J Silver Platinum
@jsilverplatinum.bsky.social
Actor/writer/freelancer in Queens. Lifelong Trekkie. Sucker for old timey comedy, pop science, and cat videos. Trans rights are human rights. Fuck Trump. Fuck ICE. Go Birds
Pinned
On a quantum level, the boys both are and are not back in town
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It takes a big man to admit that he’s wrong. It takes a small man to squeeze through the dog door
December 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
It takes a big man to admit that he’s wrong. It takes a small man to squeeze through the dog door
My Uncle Howard just passed away at 83. He was at various times a chess prodigy, research physicist, Taekwondo enthusiast and Tai Chi teacher, chiropractor, real estate salesman, a shaman who could see auras and do energy healing and hypnosis, father of 6 and 4-time divorcee. Life at its fullest.
December 2, 2025 at 1:37 AM
My Uncle Howard just passed away at 83. He was at various times a chess prodigy, research physicist, Taekwondo enthusiast and Tai Chi teacher, chiropractor, real estate salesman, a shaman who could see auras and do energy healing and hypnosis, father of 6 and 4-time divorcee. Life at its fullest.
“So when are ya gonna be on Broadway?” Buddy I don’t fucken know
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 1, 2025 at 8:47 PM
“So when are ya gonna be on Broadway?” Buddy I don’t fucken know
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My wife just said Johnny Depp dresses like a coat rack in the back of a local theater that's doing productions of Seven Brides and Pirates of Penzance simultaneously
December 1, 2025 at 1:58 AM
My wife just said Johnny Depp dresses like a coat rack in the back of a local theater that's doing productions of Seven Brides and Pirates of Penzance simultaneously
Named my fists Romeo and Juliet because you’re in for a tragic ending
named my fists simon and garfunkel 'cause if you fuck with me all you're gonna hear is the sound of silence
i named my fists Rodgers and Hammerstein cuz theyre always in my own little corner
December 1, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Named my fists Romeo and Juliet because you’re in for a tragic ending
Long backstory that I won’t get into but a friend of mine once wrote a synth pop song where the chorus went “Fuck you, fuck Dracula / I’m not Scott Bakula”
November 30, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Long backstory that I won’t get into but a friend of mine once wrote a synth pop song where the chorus went “Fuck you, fuck Dracula / I’m not Scott Bakula”
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*Holding up my fist* say hello to Agatha Christie *and then my other fist* and this here is her collection of genre defining mystery novels
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
*Holding up my fist* say hello to Agatha Christie *and then my other fist* and this here is her collection of genre defining mystery novels
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"Don't follow illegal orders" would be more meaningful if Democrats had prosecuted literally any of the prominent war criminals of the last 30 years instead of, you know, fucking campaigning with them
November 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
"Don't follow illegal orders" would be more meaningful if Democrats had prosecuted literally any of the prominent war criminals of the last 30 years instead of, you know, fucking campaigning with them
R.I.P. to Tom Stoppard, probably the best playwright of my lifetime
November 29, 2025 at 6:40 PM
R.I.P. to Tom Stoppard, probably the best playwright of my lifetime
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[shaking Magic 8 Ball] Should we pull the plug on Grandma
November 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
[shaking Magic 8 Ball] Should we pull the plug on Grandma
From Zootopia with Love
Lawrence of Zootopia
zootopia impossible: rogue nation
November 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
From Zootopia with Love
Holiday gift idea: angry bees
November 28, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Holiday gift idea: angry bees
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
Sleater-Kinney
Os Mutantes
Stevie Wonder
Joan Jett
Helen Back and the Str8 Razors
Sleater-Kinney
Os Mutantes
Stevie Wonder
Joan Jett
Helen Back and the Str8 Razors
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
Limp Bizkit
The Rolling Stones
Deltron 3030
Hall & Oates
Primus (SUCKS!)
Limp Bizkit
The Rolling Stones
Deltron 3030
Hall & Oates
Primus (SUCKS!)
introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Rage Against the Machine
Cytotoxin
Shudder to Think
Kool Keith
Deftones (but specifically at the Metro in 2024)
Rage Against the Machine
Cytotoxin
Shudder to Think
Kool Keith
Deftones (but specifically at the Metro in 2024)
November 28, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
Sleater-Kinney
Os Mutantes
Stevie Wonder
Joan Jett
Helen Back and the Str8 Razors
Sleater-Kinney
Os Mutantes
Stevie Wonder
Joan Jett
Helen Back and the Str8 Razors
I’m thankful for you, the girl reading this
November 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I’m thankful for you, the girl reading this
HI IT’S ME, GODOT. So first of all sorry I’ve been running late,
November 27, 2025 at 12:43 PM
HI IT’S ME, GODOT. So first of all sorry I’ve been running late,
Topics to steer clear of this Thanksgiving:
-Trump
-The mayoral election 
-The twin brother you can swear you remember but your parents insist never existed
-The strange banging and rattling sounds coming from the attic
-Healthcare
-Trump
-The mayoral election 
-The twin brother you can swear you remember but your parents insist never existed
-The strange banging and rattling sounds coming from the attic
-Healthcare
November 27, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Topics to steer clear of this Thanksgiving:
-Trump
-The mayoral election 
-The twin brother you can swear you remember but your parents insist never existed
-The strange banging and rattling sounds coming from the attic
-Healthcare
-Trump
-The mayoral election 
-The twin brother you can swear you remember but your parents insist never existed
-The strange banging and rattling sounds coming from the attic
-Healthcare
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Reminder that it is important to be ungrateful today so that Thanksgiving hits even harder
November 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Reminder that it is important to be ungrateful today so that Thanksgiving hits even harder
Finally got around to watching JEREMIAH JOHNSON (1972) and first of all it’s great, and second oh my god the MEME
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Finally got around to watching JEREMIAH JOHNSON (1972) and first of all it’s great, and second oh my god the MEME
I thought that movie was pretty good. Great work from Haley Joel Osment and Jude Law
Is this platform still massively against AI or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I thought that movie was pretty good. Great work from Haley Joel Osment and Jude Law
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4yo: [pointing at the stars] Is that where Nana is?
Me: No, she's in a box
Me: No, she's in a box
November 26, 2025 at 4:23 AM
4yo: [pointing at the stars] Is that where Nana is?
Me: No, she's in a box
Me: No, she's in a box
Rian Johnson’s Star Wars Episode IX. Rise of Skywalker never happened, and that’s the party line
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Rian Johnson’s Star Wars Episode IX. Rise of Skywalker never happened, and that’s the party line
Okay everyone’s assignment this week is to go into your parents’ cable settings and lock them out of every cable news channel except C-SPAN
November 26, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Okay everyone’s assignment this week is to go into your parents’ cable settings and lock them out of every cable news channel except C-SPAN
November 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
introduce yourself with four spaceships
November 25, 2025 at 4:34 AM
introduce yourself with four spaceships