Lewis Muirhead
@bringthenoise.bsky.social
Bartender in Scotland who loves movies, TV, books and comics (especially if they’re sci-fi).
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Steamed Hams but it's a Kelly comic
(Yup that's right I still make "Steamed Hams but..." memes)
#simpsons #kelly #steamedhams
(Yup that's right I still make "Steamed Hams but..." memes)
#simpsons #kelly #steamedhams
![Title: "Unprepared for a Regrettable Luncheon! (With apologies to Kelly)"
In the visual style of famed The Onion cartoonist Stan Kelly, Superintendent Chalmers is having lunch with Principal Skinner, who is menacingly placing a tray of hamburgers and fries upon the table, which greatly upsets Chalmers. Beneath one of the hamburgers is a wrapper bearing the text "Obviously grilled fast food".
Chalmers [labelled as "Disappointed guests"]: "B-but... I thought we were having steamed CLAMS!!"
Skinner [labelled as "Isometric exercising* odd fellows" - the asterisk refers to a footnote reading "Latest fad"]: "Oh, no, I made STEAMED HAMS™®! ©1996 Skinner family All rights reserved"
From within the clouds of smoke billowing from Skinner's kitchen (wherein an American flag can be seen burning) three heavenly beings gaze upon the scene disapprovingly: A pig labelled "Actual hams", Krusty the clown, labelled "Hard-working patent-holders", and a teenaged fry-cook labelled "Ignored sandwich artists".
Lady Liberty peeks in the door and sheds a sad tear at this woeful scene.
Kelly's obligatory artist cameo has him disgruntledly commenting "Seymour-a bore-e-malice."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:h7rietqq6qdljhsjq242kcr7/bafkreigkqxu2qfnyp3vlqgx77zrsyz5jjhxp7ret23emknwqovh5gjovzy@jpeg)
February 7, 2026 at 6:58 AM
Steamed Hams but it's a Kelly comic
(Yup that's right I still make "Steamed Hams but..." memes)
#simpsons #kelly #steamedhams
(Yup that's right I still make "Steamed Hams but..." memes)
#simpsons #kelly #steamedhams
WCW World Heavyweight Title: Scott Steiner (c) v Jeff Jarrett v Road Warrior Animal v Sid Vicious; WCW Sin, January 14th, 2001
A Super Bowl treat - the LX Hammer Burger. Serves 4. $180.
A cheeseburger, bone-in braised beef shank, roasted mirepoix demi-glaze, bleu cheese fondue on a brioche bun.
A cheeseburger, bone-in braised beef shank, roasted mirepoix demi-glaze, bleu cheese fondue on a brioche bun.
February 9, 2026 at 12:25 AM
WCW World Heavyweight Title: Scott Steiner (c) v Jeff Jarrett v Road Warrior Animal v Sid Vicious; WCW Sin, January 14th, 2001
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The public made noise for Liam Ramos and it got him released from Dilley.
Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo.
Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and she’s rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles.
Get them out!
Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo.
Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and she’s rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles.
Get them out!
February 6, 2026 at 12:08 AM
The public made noise for Liam Ramos and it got him released from Dilley.
Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo.
Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and she’s rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles.
Get them out!
Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo.
Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and she’s rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles.
Get them out!
“I only drink scotch and free beer”
Our frugal hero from the latest @ifbookspod.bsky.social episode.
Because there’s no way you could spend a lot of money on SCOTCH, right? AAAAARGH!
Our frugal hero from the latest @ifbookspod.bsky.social episode.
Because there’s no way you could spend a lot of money on SCOTCH, right? AAAAARGH!
February 5, 2026 at 2:24 PM
“I only drink scotch and free beer”
Our frugal hero from the latest @ifbookspod.bsky.social episode.
Because there’s no way you could spend a lot of money on SCOTCH, right? AAAAARGH!
Our frugal hero from the latest @ifbookspod.bsky.social episode.
Because there’s no way you could spend a lot of money on SCOTCH, right? AAAAARGH!
February 4, 2026 at 11:10 AM
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The ICE agent who murdered Renee Good filmed the entire event intentionally on his smart phone.
Body cameras don't mean shit.
Body cameras don't mean shit.
February 4, 2026 at 12:07 AM
The ICE agent who murdered Renee Good filmed the entire event intentionally on his smart phone.
Body cameras don't mean shit.
Body cameras don't mean shit.
Anyone still want to tell us how savvy it was to make him US Ambassado?
Epstein sent $75k to accounts linked to Mandelson
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Jeffrey Epstein sent $75,000 to Lord Mandelson linked accounts, documents appear to show
Lord Mandelson says he has no record or recollection of receiving the sums and does not know if the documents are authentic.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Anyone still want to tell us how savvy it was to make him US Ambassado?
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I keep thinking again, in light of the latest Epstein files dump, about how MeToo “went too far.”
January 31, 2026 at 3:43 PM
I keep thinking again, in light of the latest Epstein files dump, about how MeToo “went too far.”
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it’s not necessarily that all these people in the epstein files participated in the raping of girls it’s that none of them cared and if he hadn’t been arrested and died they’d still be out there trying to be his friend
January 31, 2026 at 5:45 PM
it’s not necessarily that all these people in the epstein files participated in the raping of girls it’s that none of them cared and if he hadn’t been arrested and died they’d still be out there trying to be his friend
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this kid is sick now and they stole his backpack and hat! they’ve got half the damn country agreeing with “abolish ICE” and not a single person here is like let’s not be absolute shitheads to the extremely well known five year old we kidnapped
out of control, irredeemable agency
out of control, irredeemable agency
January 29, 2026 at 7:50 PM
this kid is sick now and they stole his backpack and hat! they’ve got half the damn country agreeing with “abolish ICE” and not a single person here is like let’s not be absolute shitheads to the extremely well known five year old we kidnapped
out of control, irredeemable agency
out of control, irredeemable agency
The TRUE face of an Antifa SuperSoldier
January 29, 2026 at 4:00 PM
The TRUE face of an Antifa SuperSoldier
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"Who's city is it Chief?
Bovino: "It's our fucking city."
And that, in a nutshell, is the problem. It is not a democracy when men with guns and uniforms believe they have more control over a city than its residents.
Bovino: "It's our fucking city."
And that, in a nutshell, is the problem. It is not a democracy when men with guns and uniforms believe they have more control over a city than its residents.
January 29, 2026 at 2:41 PM
"Who's city is it Chief?
Bovino: "It's our fucking city."
And that, in a nutshell, is the problem. It is not a democracy when men with guns and uniforms believe they have more control over a city than its residents.
Bovino: "It's our fucking city."
And that, in a nutshell, is the problem. It is not a democracy when men with guns and uniforms believe they have more control over a city than its residents.
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"What can Democrats actually do?"
- Vote against funding for ICE and DHS
- State that any ICE officers who commit crimes under Trump will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law
- Encourage cities and states to refuse to cooperate with ICE
- Explain ICE is part of Trump's tyranny
- Vote against funding for ICE and DHS
- State that any ICE officers who commit crimes under Trump will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law
- Encourage cities and states to refuse to cooperate with ICE
- Explain ICE is part of Trump's tyranny
January 24, 2026 at 7:34 PM
"What can Democrats actually do?"
- Vote against funding for ICE and DHS
- State that any ICE officers who commit crimes under Trump will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law
- Encourage cities and states to refuse to cooperate with ICE
- Explain ICE is part of Trump's tyranny
- Vote against funding for ICE and DHS
- State that any ICE officers who commit crimes under Trump will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law
- Encourage cities and states to refuse to cooperate with ICE
- Explain ICE is part of Trump's tyranny
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Democrats idea of doing something is telling Trump to do something. You’re the fucking governor man. Order these goons arrested. Have the national guard protect your people.
I just spoke with the White House after another horrific shooting by federal agents this morning. Minnesota has had it. This is sickening.
The President must end this operation. Pull the thousands of violent, untrained officers out of Minnesota. Now.
The President must end this operation. Pull the thousands of violent, untrained officers out of Minnesota. Now.
January 24, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Democrats idea of doing something is telling Trump to do something. You’re the fucking governor man. Order these goons arrested. Have the national guard protect your people.
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Mr. Trump, for instance, sent teen masseuses to Jeffrey Epstein for years, even after he knew Epstein had "stolen" Virginia Giuffre.
