Ethan Jacobs 🇺🇦
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Ethan Jacobs 🇺🇦
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· Jan 23
If Putin had installed a president completely obedient to him and ordered him to kill the country, nothing would be different from what Trump did this past week.
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The Virginia Supreme Court has ruled that the state can put a redistricting plan on the ballot this spring that could add as many as four more Democratic seats in Congress.
The referendum will take place on April 21.
The referendum will take place on April 21.
February 14, 2026 at 6:56 PM
The Virginia Supreme Court has ruled that the state can put a redistricting plan on the ballot this spring that could add as many as four more Democratic seats in Congress.
The referendum will take place on April 21.
The referendum will take place on April 21.
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Roses are red
Kudzu’s ill-mannered
When it finally happens
We’re all getting hammered
Kudzu’s ill-mannered
When it finally happens
We’re all getting hammered
February 14, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Roses are red
Kudzu’s ill-mannered
When it finally happens
We’re all getting hammered
Kudzu’s ill-mannered
When it finally happens
We’re all getting hammered
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Violets are blue
Roses are red
Someday it will happen
And he will be
Roses are red
Someday it will happen
And he will be
February 14, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Violets are blue
Roses are red
Someday it will happen
And he will be
Roses are red
Someday it will happen
And he will be
(kneeling, jazz hands)
The Originalists!
The Originalists!
🚨 President Trump’s Claim of an “Irrefutable” Argument Supporting His Right to Unilaterally Impose Voter ID and Election Rules May Be Based on Insane Claim that Marriott Hotel Manager Found Secret Text in the Shadows of a Microfilm Copy of the U.S. Constitution electionlawblog.org?p=154326
President Trump's Claim of an "Irrefutable" Argument Supporting His Right to Unilaterally Impose Voter ID and Election Rules May Be Based on Insane Claim that Marriott Hotel Manager Found Secret Text ...
Yesterday I noted the latest set of unhinged social media posts from President Trump in which he declared that voter id requirements and other election changes would be imposed in the midterms via exe...
electionlawblog.org
February 14, 2026 at 7:06 PM
(kneeling, jazz hands)
The Originalists!
The Originalists!
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I wrote about something I've been thinking about for a long time. A kind of post-ironic collapse in our politics and culture where nihilism has become the lingua franca of the internet and beyond. It links Kirk, Clavicular, Epstein, memestock/coin stuff, mass shooters. I hope you'll read it.
This Is What It Looks Like When Nothing Matters
Welcome to the internet’s nihilism crisis.
www.theatlantic.com
February 14, 2026 at 5:21 PM
I wrote about something I've been thinking about for a long time. A kind of post-ironic collapse in our politics and culture where nihilism has become the lingua franca of the internet and beyond. It links Kirk, Clavicular, Epstein, memestock/coin stuff, mass shooters. I hope you'll read it.
My cat’s new romance author bio headshot.
February 14, 2026 at 5:45 PM
My cat’s new romance author bio headshot.
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If Putin had installed a president completely obedient to him and ordered him to kill the country, nothing would be different from what Trump did this past week.
January 23, 2025 at 4:09 AM
If Putin had installed a president completely obedient to him and ordered him to kill the country, nothing would be different from what Trump did this past week.
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Hi attorneys! Want to not be able to get to sleep tonight? Here's Judge Rakoff (probably the single most well-respected judge in SDNY) saying that the use of AI destroys both attorney-client privilege and work-product privilege.
incamera.ai
February 14, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Hi attorneys! Want to not be able to get to sleep tonight? Here's Judge Rakoff (probably the single most well-respected judge in SDNY) saying that the use of AI destroys both attorney-client privilege and work-product privilege.
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the art of enjoying social media is to be the guy at the front of the picture and not give two fucks about the guy at the back
February 14, 2026 at 3:44 AM
the art of enjoying social media is to be the guy at the front of the picture and not give two fucks about the guy at the back
I talked with a guy I respect today who works in AI and think I need to give it another close look to decide if I think it’s going to be a modest advance or turn the world on its head.
February 14, 2026 at 3:41 AM
I talked with a guy I respect today who works in AI and think I need to give it another close look to decide if I think it’s going to be a modest advance or turn the world on its head.
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Being brought into the principal’s office and being shown that a bunch of 38 year olds on a website you’ve never been on approve of you punching a kid.
February 14, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Being brought into the principal’s office and being shown that a bunch of 38 year olds on a website you’ve never been on approve of you punching a kid.
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When you’ve seen the polling
February 13, 2026 at 11:02 PM
When you’ve seen the polling
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Suburban wine moms will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a concentration camp" and then very effectively firebomb a concentration camp
February 13, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Suburban wine moms will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a concentration camp" and then very effectively firebomb a concentration camp
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On top of all the Nazi stuff, it’s pretty clear this “oyster farmer” is four sea otters in a pair of overalls:
October 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
On top of all the Nazi stuff, it’s pretty clear this “oyster farmer” is four sea otters in a pair of overalls:
Guys doing normal guy stuff (reenacting Battle Royale) ruined when some creep suggests sex crimes.
