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I once was a sea nymph and now I’m a sunflower. My jokes are beloved by the Today Show, Huffington Post, Apple News, Buzzfeed. I’m from a good Circus family. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wpyca6mmzjnntg7zdb7dd6nw/feed/aaab6u6hleppa
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· Nov 16
Hello good boy! Are you my baby boy?
-Me, to my dog, who is not good, nor is he a baby, every single day
-Me, to my dog, who is not good, nor is he a baby, every single day
We fell back one hour which should make 6pm feel like 7pm but instead 6pm feels like 9:30pm so is the time change alien stuff or what?
November 4, 2025 at 2:25 AM
We fell back one hour which should make 6pm feel like 7pm but instead 6pm feels like 9:30pm so is the time change alien stuff or what?
It’s the Time of Great Darkness, please keep us in mind, for Southern Californians must enjoy the sunset outside with a beautiful cool breeze a whole hour earlier now.
November 2, 2025 at 7:05 PM
It’s the Time of Great Darkness, please keep us in mind, for Southern Californians must enjoy the sunset outside with a beautiful cool breeze a whole hour earlier now.
Matcha Lattes are the Diet Cokes of the soda world, the beers of the alcohol world. The first sip is disgusting. Then you go back for more and suddenly you’re addicted to phenylalanine and or smashed.
October 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Matcha Lattes are the Diet Cokes of the soda world, the beers of the alcohol world. The first sip is disgusting. Then you go back for more and suddenly you’re addicted to phenylalanine and or smashed.
Is dog math a thing? Because mine weighs 20 lbs except when he’s on top the sheets in the middle of the bed and then he weighs at least 125.
October 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Is dog math a thing? Because mine weighs 20 lbs except when he’s on top the sheets in the middle of the bed and then he weighs at least 125.
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Every day I promise myself I'm not going to be unpleasant to strangers and every day I break that promise within two minutes of getting into my car
October 22, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Every day I promise myself I'm not going to be unpleasant to strangers and every day I break that promise within two minutes of getting into my car
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People just don’t get crazy with the Cheese Wiz like they used to
October 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
People just don’t get crazy with the Cheese Wiz like they used to
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The Werther's Original candies factory must be burning because Werther's smoke, there's fire.
October 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM
The Werther's Original candies factory must be burning because Werther's smoke, there's fire.
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a porn flick called “The Czech’s in the Male” somebody write that down
October 22, 2025 at 1:26 PM
a porn flick called “The Czech’s in the Male” somebody write that down
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Keep checking to see if the Constitution ends up on eBay
October 22, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Keep checking to see if the Constitution ends up on eBay
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Imitation may be the highest form of flattery but telling you you're a good lay is pretty darn close.
October 22, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Imitation may be the highest form of flattery but telling you you're a good lay is pretty darn close.
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*artillery rains down around our trench*
"Smoke 'em if you got 'em," Sarge growls.
"Finally," I exclaim, arranging my cedar chips under a perforated tray of mussels.
"Smoke 'em if you got 'em," Sarge growls.
"Finally," I exclaim, arranging my cedar chips under a perforated tray of mussels.
February 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM
*artillery rains down around our trench*
"Smoke 'em if you got 'em," Sarge growls.
"Finally," I exclaim, arranging my cedar chips under a perforated tray of mussels.
"Smoke 'em if you got 'em," Sarge growls.
"Finally," I exclaim, arranging my cedar chips under a perforated tray of mussels.
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They say a wandering eye is a bad thing in a relationship. I disagree. It’s how I spotted the last chicken wing on the platter before my brother-in-law did.
October 22, 2025 at 8:59 PM
They say a wandering eye is a bad thing in a relationship. I disagree. It’s how I spotted the last chicken wing on the platter before my brother-in-law did.
This book just took a crazy turn and my Zoloft isn’t working
October 18, 2025 at 3:34 AM
This book just took a crazy turn and my Zoloft isn’t working
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people just don’t daydream and fall asleep beneath the flowers for a couple of hours like they used to
October 18, 2025 at 3:18 AM
people just don’t daydream and fall asleep beneath the flowers for a couple of hours like they used to
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People who remember life before the internet are my kind of people
October 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
People who remember life before the internet are my kind of people
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THAT WAS JUST A DREAM
Just a Dream
just a dream
dream
Just a Dream
just a dream
dream
October 18, 2025 at 3:25 AM
THAT WAS JUST A DREAM
Just a Dream
just a dream
dream
Just a Dream
just a dream
dream
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"I want some of that good maple leaf."
😄
😄
October 18, 2025 at 3:25 AM
"I want some of that good maple leaf."
😄
😄
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Just honestly shocked to find out that female dogs judge their owners more than male dogs.
October 18, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Just honestly shocked to find out that female dogs judge their owners more than male dogs.
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New man hating exercise for mah ladees just dropped: get your FB algorithm to show you mostly body shaping ads and then read what men say in the comments.
October 18, 2025 at 3:26 AM
New man hating exercise for mah ladees just dropped: get your FB algorithm to show you mostly body shaping ads and then read what men say in the comments.
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Some of my best friends are desert mirages of an oasis, and I could really use a drink right now
October 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Some of my best friends are desert mirages of an oasis, and I could really use a drink right now
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“AI is going to replace you.”
I hope so. I can’t take this shit anymore.
I hope so. I can’t take this shit anymore.
October 17, 2025 at 4:18 AM
“AI is going to replace you.”
I hope so. I can’t take this shit anymore.
I hope so. I can’t take this shit anymore.
We have a casual dress code at my company so how am I supposed to know that my “I’m in Vacation Mode” hoodie is not appropriate for on-camera zoom meetings.
October 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
We have a casual dress code at my company so how am I supposed to know that my “I’m in Vacation Mode” hoodie is not appropriate for on-camera zoom meetings.