 3:04 PM
it's a heartbreaking thing, to discover a loved one, friend, family member, or pillar of the community, has *terrible* taste in music.
Not taste as in liking an ~unpopular style of music, taste as in always managing to like the weird, bad, garbage bands that put out, for lack of a better word, dreck
November 13, 2025 at 1:43 PM
good monster run monster
November 13, 2025 at 1:33 PM
James Cumron walks up to the whiteboard at the Brazzers boardroom,
and writes,
Goon.
then turns back to the whiteboard, and writes,
Goon£₹$
November 13, 2025 at 1:25 PM
forgot that back in july I signed up to a CPR class at work. It's tomorrow, my day off. Now, on one hand, boooo coming in on (my) Saturday; on the other it's a lifesaving medical procedure, man.

so fine, fine, I'll save someone's life I guess. Easier than explaining I didn't, because I was tired
November 13, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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well well well
November 13, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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i need to be more annoying about getting people to read lenin
November 13, 2025 at 6:28 AM
run time
November 13, 2025 at 4:37 AM
tell people about your special interests they said,
I have decided to go ahead with the Solar. the extra 1" is the deciding factor. The Ibanez is very nice, but, there are other 28" baritones out there. Other Ibanez, LTD, Schecter, run 28"s. Only Solar is running 29". And Music Man Silhouette 30"s still run like $2400 used...
Well shit. They're shipped from Spain and therefore subject to duties/tariffs/VAT, to the tune of i think 21 or 23%. Of $800 is like $190.
and that's not counting assessment, processing, and convenience fees.
and they don't exist used.

piss.

Suddenly the $1200 Ibanez looks better, even at 28" 🫤
November 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I have decided to go ahead with the Solar. the extra 1" is the deciding factor. The Ibanez is very nice, but, there are other 28" baritones out there. Other Ibanez, LTD, Schecter, run 28"s. Only Solar is running 29". And Music Man Silhouette 30"s still run like $2400 used...
Well shit. They're shipped from Spain and therefore subject to duties/tariffs/VAT, to the tune of i think 21 or 23%. Of $800 is like $190.
and that's not counting assessment, processing, and convenience fees.
and they don't exist used.

piss.

Suddenly the $1200 Ibanez looks better, even at 28" 🫤
November 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
good monster run monster
November 12, 2025 at 1:36 PM
stancil thought in action, "no, the economy is great" lmao
Saying “I don’t want to hear about the affordability” didn’t work?

@cnn.com
www.cnn.com/2025/11/12/p...
November 12, 2025 at 12:51 PM
have you tried jacking it off and on again? Plugged or unplugged?
November 12, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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The Evansville Press, April 10,1916
May 30, 2025 at 6:31 AM
run time
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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If you want a li'l Christmas treat, you don't want to miss this: A lush 35mm scan of Eyes Wide Shut!
I found this on the floor there...just lying there
pastebin.com/NAXqV4ha
November 12, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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Who Decided Sex Should Be Had In Bed?
November 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM