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Kris
@krissaves.bsky.social
Food, cars, and napping… rarely serious, always oblivious
Raise a pint for a real one today - Sir Arthur Guinness turns 300 years old
September 25, 2025 at 3:11 AM
August 2, 2025 at 4:29 AM
It’s like one of those museum exhibits about evolution
August 1, 2025 at 7:52 PM
July 6, 2025 at 8:09 PM
TIL that popovers are stupid-easy to make and I regret that I haven’t tried until now
July 6, 2025 at 2:56 AM
13: dad, there’s a part in Red dead where you meet a German-speaking family
M: do they tell you “schieß dem Fenster…”
13: what?
M: “schieß dem Fenster…”
13:
Me:
June 3, 2025 at 3:10 AM
It’s like this lesson was MADE for me
February 14, 2025 at 5:19 AM
It’s giving Tommy Boy vibes
January 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Back on my bullshit: schnitzel edition
January 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Back on my bullshit: grilled cheese with a little side salad edition
January 18, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I… I don’t know, Duo…
January 14, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Back on my bullshit: Mac & Cheese edition
January 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Thank god, I was worried I’d have to sell one of my Ferraris to get past the paywall
January 1, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Ack on my bullshit: piggies edition
December 25, 2024 at 6:00 AM
Kinda feels like a sick burn…
December 23, 2024 at 1:54 AM
POV: just got the knives sharpened
December 22, 2024 at 5:41 AM
No that can’t be right - if the PlayStation is turning 30 then I’m… oh no…
December 18, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Back on my bullshit: nachos edition
December 14, 2024 at 4:20 AM
Back on my bullshit: gyoza edition

(Yeah they’re premade/frozen - don’t care)
December 5, 2024 at 4:27 PM
December update
December 4, 2024 at 1:48 AM
Saw some pretty great stuff today
November 30, 2024 at 5:11 AM
Back on my bullshit: turkey edition
November 29, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Same energy
November 27, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Back on my bullshit: pozole edition
November 25, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Everything reminds me of her…
November 23, 2024 at 1:06 AM