Paula
@dentonitis.bsky.social
I might be ready to go live in the forest now
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It's counterproductive for Democratic leaders to start from the presumptive position that protesters are dangerous agitators and federal agents are just trying to enforce the law.
Flip it. The FEDS are causing violence. THEY represent the threat to U.S. cities. The protesters are the patriots.
Flip it. The FEDS are causing violence. THEY represent the threat to U.S. cities. The protesters are the patriots.
January 9, 2026 at 5:51 AM
It's counterproductive for Democratic leaders to start from the presumptive position that protesters are dangerous agitators and federal agents are just trying to enforce the law.
Flip it. The FEDS are causing violence. THEY represent the threat to U.S. cities. The protesters are the patriots.
Flip it. The FEDS are causing violence. THEY represent the threat to U.S. cities. The protesters are the patriots.
Cheated on dry January and now I feel like shit. Shoulda never stopped
January 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Cheated on dry January and now I feel like shit. Shoulda never stopped
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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…it should break your heart to kill.
January 8, 2026 at 4:02 AM
…it should break your heart to kill.
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it's been an entire fucking year and not a single person in a position of power or influence has done this
that lady is dead because the entire leadership structure of this country does not contain a single leader
not one
that lady is dead because the entire leadership structure of this country does not contain a single leader
not one
someone with a platform needs to get on camera and say "we're under attack, lives are being destroyed, our freedom is at stake, we need to take back our government, by force if necessary, meet me in DC [insert date], we're not leaving until these criminals and their minions are dead or in chains"
January 7, 2026 at 9:18 PM
it's been an entire fucking year and not a single person in a position of power or influence has done this
that lady is dead because the entire leadership structure of this country does not contain a single leader
not one
that lady is dead because the entire leadership structure of this country does not contain a single leader
not one
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These are all great, but I can't decide if my fave is Jak Jockson or Larry Bird
January 7, 2026 at 4:45 AM
These are all great, but I can't decide if my fave is Jak Jockson or Larry Bird
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🤣☠️
Guy on a podcast recommended this David Allen book
Me: That sounds familiar... did I buy that book?
Look at my past orders:
TWICE
I BOUGHT A BOOK ON PRODUCTIVITY TWICE
Next step Karen: Read the book on Productivity 🤣😂
Guy on a podcast recommended this David Allen book
Me: That sounds familiar... did I buy that book?
Look at my past orders:
TWICE
I BOUGHT A BOOK ON PRODUCTIVITY TWICE
Next step Karen: Read the book on Productivity 🤣😂
January 7, 2026 at 2:28 AM
🤣☠️
Guy on a podcast recommended this David Allen book
Me: That sounds familiar... did I buy that book?
Look at my past orders:
TWICE
I BOUGHT A BOOK ON PRODUCTIVITY TWICE
Next step Karen: Read the book on Productivity 🤣😂
Guy on a podcast recommended this David Allen book
Me: That sounds familiar... did I buy that book?
Look at my past orders:
TWICE
I BOUGHT A BOOK ON PRODUCTIVITY TWICE
Next step Karen: Read the book on Productivity 🤣😂
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Oh this thread made me extremely happy and also slightly angry
I have a long-running list of surprising eponyms, and in this dark time I wish to share my amusement with you.
To clarify, an eponym is something named for a person. “Newton’s Laws” are called that for Isaac Newton. A surprising eponym is just that.
So, let’s begin.
Eponyms/0
To clarify, an eponym is something named for a person. “Newton’s Laws” are called that for Isaac Newton. A surprising eponym is just that.
So, let’s begin.
Eponyms/0
January 6, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Oh this thread made me extremely happy and also slightly angry
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your mileage may vary but my experience on here improved pretty noticeably when I stopped offering explanations to people whose questions sought conflict rather than answers
January 6, 2026 at 12:55 PM
your mileage may vary but my experience on here improved pretty noticeably when I stopped offering explanations to people whose questions sought conflict rather than answers
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Seahawks over Jaguars in the Super Bowl, I predict because I just feel like predicting something.
January 6, 2026 at 6:13 AM
Seahawks over Jaguars in the Super Bowl, I predict because I just feel like predicting something.
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A reminder that the US killed 80 people in Venezuela, and it would be nice if the US media cared enough to think that the life of a grandmother in Caracas whose building is destroyed by a US bomb matters as much as the life of a person in the US.
January 5, 2026 at 5:54 PM
A reminder that the US killed 80 people in Venezuela, and it would be nice if the US media cared enough to think that the life of a grandmother in Caracas whose building is destroyed by a US bomb matters as much as the life of a person in the US.
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Every leader of a country should now be allowed to kidnap one other leader
January 5, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Every leader of a country should now be allowed to kidnap one other leader
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If you thought yesterday’s vibes were shit wait till you see today
January 5, 2026 at 12:43 PM
If you thought yesterday’s vibes were shit wait till you see today
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I don't feel like working today 😭
January 5, 2026 at 12:38 PM
I don't feel like working today 😭
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when i woke up and realized rl starts again this week i exhaled so hard i flew around the room like a deflating balloon
January 5, 2026 at 12:40 PM
when i woke up and realized rl starts again this week i exhaled so hard i flew around the room like a deflating balloon
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I've been reading too many short stories and now everything I do is imbued with too much meaning. Is this an allegory? I ask, holding up an object. What about this then? I say, going over there. I don't understand the lesson I'm supposed to be learning.
January 5, 2026 at 11:59 AM
I've been reading too many short stories and now everything I do is imbued with too much meaning. Is this an allegory? I ask, holding up an object. What about this then? I say, going over there. I don't understand the lesson I'm supposed to be learning.
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Telling oil companies before you tell congress and the press lmao can you make it more obvious what this is about
Reporter: Did you speak with the oil companies before the operation? Did you tip them off?
Trump: Before and after. They want to go in and they’re going to do a great job.
Trump: Before and after. They want to go in and they’re going to do a great job.
January 5, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Telling oil companies before you tell congress and the press lmao can you make it more obvious what this is about
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does anyone remember my work password
January 5, 2026 at 4:34 AM
does anyone remember my work password
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Good opportunity to sort journalists into the "We've crossed a catastrophic line" bucket and the "You have to admit it's kind of awesome" bucket.
January 4, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Good opportunity to sort journalists into the "We've crossed a catastrophic line" bucket and the "You have to admit it's kind of awesome" bucket.
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telling my boss I can’t come back to work because I’ve discovered the joy of doing nothing
January 4, 2026 at 11:45 PM
telling my boss I can’t come back to work because I’ve discovered the joy of doing nothing