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I might be ready to go live in the forest now
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i just know this goes so goddamn hard if you’re a fucking idiot
November 13, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.

A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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absolutely insane to be caught writing this article IMMEDIATELY after the latest GOP pedophile evidence dump
November 14, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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99% of Republicans understand nothing about intraleft politics. they’re still saying shit like “you won’t be so happy when BILL CLINTON is implicated will you?”
November 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:

saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3

and a worker tier whose emails are like:

Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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This man has been giving god tier I wanna die memes for twenty-five years. God bless!
November 13, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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epstein in dozens of pieces of written documentation: the presidential candidate my best friend loves coming over to my house for the young girls i rent

reporters: we are getting closer to busting this thing wide open
November 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Was barely online today and now I don't understand anything y'all are talking about
November 13, 2025 at 3:00 AM
On chili, sour cream >>> cheese
November 13, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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This is a yikes too. He gets dogwalked by Susan Collins even though Generic Dem has a 9 pt margin.

What I find funny is that the median Maine voter sees his tattoo and comments about sexual assault as a non-starter but we had how many people defending that shit here on Bluesky?
November 12, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A niche fact but just realized that "tater tots" is trademarked by Ore-Ida
November 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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yeah aurora borealis is nice but have you ever seen the wolf cry to the blue corn moon
November 12, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Sometimes you just can't go back to sleep after all
November 12, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Oldest pics of me on my phone
November 12, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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This is new information for me, too. It's wild that the person who invented the most common reading education system in the US says point-blank that it doesn't matter if people don't actually read words, but just guess what they are. He says it's fine to see the word "pony" and read it as "horse."
November 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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I don’t think any of us are fully prepared for the level of self-pity and absolution that’s going to be in Olivia Nuzzi’s (hilariously titled) “American Canto”
November 11, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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The Luka trade was the exogenous shock that rattled me from my stupor and made me realize almost everyone in power in any field right now is literally, in the clinical sense, addicted to both gambling and attention, and doesn't give a single shit about anyone else. I was clearly not alone here.
November 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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that said i do think del toro’s frankenstein erred by cutting the creature’s canonical performance of Puttin On The Ritz
November 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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I do think this is a point of radicalization because a lot of angry, angry normal people were ready to dig in and suffer a lot in order to make fascists suffer a little, and their resolution was sold out and made into a mockery
November 11, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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I think @playtyperguy.com has perfectly good takes on this with which I largely agree. That said, I'll take my own whack at it in my replies.
November 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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what's up it's trane
November 11, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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we’re about to start seeing a lot of “here’s a cost effective meal your grandparents made during the great depression”
Japanese giant SoftBank said Tuesday it has sold its entire stake in tech giant Nvidia for $5.83 billion.

Click here to read more: https://cnb.cx/49LCIs8
November 11, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Please elaborate, by what method will you hold them accountable? By posting about it on BlueSky where they won't see you? Do tell, Sheldon
1. We need to fight hard for a good ACA extension early in December and hold Republicans fiercely accountable if they betray everyone.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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scenes from a victory lap

zeteo.com/p/senate-dem...
November 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
The cat isn't really allowed in the people bed, but we allow it when it's cold outside. She always thanks me by stretching out exactly where my feet are supposed to go
November 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM