Andy Merrill “Brak” 🐸 ❌👑
@amerrill2.bsky.social
I do voices and stuff. I also do marketing for things. I write and produce crap and occasionally get on stage and make people laugh. I’m open for work and comic conventions.
Get your drug test in a fun Disney way!!!
November 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Get your drug test in a fun Disney way!!!
In Hansel and Gretel, does the witch have a sanitary room to do her business that’s separate from, yet within, the edible gingerbread house, or does she have a portable Andy Gump blue port-a-potty in the back yard? And does a man come out and empty said potty every month?
This is important.
This is important.
November 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
In Hansel and Gretel, does the witch have a sanitary room to do her business that’s separate from, yet within, the edible gingerbread house, or does she have a portable Andy Gump blue port-a-potty in the back yard? And does a man come out and empty said potty every month?
This is important.
This is important.
All we did in Atlanta on our off time was go to Kroger, Panera Bread, and Stone Mountain.
If you did all three in one day, it was the euphoric experience much like going to the beach and then skiing at Big Bear on the same day in SoCal.
If you did all three in one day, it was the euphoric experience much like going to the beach and then skiing at Big Bear on the same day in SoCal.
This is a repost of something @ArtOfDex3 posted on Twitter but it's too in this account's ballpark not to repost
A Powerful Girls Movie Promotional sticker with a note asking Cartoon Network employees to put it on their car so they can attempt to promote the movie while running errands
A Powerful Girls Movie Promotional sticker with a note asking Cartoon Network employees to put it on their car so they can attempt to promote the movie while running errands
November 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
All we did in Atlanta on our off time was go to Kroger, Panera Bread, and Stone Mountain.
If you did all three in one day, it was the euphoric experience much like going to the beach and then skiing at Big Bear on the same day in SoCal.
If you did all three in one day, it was the euphoric experience much like going to the beach and then skiing at Big Bear on the same day in SoCal.
If there’s another season of “What If…” I wish they’d do a completely off the rails episode like this issue.
My favorite classic issue of “What if…” was the “What the???” issue.
November 10, 2025 at 2:42 PM
If there’s another season of “What If…” I wish they’d do a completely off the rails episode like this issue.
I was a Banana Guard in the 2nd episode of Fiona and Cake’s second season.
It was described to me that whoever voices a Banana Guard is doing their best impersonation of Ray Romano.
I didn’t question it because it made sense to me and I think that’s hilarious.
It was described to me that whoever voices a Banana Guard is doing their best impersonation of Ray Romano.
I didn’t question it because it made sense to me and I think that’s hilarious.
two bananas are standing next to each other in a forest holding spears .
ALT: two bananas are standing next to each other in a forest holding spears .
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I was a Banana Guard in the 2nd episode of Fiona and Cake’s second season.
It was described to me that whoever voices a Banana Guard is doing their best impersonation of Ray Romano.
I didn’t question it because it made sense to me and I think that’s hilarious.
It was described to me that whoever voices a Banana Guard is doing their best impersonation of Ray Romano.
I didn’t question it because it made sense to me and I think that’s hilarious.
This was around 2015.
I pitched it mainly because I got tired of going to Toon Town at Disneyland and hearing kids ask who Roger Rabbit was.
November 10, 2025 at 12:41 AM
This was around 2015.
I’ve always hated this song.
November 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I’ve always hated this song.
Look at em!
Don't make me choose.
November 8, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Look at em!
Acquitted!!!
November 6, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Acquitted!!!
I believe that Captain Sandwich, after his total acquittal, should receive free sandwiches for life.
Not since the Earl of Sandwich has a person furthered the simple plight of the submarine sandwich.
He is the hero of heroes!!!
Not since the Earl of Sandwich has a person furthered the simple plight of the submarine sandwich.
He is the hero of heroes!!!
November 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I believe that Captain Sandwich, after his total acquittal, should receive free sandwiches for life.
Not since the Earl of Sandwich has a person furthered the simple plight of the submarine sandwich.
