Dumbdum
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We do it for decoration. That’s it and that’s all man.
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What if Dracula's name was, like "Brody?"
I bet nobody would dread his dumb ass then.
I bet nobody would dread his dumb ass then.
February 18, 2026 at 6:04 PM
What if Dracula's name was, like "Brody?"
I bet nobody would dread his dumb ass then.
I bet nobody would dread his dumb ass then.
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Is it a foot fetish if I take her socks off during sex?
February 18, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Is it a foot fetish if I take her socks off during sex?
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*snorting fun dip off the trix rabbit's ass*
February 18, 2026 at 10:29 AM
*snorting fun dip off the trix rabbit's ass*
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[my hair holding a tiny suitcase]: hey man i'm moving to your back
February 18, 2026 at 2:25 AM
[my hair holding a tiny suitcase]: hey man i'm moving to your back
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"Bring me Solo and the Wookie and remember if you DM me I will block you."
February 18, 2026 at 5:08 AM
"Bring me Solo and the Wookie and remember if you DM me I will block you."
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i wish epstein was still alive so i could watch his smug dipshit herman munster ass get run over by a maglev train and explode into medium sized pieces
February 18, 2026 at 5:33 AM
i wish epstein was still alive so i could watch his smug dipshit herman munster ass get run over by a maglev train and explode into medium sized pieces
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who up combining they brownie bites into some sort of brownie bite voltron
February 18, 2026 at 4:11 AM
who up combining they brownie bites into some sort of brownie bite voltron
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My therapist keeps saying "damn, life got hands" which feels unhelpful at best
February 16, 2026 at 12:46 PM
My therapist keeps saying "damn, life got hands" which feels unhelpful at best
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As the son of a juggler, I'm often asked if I felt pressured to go into juggling. I always answer the same way: not really.
February 18, 2026 at 5:28 AM
As the son of a juggler, I'm often asked if I felt pressured to go into juggling. I always answer the same way: not really.
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By age 12, Einstein had already discovered masturbation
February 18, 2026 at 5:29 AM
By age 12, Einstein had already discovered masturbation
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while you were studying the blade, I was also studying the blade. we have the same blade exam and I want to do well.
February 18, 2026 at 12:48 AM
while you were studying the blade, I was also studying the blade. we have the same blade exam and I want to do well.
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*Olympic theme music starts playing as I unwrap my 3rd Chipotle burrito*
February 17, 2026 at 6:59 PM
*Olympic theme music starts playing as I unwrap my 3rd Chipotle burrito*
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Wow! Banksy has done it again! (He put up a "condemned" notice on the abandoned building I've been squatting in)
February 17, 2026 at 5:52 AM
Wow! Banksy has done it again! (He put up a "condemned" notice on the abandoned building I've been squatting in)
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This email could have been a nice stone tablet about the horrors of ancient aliens.
February 17, 2026 at 9:47 AM
This email could have been a nice stone tablet about the horrors of ancient aliens.
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You've been talking to models? Niiiiiice. Wait, large language?
February 16, 2026 at 9:33 PM
You've been talking to models? Niiiiiice. Wait, large language?
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Sliding into court on my belly like a penguin.
February 17, 2026 at 7:54 AM
Sliding into court on my belly like a penguin.
Maybe Sirhan Sirhan was caught in a 12 Monkeys situation and was supposed to kill RFK before RFK Jr was conceived.
February 17, 2026 at 8:02 AM
Maybe Sirhan Sirhan was caught in a 12 Monkeys situation and was supposed to kill RFK before RFK Jr was conceived.
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Every since I was a child, I yearned for the Amazon fulfillment centers
February 16, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Every since I was a child, I yearned for the Amazon fulfillment centers
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REPORTER: Sir, can you tell us what happened with the elephant?
ME: (huddled in a space blanket) Of course: I was minding my business when the beast grabbed me with its trunk. My penis, exposed for unrelated reasons, functioned as a sort of axel by which I was rotated like a holiday noisemaker
ME: (huddled in a space blanket) Of course: I was minding my business when the beast grabbed me with its trunk. My penis, exposed for unrelated reasons, functioned as a sort of axel by which I was rotated like a holiday noisemaker
February 17, 2026 at 4:27 AM
REPORTER: Sir, can you tell us what happened with the elephant?
ME: (huddled in a space blanket) Of course: I was minding my business when the beast grabbed me with its trunk. My penis, exposed for unrelated reasons, functioned as a sort of axel by which I was rotated like a holiday noisemaker
ME: (huddled in a space blanket) Of course: I was minding my business when the beast grabbed me with its trunk. My penis, exposed for unrelated reasons, functioned as a sort of axel by which I was rotated like a holiday noisemaker
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Gonna give it to you Chuck Schumer-style (w/reading glasses on the tip of my nose and ultimately failing at what I set out to do).
February 17, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Gonna give it to you Chuck Schumer-style (w/reading glasses on the tip of my nose and ultimately failing at what I set out to do).
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At least disguise your unbridled nihilism and spiraling depression with sarcastic witticisms and pilfered memes, for fucks sake.
February 17, 2026 at 5:45 AM
At least disguise your unbridled nihilism and spiraling depression with sarcastic witticisms and pilfered memes, for fucks sake.
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I took a bird once to see Jurassic Park and he pointed at the screen with his wing and said "damn is that my grandpa?" and I said "no you stupid bird that's your grandma, pay closer attention"
February 17, 2026 at 12:25 AM
I took a bird once to see Jurassic Park and he pointed at the screen with his wing and said "damn is that my grandpa?" and I said "no you stupid bird that's your grandma, pay closer attention"
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The protagonist in this movie accomplished like 4 tasks in the morning, unbelievable storyline.
February 16, 2026 at 8:30 PM
The protagonist in this movie accomplished like 4 tasks in the morning, unbelievable storyline.
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A young man deliberately set his family’s house on fire.
As they stood on the street watching it burn, the father turned to the mother and said “that’s arson”.
As they stood on the street watching it burn, the father turned to the mother and said “that’s arson”.
February 16, 2026 at 9:08 PM
A young man deliberately set his family’s house on fire.
As they stood on the street watching it burn, the father turned to the mother and said “that’s arson”.
As they stood on the street watching it burn, the father turned to the mother and said “that’s arson”.
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There was a period of time during the 2000s where everyone was either actively playing Texas Hold 'Em or watching other people play Texas Hold 'Em on TV. There was never a time when more 'ems were held.
February 16, 2026 at 7:55 PM
There was a period of time during the 2000s where everyone was either actively playing Texas Hold 'Em or watching other people play Texas Hold 'Em on TV. There was never a time when more 'ems were held.