Smut Terry
@smutterry.bsky.social
Former podcast producer. Writer. Guitar player. International man of mystery.
Ever be reading one of your old stories, get sucked in by what's going on, and you want to know how it ends but instead it just abruptly cuts off because you didn't know how to finish it? No? Me neither.
January 10, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Ever be reading one of your old stories, get sucked in by what's going on, and you want to know how it ends but instead it just abruptly cuts off because you didn't know how to finish it? No? Me neither.
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This lady looks like she rolled a 1 on a dexterity check for putting on pants
January 10, 2026 at 2:45 AM
This lady looks like she rolled a 1 on a dexterity check for putting on pants
If you’re Canadian, it’s your patriotic duty to watch Heated Rivalry. It’s a perfect season of television. Great cast, well written, well directed, great soundtrack.
two men sitting at a table with microphones in front of a wall that says north america
ALT: two men sitting at a table with microphones in front of a wall that says north america
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2026 at 10:16 PM
If you’re Canadian, it’s your patriotic duty to watch Heated Rivalry. It’s a perfect season of television. Great cast, well written, well directed, great soundtrack.
New Year’s resolutions: spend less time on this site and read more books.
January 3, 2026 at 12:44 AM
New Year’s resolutions: spend less time on this site and read more books.
Cuck chair wrapped 2025.
December 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Cuck chair wrapped 2025.
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incredible stuff over at r/ididnthaveeggs
It’s a eggnog recipe
It’s a eggnog recipe
December 16, 2025 at 10:53 PM
incredible stuff over at r/ididnthaveeggs
It’s a eggnog recipe
It’s a eggnog recipe
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Had some guy, who paid for a weekend boot camp (and failed the first time), try to lecture me on toughness and masculinity tonight.
a man in a suit and tie is laughing with his mouth open
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is laughing with his mouth open
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Had some guy, who paid for a weekend boot camp (and failed the first time), try to lecture me on toughness and masculinity tonight.
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Stop simping for that account using AI pics, it’s embarrassing.
michael scott from the office is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .
ALT: michael scott from the office is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Stop simping for that account using AI pics, it’s embarrassing.
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The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
“Don’t be afraid of life…life is good when we do good things for each other.”
December 8, 2025 at 4:30 AM
“Don’t be afraid of life…life is good when we do good things for each other.”
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i’m sorry you forgot that amazing banger before you could post it i’m sure that was the one that would have turned it all around for you
December 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
i’m sorry you forgot that amazing banger before you could post it i’m sure that was the one that would have turned it all around for you
Ever be scrolling through the timeline and then feel sorry for someone’s butthole? Just me?
December 6, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Ever be scrolling through the timeline and then feel sorry for someone’s butthole? Just me?
New Year’s resolution for 2026: listen to new music.
December 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
New Year’s resolution for 2026: listen to new music.
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If you post a sexy pic on Bluesky, I’m going to zoom in and see what book you’re reading.
November 16, 2025 at 4:34 AM
If you post a sexy pic on Bluesky, I’m going to zoom in and see what book you’re reading.
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Are you still massively against me breaking into your home and stealing all your stuff so I can sell it or have you moved more towards acceptance?
Is this platform still massively against AI or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Are you still massively against me breaking into your home and stealing all your stuff so I can sell it or have you moved more towards acceptance?
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I know most of the focus is on RFK Jr.'s weird horny texts, but the news that he used to spam Bill Nye with anti-vax weirdness and Bill was like, "Dude, you're you're confusing correlation for causation" is the only RFK text-message news I will ever need.
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I know most of the focus is on RFK Jr.'s weird horny texts, but the news that he used to spam Bill Nye with anti-vax weirdness and Bill was like, "Dude, you're you're confusing correlation for causation" is the only RFK text-message news I will ever need.
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when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
IG mr.funkys0ul
IG mr.funkys0ul
November 25, 2025 at 10:17 AM
when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
IG mr.funkys0ul
IG mr.funkys0ul
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everyone who spent the 90s laboriously and lovingly making mixtapes just dissolved into ancient dust
November 21, 2025 at 8:42 PM
everyone who spent the 90s laboriously and lovingly making mixtapes just dissolved into ancient dust
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Forcing the Pod Save bros to take hemlock
*Hits Blunt* I wonder if ancient Greeks and Romans felt about their philosophers the way we feel about podcast bros? (Derogatory)
November 22, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Forcing the Pod Save bros to take hemlock
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*Hits Blunt* I wonder if ancient Greeks and Romans felt about their philosophers the way we feel about podcast bros? (Derogatory)
November 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
*Hits Blunt* I wonder if ancient Greeks and Romans felt about their philosophers the way we feel about podcast bros? (Derogatory)
In university I met someone cool, they said they were going to study something that I had never heard of. I ended up studying that as well and now I am an international man of mystery.
November 23, 2025 at 6:18 AM
In university I met someone cool, they said they were going to study something that I had never heard of. I ended up studying that as well and now I am an international man of mystery.
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Cut up a 20mg mango gummy in your cheerios for a more balanced breakfast
November 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Cut up a 20mg mango gummy in your cheerios for a more balanced breakfast