Kris
@krissaves.bsky.social
Food, cars, and napping… rarely serious, always oblivious
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It’s a really good thing that guy was the Earl of Sandwich and not the Earl of Dickshits.
Could you imagine packing dickshits in your lunch every day?
Could you imagine packing dickshits in your lunch every day?
November 5, 2025 at 6:59 AM
It’s a really good thing that guy was the Earl of Sandwich and not the Earl of Dickshits.
Could you imagine packing dickshits in your lunch every day?
Could you imagine packing dickshits in your lunch every day?
Remember when you could Google “can I own a Serval…” and Google would find everythingyouwanttoknowaboutServals dot com and you’d get your answer?
And now it’s just a shitty AI summary of Reddit…
And now it’s just a shitty AI summary of Reddit…
November 2, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Remember when you could Google “can I own a Serval…” and Google would find everythingyouwanttoknowaboutServals dot com and you’d get your answer?
And now it’s just a shitty AI summary of Reddit…
And now it’s just a shitty AI summary of Reddit…
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One Halloween I dressed up as the GOP's Healthcare plan.
I never made it out of the House.
I never made it out of the House.
November 1, 2025 at 12:40 AM
One Halloween I dressed up as the GOP's Healthcare plan.
I never made it out of the House.
I never made it out of the House.
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I found a capybara pebble🤎
October 26, 2025 at 9:53 AM
I found a capybara pebble🤎
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The government shutdown is especially tough on men, who are losing $1.00 for every 75¢ a woman loses.
October 22, 2025 at 9:46 AM
The government shutdown is especially tough on men, who are losing $1.00 for every 75¢ a woman loses.
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I feel like a lot of people are re-discovering the idea that politics is about liking people and helping them, or at least, it can be. It is not a bad thing for a politician to be likable. It is not a bad thing to care about your neighbors. Welcome to the resistance. It's nice and we have snacks.
October 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I feel like a lot of people are re-discovering the idea that politics is about liking people and helping them, or at least, it can be. It is not a bad thing for a politician to be likable. It is not a bad thing to care about your neighbors. Welcome to the resistance. It's nice and we have snacks.
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- I can’t believe I was hacked.
- What was your password?
- The year the Mongol Empire, with the help of the Southern Song dynasty, completed its conquest of the Jin dynasty after the final Jin stronghold of Caizhou fell.
- And when was that?
- 1234
- What was your password?
- The year the Mongol Empire, with the help of the Southern Song dynasty, completed its conquest of the Jin dynasty after the final Jin stronghold of Caizhou fell.
- And when was that?
- 1234
October 17, 2025 at 4:40 AM
- I can’t believe I was hacked.
- What was your password?
- The year the Mongol Empire, with the help of the Southern Song dynasty, completed its conquest of the Jin dynasty after the final Jin stronghold of Caizhou fell.
- And when was that?
- 1234
- What was your password?
- The year the Mongol Empire, with the help of the Southern Song dynasty, completed its conquest of the Jin dynasty after the final Jin stronghold of Caizhou fell.
- And when was that?
- 1234
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insane to think that some caveperson invented these thousands of years ago
October 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
insane to think that some caveperson invented these thousands of years ago
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need "women don't like the vehicle" stickers to put on every cybertruck i see
October 16, 2025 at 3:29 PM
need "women don't like the vehicle" stickers to put on every cybertruck i see
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I'm pretty certain my body will continue eating and drinking for at least 3 years after my death just through muscle memory.
October 15, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I'm pretty certain my body will continue eating and drinking for at least 3 years after my death just through muscle memory.
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Almost like we founded the entire country on opposing this exact sentence.
October 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Almost like we founded the entire country on opposing this exact sentence.
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we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t my old friend autocorrect
October 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t my old friend autocorrect
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normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following
October 6, 2025 at 12:02 PM
normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following
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Why learn big words when you can productatiously contrivicate your own?
October 6, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Why learn big words when you can productatiously contrivicate your own?
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Hiring Bari Weiss to bring down the temperature of the discourse is like hiring Animal from the Muppets to reduce workplace noise
October 6, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Hiring Bari Weiss to bring down the temperature of the discourse is like hiring Animal from the Muppets to reduce workplace noise
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She was breathtaking, like a plastic bag over an unsuspecting head.
September 29, 2025 at 12:50 PM
She was breathtaking, like a plastic bag over an unsuspecting head.
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Already looking forward to tomorrow’s nap
September 30, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Already looking forward to tomorrow’s nap
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🎶if you're happy and you know it what's it like
September 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
🎶if you're happy and you know it what's it like
Raise a pint for a real one today - Sir Arthur Guinness turns 300 years old
September 25, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Raise a pint for a real one today - Sir Arthur Guinness turns 300 years old
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I can’t believe our society is going to be algorithmed to its doom.
September 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I can’t believe our society is going to be algorithmed to its doom.
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realistic people: period products should be free for students
men in their 50s: if girls get free tampons, my 21 year old son Brandon shouldn't have to pay for nunchuck lessons
men in their 50s: if girls get free tampons, my 21 year old son Brandon shouldn't have to pay for nunchuck lessons
August 6, 2023 at 7:04 AM
realistic people: period products should be free for students
men in their 50s: if girls get free tampons, my 21 year old son Brandon shouldn't have to pay for nunchuck lessons
men in their 50s: if girls get free tampons, my 21 year old son Brandon shouldn't have to pay for nunchuck lessons
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it was called the civil war, because everyone was so polite about everything.
September 13, 2025 at 2:56 PM
it was called the civil war, because everyone was so polite about everything.
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It’s like opening a grocery store selling pure puke. Cans of throw up and bags of barf and cartons of hurl. “Why does no one want to buy my regurgitate? Are you Luddites? I’m just flooding the zone! Look at all this food I have carefully prepared! Feed, you foolish doubters! Do you hate nutrition?”
September 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM
It’s like opening a grocery store selling pure puke. Cans of throw up and bags of barf and cartons of hurl. “Why does no one want to buy my regurgitate? Are you Luddites? I’m just flooding the zone! Look at all this food I have carefully prepared! Feed, you foolish doubters! Do you hate nutrition?”