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Bovino: "Here in the US Border Patrol, I will say unequivocally that we are experts in dealing with children"
January 23, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Mr. Trump, for instance, sent teen masseuses to Jeffrey Epstein for years, even after he knew Epstein had "stolen" Virginia Giuffre.
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I just thought everyone should see this
January 22, 2026 at 11:02 PM
I just thought everyone should see this
This is awful but I’m still not over that title, which somehow both implies mass murder AND suggests a limit to God’s power. So much heresy in America these days.
And not even the fun kind with Slaanesh!
And not even the fun kind with Slaanesh!
One interesting thing about Erika Kirk's "Make Heaven Crowded Tour" is that she's doing it in partnership with Pastor Greg Laurie
Laurie has been sued in federal court with allegations of child abuse and trafficking (🧵)
Laurie has been sued in federal court with allegations of child abuse and trafficking (🧵)
January 22, 2026 at 7:00 PM
This is awful but I’m still not over that title, which somehow both implies mass murder AND suggests a limit to God’s power. So much heresy in America these days.
And not even the fun kind with Slaanesh!
And not even the fun kind with Slaanesh!
The Law & Order Party, everyone!
Man charged in 'largest jewelry heist in U.S. history,' avoids trial by getting deported
Man charged in ‘largest jewelry heist in U.S. history,’ avoids trial by getting deported
A defendant in federal custody for what authorities have called the largest jewelry heist in U.S. history was deported to Ecuador late last month, according to court filings, effectively ending the case against him. Jewelers who lost nearly $100 million in merchandise are indignant.
www.latimes.com
January 21, 2026 at 6:34 PM
The Law & Order Party, everyone!
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I Love Graffiti.
January 21, 2026 at 1:28 AM
I Love Graffiti.
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Once again, there would be a press feeding frenzy if Biden didn't know the difference between Greenland and Iceland. Trump mixes them up, and crickets.
January 21, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Once again, there would be a press feeding frenzy if Biden didn't know the difference between Greenland and Iceland. Trump mixes them up, and crickets.
Literally no way to know if this is accurate reporting or satire. Equally plausible either way
January 21, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Literally no way to know if this is accurate reporting or satire. Equally plausible either way
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The US granted visas to Jews but only allowed 30,000 in from Germany a year. You had to wait for your number to come up.
Meet Robert Smallbones. An unassuming British diplomat who 'hacked' this system so effectively (saving 48 THOUSAND Jews) the UK government kept his scheme secret for decades /1 🧵
Meet Robert Smallbones. An unassuming British diplomat who 'hacked' this system so effectively (saving 48 THOUSAND Jews) the UK government kept his scheme secret for decades /1 🧵
January 21, 2026 at 12:52 PM
The US granted visas to Jews but only allowed 30,000 in from Germany a year. You had to wait for your number to come up.
Meet Robert Smallbones. An unassuming British diplomat who 'hacked' this system so effectively (saving 48 THOUSAND Jews) the UK government kept his scheme secret for decades /1 🧵
Meet Robert Smallbones. An unassuming British diplomat who 'hacked' this system so effectively (saving 48 THOUSAND Jews) the UK government kept his scheme secret for decades /1 🧵
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I remain awestruck that you can be chief WH correspondent of the New York Times while apparently accepting the version of history that you were taught in grade school in the 1970’s
January 20, 2026 at 10:59 PM
I remain awestruck that you can be chief WH correspondent of the New York Times while apparently accepting the version of history that you were taught in grade school in the 1970’s
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This is pointless. Glasgow is gonna unmake this abomination in about eighteen seconds flat. The paint won't even be allowed to dry before it's permanently festooned with cocks and balls.
NEW: Glasgow City Council has just approved a massive AI-generated mural to be painted in the city centre.
The illustration of Scottish elements inexplicably contains a bald eagle.
The planner says those upset about it are "keyboard warriors" who should "calm down"
The illustration of Scottish elements inexplicably contains a bald eagle.
The planner says those upset about it are "keyboard warriors" who should "calm down"
January 21, 2026 at 10:45 AM
This is pointless. Glasgow is gonna unmake this abomination in about eighteen seconds flat. The paint won't even be allowed to dry before it's permanently festooned with cocks and balls.