Smut Terry
@smutterry.bsky.social
Former podcast producer. Writer. Guitar player.
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Hey, yo. Joyce Carol Oates is dragging tech boys by their hair over on that weirdo app.
November 11, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Hey, yo. Joyce Carol Oates is dragging tech boys by their hair over on that weirdo app.
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[movie studio]
ME: BUT HOW DOES THE INVISIBLE MAN KNOW WHEN TO STOP WIPING?
TOUR GUIDE: *into walkie talkie* code orange, he’s back.
ME: BUT HOW DOES THE INVISIBLE MAN KNOW WHEN TO STOP WIPING?
TOUR GUIDE: *into walkie talkie* code orange, he’s back.
November 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
[movie studio]
ME: BUT HOW DOES THE INVISIBLE MAN KNOW WHEN TO STOP WIPING?
TOUR GUIDE: *into walkie talkie* code orange, he’s back.
ME: BUT HOW DOES THE INVISIBLE MAN KNOW WHEN TO STOP WIPING?
TOUR GUIDE: *into walkie talkie* code orange, he’s back.
This site needs a "turn off retweets" button.
November 11, 2025 at 5:28 AM
This site needs a "turn off retweets" button.
Had dinner with a bunch of finance bros last night. Did not have “being felt up by some dude, whose gif I regularly use, Pedro Pascal style,” on my bingo card for this lifetime.
November 6, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Had dinner with a bunch of finance bros last night. Did not have “being felt up by some dude, whose gif I regularly use, Pedro Pascal style,” on my bingo card for this lifetime.
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Sometimes, when I can't sleep I imagine something living undiscovered in the deep ocean rising up and defeating AI at the last moment.
November 4, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Sometimes, when I can't sleep I imagine something living undiscovered in the deep ocean rising up and defeating AI at the last moment.
Morrissey got cancelled tonight and the Jays lost so I may as well get back to my to do list.
November 1, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Morrissey got cancelled tonight and the Jays lost so I may as well get back to my to do list.
I’m having dinner in a restaurant that is playing these shitty dance-lite version of old songs (and that one song from the Tik Tik instructional dance videos).
October 31, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I’m having dinner in a restaurant that is playing these shitty dance-lite version of old songs (and that one song from the Tik Tik instructional dance videos).
I think I’ve seen more ass implants in this Mexican airport than I have in my entire life.
October 30, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I think I’ve seen more ass implants in this Mexican airport than I have in my entire life.
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I hope this new Bruce Springsteen biopic finally reveals where Bruce Springsteen was born. The country of his birth has been up for debate for quite some time. Frankly, it would've been helpful if he wrote a song about it.
October 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I hope this new Bruce Springsteen biopic finally reveals where Bruce Springsteen was born. The country of his birth has been up for debate for quite some time. Frankly, it would've been helpful if he wrote a song about it.
Wandering around the tropics looking for a million dollars instead of watching the baseball game.
October 30, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Wandering around the tropics looking for a million dollars instead of watching the baseball game.
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People say Bluesky is a futile waste of time, but that’s only if you’re doing it right
October 29, 2025 at 5:24 AM
People say Bluesky is a futile waste of time, but that’s only if you’re doing it right
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World Series games don’t even let you go to sleep anymore. Because of woke.
October 28, 2025 at 6:04 AM
World Series games don’t even let you go to sleep anymore. Because of woke.
I can’t believe I stayed up to watch that.
a man with glasses and a beard is giving a thumbs down sign while watching a baseball game .
ALT: a man with glasses and a beard is giving a thumbs down sign while watching a baseball game .
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October 28, 2025 at 8:04 AM
I can’t believe I stayed up to watch that.
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People don't hack into TV networks and forcibly broadcast the truth as much as I thought they would when I was small
October 25, 2025 at 11:59 AM
People don't hack into TV networks and forcibly broadcast the truth as much as I thought they would when I was small
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Game 1 blowout for the Blue Jays, just like Ronald Reagan predicted.
October 25, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Game 1 blowout for the Blue Jays, just like Ronald Reagan predicted.
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to be Gregor.
to be upgraded to a glorious insect.
no thoughts.
no lungs.
a dream.
passive ideation? no.
active insecteation.
oh fuck yes.
to be upgraded to a glorious insect.
no thoughts.
no lungs.
a dream.
passive ideation? no.
active insecteation.
oh fuck yes.
February 22, 2025 at 2:55 AM
to be Gregor.
to be upgraded to a glorious insect.
no thoughts.
no lungs.
a dream.
passive ideation? no.
active insecteation.
oh fuck yes.
to be upgraded to a glorious insect.
no thoughts.
no lungs.
a dream.
passive ideation? no.
active insecteation.
oh fuck yes.
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Oh, you love capitalism? Tell me about all of your capital...
October 19, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Oh, you love capitalism? Tell me about all of your capital...
🎶 Hello cuck chair, my old friend. I’ve come to talk with you again 🎶
October 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
🎶 Hello cuck chair, my old friend. I’ve come to talk with you again 🎶
Guy sitting in front of me on the plane watched Megan 2 back to back. I imagine he fell asleep 5 minutes in but what if it’s so amazing you have to watch it again as soon as you finish it the first time?
a silhouette of a woman stands in front of the word megan on a purple background
ALT: a silhouette of a woman stands in front of the word megan on a purple background
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October 22, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Guy sitting in front of me on the plane watched Megan 2 back to back. I imagine he fell asleep 5 minutes in but what if it’s so amazing you have to watch it again as soon as you finish it the first time?
Reading literature in the cuck chair.
October 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Reading literature in the cuck chair.
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[eyeballing my neighbors body of christ at church]
you gonna eat that?
you gonna eat that?
October 17, 2025 at 4:43 AM
[eyeballing my neighbors body of christ at church]
you gonna eat that?
you gonna eat that?
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Back when posting was good
October 17, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Back when posting was good
No cuck chair in this hotel, but I did find the Jays game.
October 17, 2025 at 1:53 AM
No cuck chair in this hotel, but I did find the Jays game.