Shadow Over Porgsmouth🐀
@kristodynamics.bsky.social
Glasses Porg
Husband of @nutmeggles.bluesky.social
Denver
I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this
he/him
Husband of @nutmeggles.bluesky.social
Denver
I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this
he/him
Pinned
You can only buy the Taco Bell Mountain Dew Baja Blast pie WHOLE.
What if Mountain Dew made a key lime pie?
It’s not bad. Sweeter than a good key lime pie should be, without the delicate tartness. The whipped cream is typical of other grocery frozen pies and pairs well. The crust is there and does its job.
It’s not bad. Sweeter than a good key lime pie should be, without the delicate tartness. The whipped cream is typical of other grocery frozen pies and pairs well. The crust is there and does its job.
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FUCK ICE! FUCK ICE! FUCK ICE!
"It was not Hitler or Himmler who abducted me, beat me and shot my family. It was the shoemaker, the milkman, the neighbor, who received a uniform and then believed they were the master race."
Karl Stojka, Auschwitz survivor
"It was not Hitler or Himmler who abducted me, beat me and shot my family. It was the shoemaker, the milkman, the neighbor, who received a uniform and then believed they were the master race."
Karl Stojka, Auschwitz survivor
November 19, 2025 at 12:47 AM
FUCK ICE! FUCK ICE! FUCK ICE!
"It was not Hitler or Himmler who abducted me, beat me and shot my family. It was the shoemaker, the milkman, the neighbor, who received a uniform and then believed they were the master race."
Karl Stojka, Auschwitz survivor
"It was not Hitler or Himmler who abducted me, beat me and shot my family. It was the shoemaker, the milkman, the neighbor, who received a uniform and then believed they were the master race."
Karl Stojka, Auschwitz survivor
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Dr. Frankenstein.
“I’m going to say it. The village has a monster problem. The more we pretend like we don’t, the worse it’s gonna get. We do. Don’t tell me we don’t”
“I’m going to say it. The village has a monster problem. The more we pretend like we don’t, the worse it’s gonna get. We do. Don’t tell me we don’t”
November 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Dr. Frankenstein.
“I’m going to say it. The village has a monster problem. The more we pretend like we don’t, the worse it’s gonna get. We do. Don’t tell me we don’t”
“I’m going to say it. The village has a monster problem. The more we pretend like we don’t, the worse it’s gonna get. We do. Don’t tell me we don’t”
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So i gave Wooloo a gun
November 17, 2025 at 10:32 PM
So i gave Wooloo a gun
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They're not leaning to feminism.
They're opportunists.
They're opportunists.
I'd be really curious if someone better versed in feminist theory wrote about what's happening on the right. Because between Greene, Mace, and Bobert, we've got this bloc forming of women who seem tired of serving a patriarchy of sex criminals. And their rhetoric is starting to lean that direction.
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I was called a traitor by a man that I fought for 6 years for. I gave him my loyalty for free. I've never owed him anything. Let me tell you what a traitor is -- a traitor is an American that serves foreign countries."
November 18, 2025 at 8:02 PM
They're not leaning to feminism.
They're opportunists.
They're opportunists.
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“A distributed system is one in which the failure of a computer that you didn’t know existed can make your computer stop working.”
Once a month I wake up to a story like "Half the world doesn't work because of the NetBastard outage" I didn't even know about net bastard
November 18, 2025 at 7:48 PM
“A distributed system is one in which the failure of a computer that you didn’t know existed can make your computer stop working.”
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why is my brain like this.
November 18, 2025 at 8:54 PM
why is my brain like this.
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Gotta go...
November 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Gotta go...
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NEW: The White House intervened in a DHS investigation.
The target? Sex offender Andrew Tate.
The WH person? Paul “Nazi Streak” Ingrassia.
Who was previously also Tate’s lawyer.
A banger from @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Shapiro
www.propublica.org/article/andr...
The target? Sex offender Andrew Tate.
The WH person? Paul “Nazi Streak” Ingrassia.
Who was previously also Tate’s lawyer.
A banger from @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Shapiro
www.propublica.org/article/andr...
November 18, 2025 at 11:41 AM
NEW: The White House intervened in a DHS investigation.
The target? Sex offender Andrew Tate.
The WH person? Paul “Nazi Streak” Ingrassia.
Who was previously also Tate’s lawyer.
A banger from @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Shapiro
www.propublica.org/article/andr...
The target? Sex offender Andrew Tate.
The WH person? Paul “Nazi Streak” Ingrassia.
Who was previously also Tate’s lawyer.
A banger from @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Shapiro
www.propublica.org/article/andr...
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This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
November 18, 2025 at 9:44 AM
This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
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Ken Burns: Correct! That’s why this is called Ken Burns’ The Future. Roll tape please.
(Lights dim. We hear ragtime piano as the camera pans and scans over a black and white photograph of two robots playing stick ball)
(Lights dim. We hear ragtime piano as the camera pans and scans over a black and white photograph of two robots playing stick ball)
November 17, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Ken Burns: Correct! That’s why this is called Ken Burns’ The Future. Roll tape please.
(Lights dim. We hear ragtime piano as the camera pans and scans over a black and white photograph of two robots playing stick ball)
(Lights dim. We hear ragtime piano as the camera pans and scans over a black and white photograph of two robots playing stick ball)
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People love to talk about how awful theater kids are, and they’re not wrong, but let’s be real, debate kids have made this country a lot worse
October 2, 2024 at 1:49 AM
People love to talk about how awful theater kids are, and they’re not wrong, but let’s be real, debate kids have made this country a lot worse
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Key information from this story: "humans generally have a crash, whether they are at fault or not, every 700,000 miles. Tesla has 7 in probably ~300,000 miles."
