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Kris
@krissaves.bsky.social
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Food, cars, and napping… rarely serious, always oblivious
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Raise a pint for a real one today - Sir Arthur Guinness turns 300 years old
September 25, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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August 2, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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It’s like one of those museum exhibits about evolution
A cybertruck is parked in a driveway next to a port-a-potty and the Tesla is decidedly uglier than the outhouse
August 1, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Reported for using an unflattering picture of me
July 6, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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TIL that popovers are stupid-easy to make and I regret that I haven’t tried until now
A tray of 12 fresh popovers in all their golden delicious glory - from my own oven
July 6, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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13: dad, there’s a part in Red dead where you meet a German-speaking family
M: do they tell you “schieß dem Fenster…”
13: what?
M: “schieß dem Fenster…”
13:
Me:
June 3, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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It’s like this lesson was MADE for me
Duolingo German exercise with the phrase “I am eating bread and crying on the ground”
February 14, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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It’s giving Tommy Boy vibes
Gif from “Tommy Boy” of Chris Farley telling a dinner roll that it’s his naughty pet but he loves it very much… before he destroys it
January 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Back on my bullshit: schnitzel edition
2 golden fried pork schnitzel cutlets, roasted potatoes and roasted purple cauliflower
January 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Back on my bullshit: grilled cheese with a little side salad edition
A perfectly toasted sourdough and cheddar grilled cheese (with mayo inside & put, butter in the pan, seasoned with pepper, nutmeg & cinnamon), and a dainty little side salad
January 18, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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I… I don’t know, Duo…
German exercise for the phrase, “why do you always have so many problems?”
January 14, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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Back on my bullshit: Mac & Cheese edition
Dish of macaroni & cheese fresh from the oven. Béchamel sauce with cheddar and sautéed onion & garlic, seasoned with pepper, paprika, & nutmeg - topped with parsley Served and ready - side of roasted Brussels sprouts with a glass of Pliny the Elder
January 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Thank god, I was worried I’d have to sell one of my Ferraris to get past the paywall
January 1, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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Ack on my bullshit: piggies edition
Pigs in a blanket, brushed with buffalo wing sauce and topped with thyme and oregano from the garden
December 25, 2024 at 6:00 AM
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Kinda feels like a sick burn…
Canister of seasoned sugar labeled “Lemon Drop Martini Rimmer”
December 23, 2024 at 1:54 AM
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POV: just got the knives sharpened
An avocado cut cleanly through the pit
December 22, 2024 at 5:41 AM
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No that can’t be right - if the PlayStation is turning 30 then I’m… oh no…
Ad for a sale to celebrate the 30th anniversary of the PlayStation release
December 18, 2024 at 3:57 PM
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Back on my bullshit: nachos edition
Plate of homemade nachos, including grilled chicken thighs, black beans, roasted onions, jalapeños, and red bell pepper… topped w salsa, sour cream, avocado, and a slice of lime
December 14, 2024 at 4:20 AM
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Back on my bullshit: gyoza edition

(Yeah they’re premade/frozen - don’t care)
Ten gyoza neatly stacked on a white plate and topped with green onion, next to a glass dish of soy sauce and chopsticks for the devouring phase
December 5, 2024 at 4:27 PM
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December update
Plush toy of Michael Meyers from the Halloween movies, wearing a Santa hat and matching scarf - his knife still menacing
December 4, 2024 at 1:48 AM
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Saw some pretty great stuff today
Sunset from a cliff near SF - cold and warm at the same time
November 30, 2024 at 5:11 AM
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Back on my bullshit: turkey edition
Our Thanksgiving turkey after a 1 hour bath in 325F (165C) peanut oil
November 29, 2024 at 12:52 AM
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Same energy
November 27, 2024 at 9:48 PM
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Back on my bullshit: pozole edition
Bowl of homemade pozole topped with shredded cabbage, onions, cilantro, sliced radish, and lime
November 25, 2024 at 2:38 AM
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Everything reminds me of her…
Grocery store package of frozen pre-made stuffed clams
November 23, 2024 at 1:06 AM