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A hedgehog?

Sonic the hedgehog!
A simple black ink drawing of a hedgehog on notebook paper. A simple ink drawing of a hedgehog on notebook paper. It has been digitally traced in the colors of Sonic the Hedgehog.
November 14, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Day off = haircut
November 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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🥰
November 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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You can only buy the Taco Bell Mountain Dew Baja Blast pie WHOLE.
An unboxed Taco Bell Mountain Dew Baja Blast pie. On a granite counter top sits a foil pie tin with a graham cracker crust, a ring of whipped cream piping around the border, and an opaque blue-green filling, distinctive Baja Blast.
November 7, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Edited Newsweek cover: Bisexuality Not Gay. Not Straight. Bigger.
November 3, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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November 3, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Cat on its owner in bed, having just woken them up in the middle of the night. The cat says “Revolution”.
October 29, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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I recently drew a cat and now I keep dressing it up in various themes.
October 27, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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It was!
October 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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If you see this, quote post your cat art 🐈🐈🐈🐈
October 25, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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October 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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October 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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G’mork & Mindy
October 15, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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G’mork & Mindy
October 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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October 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Found a picture of the poster.
Army of Darkness movie poster signed by Bruce Campbell.
October 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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King of Town tells Eli Sunday, “I drink your milkshake! Doo-hoo-hoo-hoo! I drink it all up!”
October 9, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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I don’t know why I do these things. Maybe for the same reason the Dancing Brothers dance. It’s what I was born to do.
The final shot of There Will Be Blood, in the bowling alley. Strong Sad (collapsed) and Coach Z in place of Eli Sunday and Daniel Plainview, respectively, taken from the end of A Folky Tale. Overlaid text reads, “I’m finished.”
October 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Inspiration struck.
Marcus the Worm, from VRChat, with the German Shepherd Hitler painting from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Overlaid text reads, “I do not like this painting, Robert. Its smug aura mocks me.”
October 8, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Pinkie Pie gestures, bemused, and says, “Bazinga?”
October 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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You know what would be really fucking funny?
A screenshot from the U.S. Department of the Interior website, doi.gov. Large header text reads “Government Shutdown Alert”. A banner at the top of the page reads “Countdown to America’s 250th Anniversary: 9 months / 2 days”. The screenshot has been edited with a red arrow underlining “Government Shutdown” and then pointing to the Semiquincentennial banner. Large red added text reads “You know what would be really fucking funny?”
October 2, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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October 1, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Here you go, a blank template
September 23, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Universal Serial Bus for the Soul
September 23, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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We used to be a proper Stone Age family.
1990s McDonald’s cross-promotional ad with the live action Flintstones movie. A cup of soda, a McRib, and a container of fries featuring John Goodman as Fred Flintstone are featured. Text reads: “Grand Poobah Meal” “It’s Super Sized” “Featuring the McRib Sandwich” “only 2.99”
September 16, 2025 at 1:54 PM