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· Nov 16
Stories to Keep You Alive Despite Vampires a book by Ben Acker
This fourth wall-breaking middle grade collection of spooky, scary, and spoopy stories for fans of Lemony Snicket and Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark might just help you survive the night in a house...
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Please buy my book from here instead of Amazon because fuck billionaires.
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I guess it's time I roll up my sleeves and take on these billionaires.
53% of Americans believe billionaires are a threat to American democracy.
Meanwhile, just 100 billionaire families spent $2.6 billion on federal elections last year — a 160-fold increase since Citizens United.
The people know: billionaires should not be able to buy our elections.
Meanwhile, just 100 billionaire families spent $2.6 billion on federal elections last year — a 160-fold increase since Citizens United.
The people know: billionaires should not be able to buy our elections.
November 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I guess it's time I roll up my sleeves and take on these billionaires.
It's The End of the World as We Know It and We Didn't Start the Fire are work friends
November 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
It's The End of the World as We Know It and We Didn't Start the Fire are work friends
The Diplomat is a goddamn terrific show and the line "Vigorous. Vigorous" is endlessly funny
November 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
The Diplomat is a goddamn terrific show and the line "Vigorous. Vigorous" is endlessly funny
I don't know, maybe a movie where David Byrne slays AI?
Maybe it's not a movie? Maybe it just actually happens?
Maybe it's not a movie? Maybe it just actually happens?
November 12, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I don't know, maybe a movie where David Byrne slays AI?
Maybe it's not a movie? Maybe it just actually happens?
Maybe it's not a movie? Maybe it just actually happens?
I, one of life's true dummies, shouldn't know more about politics than professional politicians. And yet.
November 11, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I, one of life's true dummies, shouldn't know more about politics than professional politicians. And yet.
The Trolley Problem is short for The Trarles Problem.
November 10, 2025 at 4:05 AM
The Trolley Problem is short for The Trarles Problem.
Everybody's playing no-dimensional chess
November 10, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Everybody's playing no-dimensional chess
Pluribus is the opposite of Severance ok?
November 9, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Pluribus is the opposite of Severance ok?
Election eve, I tweeted "the next 24 hours are gonna be wild." 24 hrs later, I tweeted "the next 24 days are gonna be wild." 24 days later, I tweeted "the next 24 weeks are gonna be wild." 24 weeks later, I tweeted "the next 24 months are gonna be wild." It's 24 months later. Twitter's not a thing
November 4, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Election eve, I tweeted "the next 24 hours are gonna be wild." 24 hrs later, I tweeted "the next 24 days are gonna be wild." 24 days later, I tweeted "the next 24 weeks are gonna be wild." 24 weeks later, I tweeted "the next 24 months are gonna be wild." It's 24 months later. Twitter's not a thing
Landing in the UK listening to The Divine Comedy
October 30, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Landing in the UK listening to The Divine Comedy
Be more linear, grief!
October 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Be more linear, grief!
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here's an oldie drawing
November 16, 2023 at 7:41 PM
here's an oldie drawing
Keep it 100 by voting yes on prop 50 twice.
October 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Keep it 100 by voting yes on prop 50 twice.
the frontman I just shared a hotel elevator with is cooler than whatever frontman you may have just shared a hotel elevator with.
October 23, 2025 at 11:35 PM
the frontman I just shared a hotel elevator with is cooler than whatever frontman you may have just shared a hotel elevator with.
Any Williamsburg recs (Brooklyn, not colonial)?
October 23, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Any Williamsburg recs (Brooklyn, not colonial)?
Glad the left finally has a frog of our own
October 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Glad the left finally has a frog of our own
The Purge but for hooking up with your exes
October 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
The Purge but for hooking up with your exes
You either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain or you started out as a villain or you stay a hero or you're just a person, neither hero nor villain and you die or you don't til later.
October 14, 2025 at 1:17 AM
You either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain or you started out as a villain or you stay a hero or you're just a person, neither hero nor villain and you die or you don't til later.
"You notice people only got mad about the comedians going to Saudi Arabia once they found out about it" is kind of a flimsy defense.
October 10, 2025 at 5:31 AM
"You notice people only got mad about the comedians going to Saudi Arabia once they found out about it" is kind of a flimsy defense.
JK Rowling and Trump have spent the last decade in an old-fashioned piece-of-shit off.
October 10, 2025 at 5:28 AM
JK Rowling and Trump have spent the last decade in an old-fashioned piece-of-shit off.
more relevant than ever:
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MUSIC VIDEOS — Daniel Strange
www.danielstrange.com
October 10, 2025 at 5:20 AM
more relevant than ever:
www.danielstrange.com/new-gallery/...
www.danielstrange.com/new-gallery/...
If the Nobel people gave him a prize that spelled it 'piece' and they put 'of shit' in really small letters, he'd never know the difference and it'd be just absolutely all time of them. I don't know if any Nobels follow me, but if so, come on. Do it. You'd be legends!
October 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
If the Nobel people gave him a prize that spelled it 'piece' and they put 'of shit' in really small letters, he'd never know the difference and it'd be just absolutely all time of them. I don't know if any Nobels follow me, but if so, come on. Do it. You'd be legends!
Skibidi toilet the Chinese chicken.
Is that anything?
Is that anything?
October 6, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Skibidi toilet the Chinese chicken.
Is that anything?
Is that anything?
If your take on AI doesn't contain "... so fuck AI" it's not a super great nor relevant take.
October 3, 2025 at 9:37 PM
If your take on AI doesn't contain "... so fuck AI" it's not a super great nor relevant take.
JESUS (non-white, speaking not English): Who wants to get raptured???
CHRIZZOS: ummm
CHRIZZOS: ummm
September 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
JESUS (non-white, speaking not English): Who wants to get raptured???
CHRIZZOS: ummm
CHRIZZOS: ummm