Ethan Jacobs 🇺🇦
@ejacobslaw.com
Lawyer (copyright, trademark, and commercial disputes). Bandit Heeler disciple. Donut addict. He / him.
San Francisco ∙ ejacobslaw.com
San Francisco ∙ ejacobslaw.com
Look at this smile and try to convince me the best revenge is something other than seeing your vile enemy get their just deserts.
November 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Look at this smile and try to convince me the best revenge is something other than seeing your vile enemy get their just deserts.
When you see someone reach for a dumpling:
November 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
When you see someone reach for a dumpling:
The moment in a motion hearing when you and opposing counsel realize the court hasn’t read the briefs:
November 23, 2025 at 12:02 PM
The moment in a motion hearing when you and opposing counsel realize the court hasn’t read the briefs:
What if god was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us.
Just a slob like one of us.
November 23, 2025 at 12:53 AM
What if god was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us.
Just a slob like one of us.
And xAi has billions in debt that specifically requires it to spend enormous amounts on chips:
November 22, 2025 at 4:04 PM
And xAi has billions in debt that specifically requires it to spend enormous amounts on chips:
When you totally hate drama
November 22, 2025 at 5:57 AM
When you totally hate drama
D&D Rabbit Alignment Chart
November 22, 2025 at 3:52 AM
D&D Rabbit Alignment Chart
Because of demographic, geographic, and professional factors, I don’t know many MAGA types, and even fewer whom I respect as people.
But I’ve been texting with one since Trump was reelected to see what they thought about his administration.
In August they were gung ho.
Yesterday?:
But I’ve been texting with one since Trump was reelected to see what they thought about his administration.
In August they were gung ho.
Yesterday?:
![Me: Even today?
Them: 🤷🏻♂️ [and I add the “HA HA” response]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kofwogixbwof3nwoha2d4r5p/bafkreib6efxvhiyjrsdtlrv5g7qdmphlbmtzkmh45ce7qilmmuafxz3rvm@jpeg)
November 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Because of demographic, geographic, and professional factors, I don’t know many MAGA types, and even fewer whom I respect as people.
But I’ve been texting with one since Trump was reelected to see what they thought about his administration.
In August they were gung ho.
Yesterday?:
But I’ve been texting with one since Trump was reelected to see what they thought about his administration.
In August they were gung ho.
Yesterday?:
When someone doesn’t like my dad joke:
November 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM
When someone doesn’t like my dad joke:
New Wednesday personal best.
November 19, 2025 at 8:18 AM
New Wednesday personal best.
If things pan out *juuuuust* right Comey and Fitzgerald could end up investigating and prosecuting Halligan in a few years.
November 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
If things pan out *juuuuust* right Comey and Fitzgerald could end up investigating and prosecuting Halligan in a few years.
“Baby, don’t worry. It’s not a worm.”
November 17, 2025 at 6:12 PM
“Baby, don’t worry. It’s not a worm.”
Every hit man you think you’ve seen is an undercover FBI agent.
Even John Wick.
Even John Wick.
November 16, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Every hit man you think you’ve seen is an undercover FBI agent.
Even John Wick.
Even John Wick.
Trump: no democrat can convince the public i rape children!!!!
Boebert:
Boebert:
November 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Trump: no democrat can convince the public i rape children!!!!
Boebert:
Boebert:
