J Silver Platinum
@jsilverplatinum.bsky.social
Actor/writer/freelancer in Queens. Lifelong Trekkie. Sucker for old timey comedy, pop science, and cat videos. Trans rights are human rights. Fuck Trump. Fuck ICE. Go Birds
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On a quantum level, the boys both are and are not back in town
Million dollar idea: RENT, but with a 300-pound Roger
January 28, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Million dollar idea: RENT, but with a 300-pound Roger
brb gonna travel back in time to give my 14-year-old self an atomic wedgie
January 28, 2026 at 3:59 AM
brb gonna travel back in time to give my 14-year-old self an atomic wedgie
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I think the only fair thing to do at this point is to arrest every living President and start fresh
January 28, 2026 at 3:52 AM
I think the only fair thing to do at this point is to arrest every living President and start fresh
yourself, but as a cartoon
January 28, 2026 at 1:47 AM
yourself, but as a cartoon
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[whispering to Miller] He'll throw you to the wolves. You'll never get a pardon. It's now or never! [slithering over to Trump] He plots against you sire! Throwing him in the dungeon will send a message to the others!
January 27, 2026 at 5:26 AM
[whispering to Miller] He'll throw you to the wolves. You'll never get a pardon. It's now or never! [slithering over to Trump] He plots against you sire! Throwing him in the dungeon will send a message to the others!
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Excited for Bovino and his new office.
January 27, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Excited for Bovino and his new office.
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and we didn't have to listen to what Charlie Kirk thinks about any of this
January 27, 2026 at 5:24 AM
and we didn't have to listen to what Charlie Kirk thinks about any of this
Greg Bovino is living inside my wall, I can hear the bastard scurrying around
January 27, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Greg Bovino is living inside my wall, I can hear the bastard scurrying around
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It's hilarious that they're pretending Tom Homan is some kind of voice of calm and reason. He looks and sounds like someone who would be hitting Dick Tracy's knees with a hammer
January 27, 2026 at 5:10 AM
It's hilarious that they're pretending Tom Homan is some kind of voice of calm and reason. He looks and sounds like someone who would be hitting Dick Tracy's knees with a hammer
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If democracy is to survive, the Democratic Party needs new leadership — NOW.
Over and over again, Chuck Schumer has shown that he is too weak to meet the moment.
Sen. Schumer, for the good of our country, step down as Minority Leader. @schumer.senate.gov
Over and over again, Chuck Schumer has shown that he is too weak to meet the moment.
Sen. Schumer, for the good of our country, step down as Minority Leader. @schumer.senate.gov
Majority of the country now wants to abolish and/or dismantle ICE and yet Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y. told the caucus the message had to be to “restrain, reform and restrict ICE.”
Once again it looks like Schumer is about to choke after getting a massive opportunity.
So pathetic and weak.
Once again it looks like Schumer is about to choke after getting a massive opportunity.
So pathetic and weak.
Senate Democrats plot strategy as DHS standoff deepens heading into shutdown week
Two sources who were on a Democratic caucus strategy call Sunday said Minority Leader Chuck Schumer told the group the message must be to “restrain, reform and restrict ICE.”
www.nbcnews.com
January 27, 2026 at 1:34 AM
If democracy is to survive, the Democratic Party needs new leadership — NOW.
Over and over again, Chuck Schumer has shown that he is too weak to meet the moment.
Sen. Schumer, for the good of our country, step down as Minority Leader. @schumer.senate.gov
Over and over again, Chuck Schumer has shown that he is too weak to meet the moment.
Sen. Schumer, for the good of our country, step down as Minority Leader. @schumer.senate.gov
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For any elected official who needs to hear this, I impart a lesson learned from the NFL:
When the other team is tired and on the back foot, you don’t call a timeout so they can catch their breath. You grind their fucking face into the dirt until the final whistle blows and you’ve won the game.
When the other team is tired and on the back foot, you don’t call a timeout so they can catch their breath. You grind their fucking face into the dirt until the final whistle blows and you’ve won the game.
January 27, 2026 at 1:41 AM
For any elected official who needs to hear this, I impart a lesson learned from the NFL:
When the other team is tired and on the back foot, you don’t call a timeout so they can catch their breath. You grind their fucking face into the dirt until the final whistle blows and you’ve won the game.
When the other team is tired and on the back foot, you don’t call a timeout so they can catch their breath. You grind their fucking face into the dirt until the final whistle blows and you’ve won the game.
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Discworld QOTD, from Carpe Jugulum
January 25, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Carpe Jugulum
Welp, go Seahawks, by default
January 26, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Welp, go Seahawks, by default
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A traveler from an antique land--great guy--said to me with tears in his eyes "Sir, two vast and trunkless legs of stone stand in the desert." And I said wow, that's really something. But we'll be building a big beautiful statue to my hubris and it will stand for eternity
October 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
A traveler from an antique land--great guy--said to me with tears in his eyes "Sir, two vast and trunkless legs of stone stand in the desert." And I said wow, that's really something. But we'll be building a big beautiful statue to my hubris and it will stand for eternity
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A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
January 25, 2026 at 12:28 PM
A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
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i do genuinely think we need to jail every single person currently working for ICE
January 24, 2026 at 5:50 PM
i do genuinely think we need to jail every single person currently working for ICE
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100,000 constituents directly affected: please don't vote for that
dem senator who hasn't done their own grocery shopping since the 80s: ....who are you guys? *turns into dust*
dem senator who hasn't done their own grocery shopping since the 80s: ....who are you guys? *turns into dust*
January 23, 2026 at 4:42 AM
100,000 constituents directly affected: please don't vote for that
dem senator who hasn't done their own grocery shopping since the 80s: ....who are you guys? *turns into dust*
dem senator who hasn't done their own grocery shopping since the 80s: ....who are you guys? *turns into dust*
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Minnesota is the best of us.
January 23, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Minnesota is the best of us.
I sent the Academy a DVD of me showing off all my best karate moves, but they snubbed me yet again
January 23, 2026 at 6:15 AM
I sent the Academy a DVD of me showing off all my best karate moves, but they snubbed me yet again
The 36th Chamber of Shaolin with Big Naturals
In the Line of Fire with Big Naturals
O' Brother Where Art Thou Big Naturals
January 21, 2026 at 11:12 PM
The 36th Chamber of Shaolin with Big Naturals