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· Nov 16
Stories to Keep You Alive Despite Vampires a book by Ben Acker
This fourth wall-breaking middle grade collection of spooky, scary, and spoopy stories for fans of Lemony Snicket and Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark might just help you survive the night in a house...
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Please buy my book from here instead of Amazon because fuck billionaires.
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Been seeing some dark Epstein file shit. Apparently the rest of the expression about eating the rich was "before they eat you."
February 10, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Been seeing some dark Epstein file shit. Apparently the rest of the expression about eating the rich was "before they eat you."
It's time to light the lights.
It's time to eat the rich.
On The Muppet Show tonight
It's time to eat the rich.
On The Muppet Show tonight
February 10, 2026 at 11:18 PM
It's time to light the lights.
It's time to eat the rich.
On The Muppet Show tonight
It's time to eat the rich.
On The Muppet Show tonight
"History is written by the winners" was written by the losers.
February 9, 2026 at 2:15 AM
"History is written by the winners" was written by the losers.
Phoebe Dinsmoor: I *thought* I *saw* a *pussycat*
(Originally tweeted in 1952 to rave reviews)
(Originally tweeted in 1952 to rave reviews)
February 9, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Phoebe Dinsmoor: I *thought* I *saw* a *pussycat*
(Originally tweeted in 1952 to rave reviews)
(Originally tweeted in 1952 to rave reviews)
A zombie comedy called Eat the Rich where they only go after E listers. (we're calling people in the files E listers, right?)
February 8, 2026 at 11:43 PM
A zombie comedy called Eat the Rich where they only go after E listers. (we're calling people in the files E listers, right?)
Not looking forward to when the Super Bowl fan base scours the Super Bowl for clues that there will be another Super Bowl dropping in a few weeks to reveal what really happened.
February 8, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Not looking forward to when the Super Bowl fan base scours the Super Bowl for clues that there will be another Super Bowl dropping in a few weeks to reveal what really happened.
The song Piano Man is so fake. Everyone I know named Paul is married.
February 8, 2026 at 10:18 PM
The song Piano Man is so fake. Everyone I know named Paul is married.
My grandpa used to tell me stories about how you'd dress up in your finest suit to attend a Super Bowl party. Every time your team scored, you'd smoke a cigarette from their state
February 8, 2026 at 10:09 PM
My grandpa used to tell me stories about how you'd dress up in your finest suit to attend a Super Bowl party. Every time your team scored, you'd smoke a cigarette from their state
Revisiting the Richard Stark Parker novels. I think Flashfire is my favorite so far. An unusual double cross, a series of small heists, organic twists, smart citizens, elegant capers, Parker fighting hurt. Orchestral pulp.
February 8, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Revisiting the Richard Stark Parker novels. I think Flashfire is my favorite so far. An unusual double cross, a series of small heists, organic twists, smart citizens, elegant capers, Parker fighting hurt. Orchestral pulp.
Kid Rock closing for two years for renovations
February 7, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Kid Rock closing for two years for renovations
Once again hoping the White House hr department will do what nobody else has been able to
February 6, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Once again hoping the White House hr department will do what nobody else has been able to
Hey movies- I'm all good on knowing about Kennedys
February 5, 2026 at 8:12 AM
Hey movies- I'm all good on knowing about Kennedys
Feels like our representatives are waiting for us to impeach Trump.
February 2, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Feels like our representatives are waiting for us to impeach Trump.
Googled where to watch A Mighty Wind. A link took me to Netflix. Netflix said "WE DO NOT CARRY IT BUT DO YOU WANT TO WATCH LICORICE PIZZA RIGHT NOW?" which is as 2026 as it gets.
January 30, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Googled where to watch A Mighty Wind. A link took me to Netflix. Netflix said "WE DO NOT CARRY IT BUT DO YOU WANT TO WATCH LICORICE PIZZA RIGHT NOW?" which is as 2026 as it gets.
No more fucking grampas in government!
CHUCK SCHUMER: "New data came out today from KFF - and that is not Kentucky Fried French Fries ... the Kaiser Family Foundation"
January 30, 2026 at 12:15 AM
No more fucking grampas in government!
So I guess Aranofsky is in the Epstein files
January 29, 2026 at 8:48 PM
So I guess Aranofsky is in the Epstein files
At a certain point, the only way to raise the stakes to keep us distracted from the Epstein files would be releasing the Epstein files
January 29, 2026 at 12:32 AM
At a certain point, the only way to raise the stakes to keep us distracted from the Epstein files would be releasing the Epstein files
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If you're a nail polish person, the MN-based small polish maker Atomic Polish is selling Ice Out, and 100% of the proceeds of it are going to the Immigrant Rapid Response Fund
ICE Out - Fundraising Nail Polish
**Shipping Update** Shipping will continue once more ingredients have arrived for this polish. Orders should go out in about 2 weeks. Ice Out is a blurple based polish with a blue/aqua shift and pink ...
www.atomicpolish.com
January 25, 2026 at 8:42 PM
If you're a nail polish person, the MN-based small polish maker Atomic Polish is selling Ice Out, and 100% of the proceeds of it are going to the Immigrant Rapid Response Fund
On top of everything else going on "comptroller" is pronounced "controller."
January 26, 2026 at 7:30 PM
On top of everything else going on "comptroller" is pronounced "controller."
Fuck ICE, sure, absolutely. Also though, fuck up ICE. Fuck em up, y'all.
January 25, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Fuck ICE, sure, absolutely. Also though, fuck up ICE. Fuck em up, y'all.
It'd be funny if Mamdani got Greenland just for New York
January 21, 2026 at 11:00 PM
It'd be funny if Mamdani got Greenland just for New York
So excited for @joshgondelman.bsky.social to do a mess of blow with the Taskmaster guys!
January 20, 2026 at 5:02 PM
So excited for @joshgondelman.bsky.social to do a mess of blow with the Taskmaster guys!
That email could have been an intrusive thought
January 16, 2026 at 11:11 PM
That email could have been an intrusive thought
At this point, saying "saying the quiet part out loud" out loud might not be enough
January 15, 2026 at 3:55 AM
At this point, saying "saying the quiet part out loud" out loud might not be enough