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Paula
@dentonitis.bsky.social
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I might be ready to go live in the forest now
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Oldest pics of me on my phone
Me at 9 or 10? Me at 7 or 8?
November 12, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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This doesn't make any sense
Sgt. Esteban Hernandez of the CHP said units notified U.S. Customs and Border Protection at the San Ysidro port of entry about the chase at 1:08 p.m., informing them the vehicle was nearing the border. The notification, he said, is to help CBP officials be aware of the chase and hopefully get units in place to prevent the vehicle from crossing and prevent injuries to others at the port of entry. By 1:19 p.m., Hernandez said, CHP units were canceled during the pursuit on State Route 905 due to public safety. The cancellation of CHP units is common when pursuits near the border, Hernandez said, for the safety of officers and drivers who might be at the port of entry.
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Jesus, this poor family
On the other line was a woman from a funeral home who told Alicia they had Zane's body. "And that's how we found out," she said.
November 7, 2025 at 2:32 PM
dentonitis.bsky.social
I guess this list was before hot felon
Hot felon
October 31, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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They're doing Halloween stuff on the square if y'all are looking for something to do with the kids
Caption this with the 2nd to last text you sent
October 27, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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Blue Jays up 11-4 in the 8th
October 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Meta's water supply agreement with El Paso Water permits the site to use an average of 750,000 gallons of potable water daily initially, and that increases to permitted daily average usage of 1.5 million gallons after the campus is fully built out. El Paso Water each year supplies around 40 billion gallons of water to customers sourced mostly from groundwater wells and, to a lesser extent, the Rio Grande. El Paso Electric, the water utility's biggest customer, consumed an average of 19 million gallons of water daily last year, according to El Paso Water's financial report.
October 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
dentonitis.bsky.social
What the hell
Cashews growing like an apple dingleberry
October 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Coffee on the deck is quite lovely this morning in North Texas
57 degrees and sunny
October 19, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Y'all are crazy, these are delicious
Candy corn
October 11, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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Oh no
Sorry this page does not exist
October 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
dentonitis.bsky.social
Sensing a theme
Bunch of skeeters who can't sleep
September 25, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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One more day in the 90s, and then, dare I hope?🍂
Local forecast showing 94 for the high tomorrow, and after that mostly 80s
September 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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I know other stuff is happening right now, but just FYI these are the best Cheetos
Simply Cheetos puffs white cheddar flavor
September 22, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Imagining my package's adventure around Frisco this evening to the tune of Yakity Sax
Amazon delivery updates follow my package back and forth around various facilities in Frisco this afternoon/evening (they finally admitted that it's not coming tonight after all)
September 22, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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I always get these two ladies mixed up, sorry ladies
Lizzy Caplan Cristin Milioti
September 21, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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My grandson is over here stealing other kids' merry-go-round rides and then fist-bumping their Dads 😂
This crazy child
September 20, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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They start getting weird the further back they go
Bunch of weird Charlie clones
September 14, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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There was a whole teen book about it when I was a kid (I don't remember the plot of the book, but it definitely involved red fingers from eating too many pistachios)
The Pistachio Prescription
September 6, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Well I'd like to know more about this! What rules, what engagement? Did the dead fisherman know they were engaged in something with rules that said it's ok to kill them??
The aborted SEAL mission prompted a series of military reviews during Mr Trump's first term. They found that the killing of civilians was justified under the rules of engagement, and the mission was undone by a collision of unfortunate occurrences that could not have been foreseen or avoided. Their findings were classified.
September 6, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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Hmm I'm just not sure they're being honest here
"We've noticed from conversations with parents that top of mind is whether the campus will be a place they can thrive without ideological homogeneity" Politics is not the only reason. Interviews with parents, students, and University officially suggest a new type of college ideal: a campus where belonging, affordability, and civility matter most
September 1, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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This is a very odd thing to say, Spring Texas is literally a suburb of Houston (the largest city in Texas)
According to a news release from the Harris County Sheriff's Office, deputies from Precinct 4 on Sunday, Aug. 17, responded to a call at a home located in the 23000 block of Pennington Hills Drive in Spring, Texas, about 225 miles southeast of Dallas.
August 30, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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This pepper plant has grown nothing but leaves for months, and just as I was about to put him out to pasture (the back of the yard, where uncooperative plants are on their own), behold: a tiny pepper
A tiny pepper has finally appeared on my pepper plant
August 28, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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This one's identical to my husband flirting with me
mos-OH-AH-paula too-ah-TELL-eh
August 28, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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This kid's gonna go through some stuff
A kid whose family is obsessed with guns
August 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM