Andy Merrill “Brak” 🐸 ❌👑
@amerrill2.bsky.social
I do voices and stuff. I also do marketing for things. I write and produce crap and occasionally get on stage and make people laugh. I’m open for work and comic conventions.
My back door camera is inside one of my windows that is covered with a curtain. I’m taking care of mom this week and she’s staying downstairs on the couch.
I just thought of a prank that I won’t do because it’s mean.
I can activate the speaker on it and make her think my place is haunted.
I just thought of a prank that I won’t do because it’s mean.
I can activate the speaker on it and make her think my place is haunted.
February 13, 2026 at 2:22 PM
My back door camera is inside one of my windows that is covered with a curtain. I’m taking care of mom this week and she’s staying downstairs on the couch.
I just thought of a prank that I won’t do because it’s mean.
I can activate the speaker on it and make her think my place is haunted.
I just thought of a prank that I won’t do because it’s mean.
I can activate the speaker on it and make her think my place is haunted.
Today’s “Congressional Circus.”
February 13, 2026 at 8:25 AM
Today’s “Congressional Circus.”
So, the US Skeleton athlete could have Venom on his helmet, but the Ukraine athlete couldn’t have his fallen athlete friends on his helmet?
Stupid.
Stupid.
February 13, 2026 at 1:20 AM
So, the US Skeleton athlete could have Venom on his helmet, but the Ukraine athlete couldn’t have his fallen athlete friends on his helmet?
Stupid.
Stupid.
I stand corrected. That British skeleton run was whackadoodle!
German Axel Jungk has some jungk in his trungk!
February 13, 2026 at 12:54 AM
I stand corrected. That British skeleton run was whackadoodle!
German Axel Jungk has some jungk in his trungk!
February 13, 2026 at 12:50 AM
German Axel Jungk has some jungk in his trungk!
Those Germans know how to friggin sled.
Or should I say, “The Germans can really SLEIGH!”
Or should I say, “The Germans can really SLEIGH!”
a woman in a plaid dress and yellow shoes is standing in a room with a lot of mannequins .
ALT: a woman in a plaid dress and yellow shoes is standing in a room with a lot of mannequins .
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February 13, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Those Germans know how to friggin sled.
Or should I say, “The Germans can really SLEIGH!”
Or should I say, “The Germans can really SLEIGH!”
“No-bake” means that you don’t bake it after you bake it.
It looks good and I would make it, but I’d have to break the rules and bake it.
It looks good and I would make it, but I’d have to break the rules and bake it.
S’mores… but make it scoopable. 😍🍫🔥
This S’mores Cookie Dough Dip is creamy, chocolate-studded, marshmallow-loaded, and completely no-bake. It tastes like campfire s’mores + edible cookie dough had the most delicious baby ever.
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#SmoresDip #CookieDoughDip
This S’mores Cookie Dough Dip is creamy, chocolate-studded, marshmallow-loaded, and completely no-bake. It tastes like campfire s’mores + edible cookie dough had the most delicious baby ever.
www.loulougirls.com/smores-cooki...
#SmoresDip #CookieDoughDip
February 13, 2026 at 12:40 AM
“No-bake” means that you don’t bake it after you bake it.
It looks good and I would make it, but I’d have to break the rules and bake it.
It looks good and I would make it, but I’d have to break the rules and bake it.
Austin Florian, the USA Skeleton racer, has a Venom helmet.
One of our skeleton athletes is a nerd, which I wholeheartedly support!
One of our skeleton athletes is a nerd, which I wholeheartedly support!
February 13, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Austin Florian, the USA Skeleton racer, has a Venom helmet.
One of our skeleton athletes is a nerd, which I wholeheartedly support!
One of our skeleton athletes is a nerd, which I wholeheartedly support!
If Olympic skeleton was like this, then the Australian break dancer could participate.
a yellow skeleton is holding a light bulb and a bottle of hand sanitizer .
ALT: a yellow skeleton is holding a light bulb and a bottle of hand sanitizer .
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2026 at 12:25 AM
If Olympic skeleton was like this, then the Australian break dancer could participate.
Olympic skeleton is frightening.