He is the hero of heroes!!!
Not since the Earl of Sandwich has a person furthered the simple plight of the submarine sandwich.
He is the hero of heroes!!!
Cookin’ With Andy: Apple Pie Mac & Cheese
YouTube video by Andy Merrill
youtu.be
November 6, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I truly enjoy when companies have the guts to FA.
It’s fun!
I will gladly FO for them if the FA is stupid enough.
It’s fun!
I will gladly FO for them if the FA is stupid enough.
November 6, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I truly enjoy when companies have the guts to FA.
It’s fun!
I will gladly FO for them if the FA is stupid enough.
It’s fun!
I will gladly FO for them if the FA is stupid enough.
It has arrived.
November 6, 2025 at 12:48 AM
It has arrived.
Once again, I’ve missed Salt & Straw’s Halloween creepy crawly ice cream.
It was matcha ice cream with chocolate covered crickets and meal worm toffee.
I would seriously eat it.
It was matcha ice cream with chocolate covered crickets and meal worm toffee.
I would seriously eat it.
November 4, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Once again, I’ve missed Salt & Straw’s Halloween creepy crawly ice cream.
It was matcha ice cream with chocolate covered crickets and meal worm toffee.
I would seriously eat it.
It was matcha ice cream with chocolate covered crickets and meal worm toffee.
I would seriously eat it.
m&ms
“Dissolves in your mouth and sometimes in your warm sweaty hands.”
I can write a good ad slogan!!!
“Dissolves in your mouth and sometimes in your warm sweaty hands.”
I can write a good ad slogan!!!
November 4, 2025 at 2:18 AM
m&ms
“Dissolves in your mouth and sometimes in your warm sweaty hands.”
I can write a good ad slogan!!!
“Dissolves in your mouth and sometimes in your warm sweaty hands.”
I can write a good ad slogan!!!
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Just ordered these!!!
Once again, I’m too late to get the Digiorno Thanksgiving pizza.
Once again, I’m too late to get the Digiorno Thanksgiving pizza.
November 4, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Just ordered these!!!
Once again, I’m too late to get the Digiorno Thanksgiving pizza.
Once again, I’m too late to get the Digiorno Thanksgiving pizza.
“Cookin’ With Andy,” here we come.
I hope it’s in stock.
I hope it’s in stock.
November 3, 2025 at 11:28 PM
“Cookin’ With Andy,” here we come.
I hope it’s in stock.
I hope it’s in stock.
It’s about time, really.
People Magazine just announced their 2025 “Sexiest Man Alive”:
November 3, 2025 at 8:18 PM
It’s about time, really.
Well said!!!
November 3, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Well said!!!
Fun fact: Shari Lewis was the only person to make money from the Cartoon Planet Musical Bar-B-Q album because royalties had to be paid for that song.
Shout-out to Shari Lewis
Like many childrens hosts, she was a ventriloquist and puppeteer whose career went back to Arthur Godfrey.
She, and her puppet Lamb Chop, rose beyond local to national prominence.
We lost Shari in 1998, but this song doesn't end.
youtu.be/5iln6fkwJOU?...
Like many childrens hosts, she was a ventriloquist and puppeteer whose career went back to Arthur Godfrey.
She, and her puppet Lamb Chop, rose beyond local to national prominence.
We lost Shari in 1998, but this song doesn't end.
youtu.be/5iln6fkwJOU?...
The Song That Doesn't End It Goes On and On My Friend - Who remembers ?
YouTube video by WR
youtu.be
November 2, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Fun fact: Shari Lewis was the only person to make money from the Cartoon Planet Musical Bar-B-Q album because royalties had to be paid for that song.
Future “Cookin’ With Andy” set.
November 2, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Future “Cookin’ With Andy” set.
My cabinets are up.
November 2, 2025 at 8:38 PM
My cabinets are up.
Lookit!!! It’s my lovely offspring!!!
October 31, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Lookit!!! It’s my lovely offspring!!!