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I once was a sea nymph and now I’m a sunflower. My jokes are beloved by the Today Show, Huffington Post, Apple News, Buzzfeed. I’m from a good Circus family. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wpyca6mmzjnntg7zdb7dd6nw/feed/aaab6u6hleppa
What are you wearing to Bluesky Prom
May 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
What are you wearing to Bluesky Prom
Quote post a mirror selfie
December 23, 2024 at 8:55 PM
Quote post a mirror selfie
This is Vinny. He’s a bad boy, and former gutter puppy from Tijuana, who loves his Santa baby very much.
December 15, 2024 at 10:50 PM
This is Vinny. He’s a bad boy, and former gutter puppy from Tijuana, who loves his Santa baby very much.
If you see this post (3 mini) corn dog(s)
December 15, 2024 at 10:32 PM
If you see this post (3 mini) corn dog(s)
Show me your TGIF faces please!
December 6, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Show me your TGIF faces please!
Bluesky Roast is my new best friend. Please have this AI overlord speak at my funeral.
December 1, 2024 at 4:43 PM
Bluesky Roast is my new best friend. Please have this AI overlord speak at my funeral.
We decided to cut ours lengthwise this year
November 29, 2024 at 12:19 AM
We decided to cut ours lengthwise this year
The text my husband just sent to the family group chat
November 24, 2024 at 4:03 PM
The text my husband just sent to the family group chat
Who among you shall dare to be the 1,000th follower of my very immature and idiotic musings? Who even says musings? (Don’t leave me)
November 21, 2024 at 5:14 AM
Who among you shall dare to be the 1,000th follower of my very immature and idiotic musings? Who even says musings? (Don’t leave me)
Post you from a different era
November 20, 2024 at 3:18 AM
Post you from a different era
Tell me you have noticed a huge influx of accounts from twitter without telling me you have noticed a huge influx of accounts from twitter
November 20, 2024 at 12:41 AM
Tell me you have noticed a huge influx of accounts from twitter without telling me you have noticed a huge influx of accounts from twitter
Will she do the closing pitch at the top or bottom of the ninth?
October 29, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Will she do the closing pitch at the top or bottom of the ninth?
This is my weighted blanket
October 19, 2024 at 9:19 PM
This is my weighted blanket
Conversations with my husband
September 10, 2024 at 8:08 PM
Conversations with my husband
Reinforcing my Gen X formative years with a text from my mother asking if I want Coke with the 9am breakfast she is making for us this morning.
August 22, 2024 at 4:12 PM
Reinforcing my Gen X formative years with a text from my mother asking if I want Coke with the 9am breakfast she is making for us this morning.
Me: Laughing at these men wearing weird hats unironically and it’s not even Halloween
Also Me: Not thinking twice about everyone in my town wearing the exact same pair of checkerboard Vans every day
Also Me: Not thinking twice about everyone in my town wearing the exact same pair of checkerboard Vans every day
July 21, 2024 at 7:57 PM
Me: Laughing at these men wearing weird hats unironically and it’s not even Halloween
Also Me: Not thinking twice about everyone in my town wearing the exact same pair of checkerboard Vans every day
Also Me: Not thinking twice about everyone in my town wearing the exact same pair of checkerboard Vans every day
Me, eating an orange cake pop: Close enough
July 8, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Me, eating an orange cake pop: Close enough
This is fun but who amongst you is nice enough to be 669?
June 30, 2024 at 5:20 PM
This is fun but who amongst you is nice enough to be 669?
Happy Assistants Day!
Here’s some cool stuff I’ve done in my career as an ahem, Administrative Professional
Here’s some cool stuff I’ve done in my career as an ahem, Administrative Professional
April 25, 2024 at 2:50 AM
Happy Assistants Day!
Here’s some cool stuff I’ve done in my career as an ahem, Administrative Professional
Here’s some cool stuff I’ve done in my career as an ahem, Administrative Professional
I’m not going to tell you I went out tonight but there will be signs
March 25, 2024 at 6:53 AM
I’m not going to tell you I went out tonight but there will be signs