The Epstein Files are an unfair blow to the reputations of wealthy men who only use their private islands to hunt people for sport.
February 13, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Guys doing normal guy stuff (reenacting Battle Royale) ruined when some creep suggests sex crimes.
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talking about epstein with my uber driver and she was like "you know what i would do if i had all that money? id invite all the pedophiles and child abusers to my island and then do Saw on them"
February 13, 2026 at 2:51 AM
talking about epstein with my uber driver and she was like "you know what i would do if i had all that money? id invite all the pedophiles and child abusers to my island and then do Saw on them"
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It ain’t over til Minnesota has ICE’s battle flag
February 12, 2026 at 2:18 PM
It ain’t over til Minnesota has ICE’s battle flag
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a perennial issue is that people just refuse to believe that the republican party is as far gone as it is.
February 12, 2026 at 5:43 PM
a perennial issue is that people just refuse to believe that the republican party is as far gone as it is.
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BREAKING
Judge Boasberg ORDERS the Trump admin to facilitate the return of the more than 100 men spirited out of the country last year without notice or a hearing.
Plaintiffs may also submit habeas petitions from abroad, he says.
Doc buff.ly/rccakD7
Judge Boasberg ORDERS the Trump admin to facilitate the return of the more than 100 men spirited out of the country last year without notice or a hearing.
Plaintiffs may also submit habeas petitions from abroad, he says.
Doc buff.ly/rccakD7
February 12, 2026 at 4:04 PM
BREAKING
Judge Boasberg ORDERS the Trump admin to facilitate the return of the more than 100 men spirited out of the country last year without notice or a hearing.
Plaintiffs may also submit habeas petitions from abroad, he says.
Doc buff.ly/rccakD7
Judge Boasberg ORDERS the Trump admin to facilitate the return of the more than 100 men spirited out of the country last year without notice or a hearing.
Plaintiffs may also submit habeas petitions from abroad, he says.
Doc buff.ly/rccakD7
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Setting: Imperial border town in a harsh desert environment.
Focus on a child's birthday party. Child whispers a wish to a balloon. It rises & twinkles, appearing hopeful in the sun. Suddenly, the balloon evaporates in red light while an Imperial laser cannon comes into focus in the background.
Focus on a child's birthday party. Child whispers a wish to a balloon. It rises & twinkles, appearing hopeful in the sun. Suddenly, the balloon evaporates in red light while an Imperial laser cannon comes into focus in the background.
February 12, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Setting: Imperial border town in a harsh desert environment.
Focus on a child's birthday party. Child whispers a wish to a balloon. It rises & twinkles, appearing hopeful in the sun. Suddenly, the balloon evaporates in red light while an Imperial laser cannon comes into focus in the background.
Focus on a child's birthday party. Child whispers a wish to a balloon. It rises & twinkles, appearing hopeful in the sun. Suddenly, the balloon evaporates in red light while an Imperial laser cannon comes into focus in the background.
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“Four of my children just evaporated,” Badran said, holding back tears. “I looked for them a million times. Not a piece was left. Where did they go?”
There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.
There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.
Israel used weapons in Gaza that made thousands of Palestinians evaporate
US-made thermal weapons burning at 3,500C caused 2,842 people to "evaporate" in Gaza, Al Jazeera investigation finds.
www.aljazeera.com
February 10, 2026 at 10:29 PM
“Four of my children just evaporated,” Badran said, holding back tears. “I looked for them a million times. Not a piece was left. Where did they go?”
There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.
There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.
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AOC on DHS Warehouses: I think every American should be alarmed. They are building—and have built—a black box system that disappears people, both immigrants and U.S. citizens alike.
February 10, 2026 at 1:30 AM
AOC on DHS Warehouses: I think every American should be alarmed. They are building—and have built—a black box system that disappears people, both immigrants and U.S. citizens alike.
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Every single person that was involved in any way with what was done to this child - including the talking heads that lied about what was done and how he was used - should be burned at the stake.
Super Bowl viewers Sunday speculated that 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos appeared in the halftime show. In fact, he has been in hiding with his family.
“He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.
“He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.
‘He’s not the same’: Father of Liam Conejo Ramos says 5-year-old continues to suffer
Some people thought they say the 5-year-old during the Super Bowl halftime show. But Liam is still in hiding with his family, after he and his father were detained and then released from a Texas deten...
www.mprnews.org
February 10, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Every single person that was involved in any way with what was done to this child - including the talking heads that lied about what was done and how he was used - should be burned at the stake.
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I am not a pot person I do not think anyone should be a pot person but people drinking less booze and smoking more pot is an obvious public health victory.
next up, let’s talk about the “surging pot use” and all the concern about excess cannabis use and put it up against the State of the Booze industry over the past decade (cc: @dinfontay.com) and oh, hey! whadya know? There might be a correlation! Who knew!
There’s clear substitution happening!
There’s clear substitution happening!
February 9, 2026 at 4:46 PM
I am not a pot person I do not think anyone should be a pot person but people drinking less booze and smoking more pot is an obvious public health victory.