Tesla robotaxis get in crashes at 16 times the rate of human drivers.
Tesla robotaxis get in crashes at 16 times the rate of human drivers.
“.. Tesla’s current Robotaxi crash rate .. is about 2x higher than Waymo’s, despite in-car supervisors that prevent an unknown number of crashes.”
@electrek.co $TSLA
electrek.co/2025/11/17/t...
@electrek.co $TSLA
electrek.co/2025/11/17/t...
November 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Key information from this story: "humans generally have a crash, whether they are at fault or not, every 700,000 miles. Tesla has 7 in probably ~300,000 miles."
Tesla robotaxis get in crashes at 16 times the rate of human drivers.
Tesla robotaxis get in crashes at 16 times the rate of human drivers.
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Was looking through my late brother's Twitter account and I lol'd when I saw this
"Jun 11, 2020
So bets on Microsoft becoming the next Sega and dropping out after the next Xbox?"
"Jun 11, 2020
So bets on Microsoft becoming the next Sega and dropping out after the next Xbox?"
November 18, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Was looking through my late brother's Twitter account and I lol'd when I saw this
"Jun 11, 2020
So bets on Microsoft becoming the next Sega and dropping out after the next Xbox?"
"Jun 11, 2020
So bets on Microsoft becoming the next Sega and dropping out after the next Xbox?"
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At this point, I think anyone who works in an environment with him should be required by the employer to take bystander training
November 18, 2025 at 5:49 AM
At this point, I think anyone who works in an environment with him should be required by the employer to take bystander training
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TRUMP: You're a dickless moron, and I think I'll order you shot in the brain.
REPORTER: (to self) Can't retort, important to keep access.
TRUMP: Back to what I was saying… Bing bong, bing bong. I hear sounds like, tk tk ksshhaaa. All day long. Bing bong! Pa pa pa pa pa. They go shhoooo. Bing bing!
REPORTER: (to self) Can't retort, important to keep access.
TRUMP: Back to what I was saying… Bing bong, bing bong. I hear sounds like, tk tk ksshhaaa. All day long. Bing bong! Pa pa pa pa pa. They go shhoooo. Bing bing!
November 18, 2025 at 6:00 AM
TRUMP: You're a dickless moron, and I think I'll order you shot in the brain.
REPORTER: (to self) Can't retort, important to keep access.
TRUMP: Back to what I was saying… Bing bong, bing bong. I hear sounds like, tk tk ksshhaaa. All day long. Bing bong! Pa pa pa pa pa. They go shhoooo. Bing bing!
REPORTER: (to self) Can't retort, important to keep access.
TRUMP: Back to what I was saying… Bing bong, bing bong. I hear sounds like, tk tk ksshhaaa. All day long. Bing bong! Pa pa pa pa pa. They go shhoooo. Bing bing!
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The national GOP is so afraid of Missouri voters getting the final say on the gerrymandered congressional map that they sent a mass text claiming petition signatures were "IMPROPERLY COLLECTED" & voters should "withdraw your signature before it’s too late"
www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
National Republicans Send Deceptive Text to ‘Confuse and Intimidate’ Missouri Voters
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
November 17, 2025 at 10:15 PM
The national GOP is so afraid of Missouri voters getting the final say on the gerrymandered congressional map that they sent a mass text claiming petition signatures were "IMPROPERLY COLLECTED" & voters should "withdraw your signature before it’s too late"
www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
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"top border patrol official was so inspired by hunting magazines that he vowed to hunt immigrants" is really...something.
November 17, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"top border patrol official was so inspired by hunting magazines that he vowed to hunt immigrants" is really...something.
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"one day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this"
‘We Should’ve Done More’: Kamala Harris Slams Biden Admin Over Netanyahu Support and Praises Pro-Palestine Protesters
‘We Should’ve Done More’: Kamala Harris Slams Biden Admin Over Netanyahu Support and Praises Pro-Palestine Protesters
Kamala Harris criticized Joe Biden's Administration, saying they should have been more willing to publicly criticize Israeli leader Benjamin Netanyahu over Gaza
The post ‘We Should’ve Done More’: Kamala Harris Slams Biden Admin Over Netanyahu Support and Praises Pro-Palestine Protesters first appeared on Mediaite.
dlvr.it
November 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
"one day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this"
Garfield and Friends is the peak of the entire Garfield IP empire.
Garfield and Friends is better than Sonic the Hedgehog.
November 18, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Garfield and Friends is the peak of the entire Garfield IP empire.
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Actually, “gerontophilia” refers to sexual attraction to people 80 and older. This is technically “mesilikasphilia.”
November 18, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Actually, “gerontophilia” refers to sexual attraction to people 80 and older. This is technically “mesilikasphilia.”
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Remove the regime is a good goal because it shows how they are all complicit and this is not about just Larry Summers.
I don't even understand why he is being singled out here given how many absurdly powerful people are implicated in Epstein's crimes.
I don't even understand why he is being singled out here given how many absurdly powerful people are implicated in Epstein's crimes.
November 18, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Remove the regime is a good goal because it shows how they are all complicit and this is not about just Larry Summers.
I don't even understand why he is being singled out here given how many absurdly powerful people are implicated in Epstein's crimes.
I don't even understand why he is being singled out here given how many absurdly powerful people are implicated in Epstein's crimes.
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