80 miles per hour, head first. It’s like a cross between sledding and human cannonball.
80 miles per hour, head first. It’s like a cross between sledding and human cannonball.
Bobsledding Akwasi Frimpong GIF
ALT: Bobsledding Akwasi Frimpong GIF
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Olympic skeleton is frightening.
80 miles per hour, head first. It’s like a cross between sledding and human cannonball.
80 miles per hour, head first. It’s like a cross between sledding and human cannonball.
After this cameo sale, I think I’m going to lower my regular price. The sale is at $50 and I usually get a lot of requests with that.
So, once the sale is over, I’m going to permanently lower my price from $125 to $75.
Hopefully, more people can send messages to their friends and loved ones.
So, once the sale is over, I’m going to permanently lower my price from $125 to $75.
Hopefully, more people can send messages to their friends and loved ones.
February 12, 2026 at 11:23 PM
After this cameo sale, I think I’m going to lower my regular price. The sale is at $50 and I usually get a lot of requests with that.
So, once the sale is over, I’m going to permanently lower my price from $125 to $75.
Hopefully, more people can send messages to their friends and loved ones.
So, once the sale is over, I’m going to permanently lower my price from $125 to $75.
Hopefully, more people can send messages to their friends and loved ones.
Why isn’t Disney+ making this REAL Daredevil story?
They waste their time with Kingpin when they could have Stilt-Man?
WTF?
They waste their time with Kingpin when they could have Stilt-Man?
WTF?
Daredevil Cover A Day:
Daredevil #8 (Release Date: April 1, 1965. Cover Date: June 1, 1965.)
Writer: Stan Lee.
Penciller: Wally Wood.
Featuring: Stilt-Man (Wilbur Day; 1st app), Karen Page, Foggy Nelson, Carl Kaxton (1st app).
#Daredevil #Marvel
Daredevil #8 (Release Date: April 1, 1965. Cover Date: June 1, 1965.)
Writer: Stan Lee.
Penciller: Wally Wood.
Featuring: Stilt-Man (Wilbur Day; 1st app), Karen Page, Foggy Nelson, Carl Kaxton (1st app).
#Daredevil #Marvel
February 12, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Why isn’t Disney+ making this REAL Daredevil story?
They waste their time with Kingpin when they could have Stilt-Man?
WTF?
They waste their time with Kingpin when they could have Stilt-Man?
WTF?
Women’s snowboarding half pipe. Silver goes to the first one to not wipe out.
a snowboarder is falling down a snowy hill with the website deitb.com on the bottom
ALT: a snowboarder is falling down a snowy hill with the website deitb.com on the bottom
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February 12, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Women’s snowboarding half pipe. Silver goes to the first one to not wipe out.
There is only one alien that’s not from Star Trek or Wars.
There is only one alien that’s not from Star Trek or Wars.
There is only one alien that’s not from Star Trek or Wars.
There is only one alien that’s not from Star Trek or Wars.
There is only one alien that’s not from Star Trek or Wars.
There is only one alien that’s not from Star Trek or Wars.
There is only one alien that’s not from Star Trek or Wars.
There is only one alien that’s not from Star Trek or Wars.
There is only one alien that’s not from Star Trek or Wars.
February 12, 2026 at 7:28 PM
There is only one alien that’s not from Star Trek or Wars.
There is only one alien that’s not from Star Trek or Wars.
There is only one alien that’s not from Star Trek or Wars.
There is only one alien that’s not from Star Trek or Wars.
There is only one alien that’s not from Star Trek or Wars.
There is only one alien that’s not from Star Trek or Wars.
There is only one alien that’s not from Star Trek or Wars.
There is only one alien that’s not from Star Trek or Wars.
There is only one alien that’s not from Star Trek or Wars.
I have a new cooking mission in life now.
February 12, 2026 at 7:25 PM
I have a new cooking mission in life now.
Is it not possible to turn down the microphones on the Olympic camera drones?
It’s the vuvuzela of 2026.
It’s the vuvuzela of 2026.
February 12, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Is it not possible to turn down the microphones on the Olympic camera drones?
It’s the vuvuzela of 2026.
It’s the vuvuzela of 2026.
