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Starting to regret inventing the podcast
September 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Starting to regret inventing the podcast
Every day this shitpiece raises the bar on lowering the bar. In addition to everything actual and real and terrible about the whole situation, "Chicagolypse Now" was right there and doesn't evoke yummy snacks.
September 7, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Every day this shitpiece raises the bar on lowering the bar. In addition to everything actual and real and terrible about the whole situation, "Chicagolypse Now" was right there and doesn't evoke yummy snacks.
Why does everyone hate Mary Kill?
(You just got caught reading another in a series of tweet-traps!)
(You just got caught reading another in a series of tweet-traps!)
August 6, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Why does everyone hate Mary Kill?
(You just got caught reading another in a series of tweet-traps!)
(You just got caught reading another in a series of tweet-traps!)
Just a pair of "Happy birthday around now, no worries if not" pals
May 15, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Just a pair of "Happy birthday around now, no worries if not" pals
This little prompt found its way into a conversation I was having via Instagram dm's and now I want to do an arson on Instagram
April 29, 2025 at 3:17 AM
This little prompt found its way into a conversation I was having via Instagram dm's and now I want to do an arson on Instagram
You're telling me they made a movie about Danny Husk's brother? They nailed the look!
April 23, 2025 at 4:28 AM
You're telling me they made a movie about Danny Husk's brother? They nailed the look!
That time we made it canonical that Punisher is a fan of Destiny's Child.
November 22, 2024 at 8:14 PM
That time we made it canonical that Punisher is a fan of Destiny's Child.
I also know who he is. I've seen him in movies and on the first season of Fargo. We're both familiar with you, Billy Bob. We have that in common!
November 16, 2024 at 10:03 PM
I also know who he is. I've seen him in movies and on the first season of Fargo. We're both familiar with you, Billy Bob. We have that in common!
Come on SNL, listen to the masses and cast Guy Montgomery as Steve Kornacki
November 22, 2024 at 11:15 AM
Come on SNL, listen to the masses and cast Guy Montgomery as Steve Kornacki
What'd they do, enter "The limits of human imagination" into chat gpt? Go fuck yourself, AI, and never stop go fucking yourself
November 22, 2024 at 11:32 AM
What'd they do, enter "The limits of human imagination" into chat gpt? Go fuck yourself, AI, and never stop go fucking yourself
Why am I more suspicious of what the hell is gonna happen Tuesday night than any other part of this
November 22, 2024 at 12:41 PM
Why am I more suspicious of what the hell is gonna happen Tuesday night than any other part of this
Remember when twitter used to be this
November 22, 2024 at 3:19 PM
Remember when twitter used to be this
I don't think they're gonna get anyone
November 22, 2024 at 3:28 PM
I don't think they're gonna get anyone
Boy I'd hate to live in America right now...
November 22, 2024 at 3:36 PM
Boy I'd hate to live in America right now...
Also I got to write real deal super heroes and loved that too. So much. Especially this fight between two dudes who do not give a shit about banter
November 22, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Also I got to write real deal super heroes and loved that too. So much. Especially this fight between two dudes who do not give a shit about banter
One time I got to write Flash Gordon comics and I loved it.
November 22, 2024 at 3:45 PM
One time I got to write Flash Gordon comics and I loved it.
The question isn't how many triangles are in this picture. The question is how many triangles aren't in this picture
November 22, 2024 at 4:49 PM
The question isn't how many triangles are in this picture. The question is how many triangles aren't in this picture
Gotta say I love the amount of brainworm talk I'm getting in my feed today.
November 22, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Gotta say I love the amount of brainworm talk I'm getting in my feed today.
And Bob Belcher as Jareth the Goblin King
November 22, 2024 at 5:35 PM
And Bob Belcher as Jareth the Goblin King
Once, we invented a magic-centric division of SHIELD called WAND and its boss Pandora Peters with her sigil sleeve tats and a cup of coffee. It's exciting every time @jedmackay uses PP and WAND in his run on Strange. It's next level exciting, though, to see Alex Ross art of her!
November 22, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Once, we invented a magic-centric division of SHIELD called WAND and its boss Pandora Peters with her sigil sleeve tats and a cup of coffee. It's exciting every time @jedmackay uses PP and WAND in his run on Strange. It's next level exciting, though, to see Alex Ross art of her!
Gonna tell my kid this is Skeletor (because I named my kid Skeletor)
November 22, 2024 at 6:40 PM
Gonna tell my kid this is Skeletor (because I named my kid Skeletor)
Try "fucking never," idiot.
November 22, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Try "fucking never," idiot.
A man is not a plan. A man is, in fact, a canal.
November 22, 2024 at 8:05 PM
A man is not a plan. A man is, in fact, a canal.