Ethan Jacobs 🇺🇦
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Ethan Jacobs 🇺🇦
@ejacobslaw.com
· Jan 23
If Putin had installed a president completely obedient to him and ordered him to kill the country, nothing would be different from what Trump did this past week.
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dystopian ass weather report
Chicago may experience less tear gas use as Operation Midway Blitz winds down. Cold and wet weather reduce effectiveness, while wind adds unpredictability.
Wind, cold temps can change the impact of tear gas and pepper balls, experts say
chicago.suntimes.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM
dystopian ass weather report
In six months:
Jacob Bernstein loved her. He loved the writer, even though he himself was a reporter and she was the political journalist he had written about. He loved her eyes, “dull as a shark’s.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/s...
Jacob Bernstein loved her. He loved the writer, even though he himself was a reporter and she was the political journalist he had written about. He loved her eyes, “dull as a shark’s.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/s...
Olivia Nuzzi Did It All for Love
www.nytimes.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM
In six months:
Jacob Bernstein loved her. He loved the writer, even though he himself was a reporter and she was the political journalist he had written about. He loved her eyes, “dull as a shark’s.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/s...
Jacob Bernstein loved her. He loved the writer, even though he himself was a reporter and she was the political journalist he had written about. He loved her eyes, “dull as a shark’s.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/s...
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Being a lawyer for the last 298 days:
What a terrible day to know how to read
November 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Being a lawyer for the last 298 days:
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I say this often to new attorneys: one of the most important things to remember is that you will NOT be a fit for every client, and that’s okay. We are human beings first, attorneys second - not the other way around. If you prioritize appealing to everyone and lose yourself, you’ve lost.
November 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I say this often to new attorneys: one of the most important things to remember is that you will NOT be a fit for every client, and that’s okay. We are human beings first, attorneys second - not the other way around. If you prioritize appealing to everyone and lose yourself, you’ve lost.
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there is actually a story in this revolting Nuzzi piece if you sandblast away the lies about a hot young woman being "in love" with a guy old enough to be her grandfather who looks like a catcher's mitt and sounds like an evil muppet
November 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
there is actually a story in this revolting Nuzzi piece if you sandblast away the lies about a hot young woman being "in love" with a guy old enough to be her grandfather who looks like a catcher's mitt and sounds like an evil muppet
While confined here in the Bluesky 72-hour suspension, I came across your recent statement calling our present activities "unwise
and untimely."
and untimely."
November 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
While confined here in the Bluesky 72-hour suspension, I came across your recent statement calling our present activities "unwise
and untimely."
and untimely."
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Can't say it straighter than @AnneliseLevy in @BLaw.com: ClaimsHero clearly messed w/the wrong judge in defending its scheme to "lure" Bartz settlement-eligible authors into opting out of the plaintiff class. Calling it "a fraud of immense proportions," Judge Alsup ordered a halt:
November 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Can't say it straighter than @AnneliseLevy in @BLaw.com: ClaimsHero clearly messed w/the wrong judge in defending its scheme to "lure" Bartz settlement-eligible authors into opting out of the plaintiff class. Calling it "a fraud of immense proportions," Judge Alsup ordered a halt:
This deal is as full of holes as, uh
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/11...
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/11...
Trump Administration Live Updates: U.S. Reaches Trade Deal With Switzerland
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
This deal is as full of holes as, uh
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/11...
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/11...
Yeah, using a wood chipper like that will void the warranty.
patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Yeah, using a wood chipper like that will void the warranty.
I’m in awe of the courage of people who transition. I’m a cis man and felt anxious about not shaving my lip for a weeks while I grew a mustache.
November 14, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I’m in awe of the courage of people who transition. I’m a cis man and felt anxious about not shaving my lip for a weeks while I grew a mustache.
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if microsoft just made outlook search not suck they'd see triple the productivity gains of any AI integration
November 14, 2025 at 12:18 AM
if microsoft just made outlook search not suck they'd see triple the productivity gains of any AI integration
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Re: Epstein’s emails
November 13, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Re: Epstein’s emails
Nothing tastes as good as thin mints.
November 13, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Nothing tastes as good as thin mints.
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The Trump/Epstein stuff is so bad that Trump isn‘t even trying to deny it.
I can’t think of another scandal, and there are a lot of examples of which to choose from; where they did not do so.
I can’t think of another scandal, and there are a lot of examples of which to choose from; where they did not do so.
November 13, 2025 at 12:59 PM
The Trump/Epstein stuff is so bad that Trump isn‘t even trying to deny it.
I can’t think of another scandal, and there are a lot of examples of which to choose from; where they did not do so.
I can’t think of another scandal, and there are a lot of examples of which to choose from; where they did not do so.
Still waiting for the Epstein email about the Buffet.
Trump is so panicked he must have killed and eaten several children on Epstein Island.
November 13, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Still waiting for the Epstein email about the Buffet.
Just noticed we never see Mamdani and Daredevil in the same place at the same time.
November 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Just noticed we never see Mamdani and Daredevil in the same place at the same time.
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GOP voter in high dudgeon: The man *I* believed I was voting for rapes *adults.*
November 13, 2025 at 12:23 AM
GOP voter in high dudgeon: The man *I* believed I was voting for rapes *adults.*
GOP voter in high dudgeon: The man *I* believed I was voting for rapes *adults.*
November 13, 2025 at 12:23 AM
GOP voter in high dudgeon: The man *I* believed I was voting for rapes *adults.*
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In San Francisco, the night sky is a more vibrant, saturated gray than I’ve ever seen. Wow guys if only my phone camera was better.
November 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
In San Francisco, the night sky is a more vibrant, saturated gray than I’ve ever seen. Wow guys if only my phone camera was better.
I just thought of another one.
I just thought of a great premise for a Punisher story.
President Trump has pardoned 1,500 people who stormed the Capitol four years ago to block his successor from taking office, including 174 charged with using weapons or assaulting police and conspirators who plotted "to oppose by force the lawful transfer of presidential power."
November 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I just thought of another one.
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Trump: no democrat can convince the public i rape children!!!!
Boebert:
Boebert:
November 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Trump: no democrat can convince the public i rape children!!!!
Boebert:
Boebert:
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Me, watching as children's motrin magically lowers Littler Girl's fever from 104.x down to 100.x, easing her very obvious discomfort and allowing her to get the sleep she desperately needs:
"I don't think this is doing anything and maybe it's dangerous. Probably better for her to burn up?"
"I don't think this is doing anything and maybe it's dangerous. Probably better for her to burn up?"
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 12, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Me, watching as children's motrin magically lowers Littler Girl's fever from 104.x down to 100.x, easing her very obvious discomfort and allowing her to get the sleep she desperately needs:
"I don't think this is doing anything and maybe it's dangerous. Probably better for her to burn up?"
"I don't think this is doing anything and maybe it's dangerous. Probably better for her to burn up?"
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The idea that sexual abuse is part of “private” life instead of a public crisis has done incalculable damage. Anti-rape activists have to fight to even make it possible to expose sexual abuse as a wrongdoing in public without being silenced and undermined. That fight is far from won
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
The idea that sexual abuse is part of “private” life instead of a public crisis has done incalculable damage. Anti-rape activists have to fight to even make it possible to expose sexual abuse as a wrongdoing in public without being silenced and undermined. That fight is far from won