Picard Song Loop for 1 hour and 4 minutes
YouTube video by Papatartus
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February 12, 2026 at 5:13 PM
I know a warmed up bowl of Bird’s Eye mixed vegetables when I see it!
February 12, 2026 at 5:11 PM
I know a warmed up bowl of Bird’s Eye mixed vegetables when I see it!
February 12, 2026 at 4:48 PM
There are many things that I want to do, but can’t for some reason.
February 12, 2026 at 4:36 PM
There are many things that I want to do, but can’t for some reason.
So, I’m old.
When I saw Return of the Jedi in the theater, there was kind of a “controversy” because they raised the price of movie tickets starting with that movie. We still waited in the long line to see it.
But the price for a non-matinee ticket to see it went up to a whopping $4!
Scandalous!
When I saw Return of the Jedi in the theater, there was kind of a “controversy” because they raised the price of movie tickets starting with that movie. We still waited in the long line to see it.
But the price for a non-matinee ticket to see it went up to a whopping $4!
Scandalous!
February 12, 2026 at 4:29 AM
So, I’m old.
When I saw Return of the Jedi in the theater, there was kind of a “controversy” because they raised the price of movie tickets starting with that movie. We still waited in the long line to see it.
But the price for a non-matinee ticket to see it went up to a whopping $4!
Scandalous!
When I saw Return of the Jedi in the theater, there was kind of a “controversy” because they raised the price of movie tickets starting with that movie. We still waited in the long line to see it.
But the price for a non-matinee ticket to see it went up to a whopping $4!
Scandalous!
Sesame Street: Madeline Kahn and Grover Sing After Me
YouTube video by Sesame Street Classics
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February 12, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi.
Superman, the Movie.
Raiders of the Lost Ark.
I remember seeing “What’s Up, Doc?” in the theater in 1972. I was 5. That was one of my earliest theater memories. I was amazed by Madeline Khan. I thought she was really funny.
Superman, the Movie.
Raiders of the Lost Ark.
I remember seeing “What’s Up, Doc?” in the theater in 1972. I was 5. That was one of my earliest theater memories. I was amazed by Madeline Khan. I thought she was really funny.
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
Given I was four years old at the time, and this was the first movie I had ever seen in a movie theater, that's my one big flex.
Given I was four years old at the time, and this was the first movie I had ever seen in a movie theater, that's my one big flex.
Have asked this before and always like the responses. What are your biggest “I saw that in the first run cinema” flexes? Couple of mine:
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
February 12, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi.
Superman, the Movie.
Raiders of the Lost Ark.
I remember seeing “What’s Up, Doc?” in the theater in 1972. I was 5. That was one of my earliest theater memories. I was amazed by Madeline Khan. I thought she was really funny.
Superman, the Movie.
Raiders of the Lost Ark.
I remember seeing “What’s Up, Doc?” in the theater in 1972. I was 5. That was one of my earliest theater memories. I was amazed by Madeline Khan. I thought she was really funny.
I’m not allowed around box cutters anymore. I’ve cut myself at least 5 times since I moved.
I cut myself opening a dog toy. A DOG TOY!!!
I cut myself opening a dog toy. A DOG TOY!!!
February 11, 2026 at 8:28 PM
I’m not allowed around box cutters anymore. I’ve cut myself at least 5 times since I moved.
I cut myself opening a dog toy. A DOG TOY!!!
I cut myself opening a dog toy. A DOG TOY!!!
Wow! He seemed like a good guy!
Oh fuck. What a good dude he was. I got to spend three days with him on the set of RULES OF ATTRACTION & he was an absolute prince. He noticed some kids sneak on set & said "We should go over and say hi before security gets them." Just a really kind, funny, charming man. Heartbroken for his family.
🔗: bit.ly/4qv78DG
James Van Der Beek has died. The actor, best known for his roles in Dawson's Creek and Varsity Blues, died after a journey with stage 3 colorectal cancer.
📷: Getty
James Van Der Beek has died. The actor, best known for his roles in Dawson's Creek and Varsity Blues, died after a journey with stage 3 colorectal cancer.
📷: Getty
February 11, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Wow! He seemed like a good guy!