Cathangover
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Cause people, they understands monkeys.
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I think the people who sign their names under articles should get to decide what the headline is. We've tried the whole "make the-headline-deliberately-infuriating-so-people-share-the article-without-reading-it" gambit and so far it has not saved journalism
November 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I think the people who sign their names under articles should get to decide what the headline is. We've tried the whole "make the-headline-deliberately-infuriating-so-people-share-the article-without-reading-it" gambit and so far it has not saved journalism
I think this “abolish prisons” person just wants to kill people instead? Is this considered a humane alternative?
"What about [form of abuse that is mostly de facto decriminalised right now anyway]?"
I didn't say abolish bullets, did I?
I didn't say abolish bullets, did I?
November 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I think this “abolish prisons” person just wants to kill people instead? Is this considered a humane alternative?
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When you stop paying the subscription fee they don't cancel it but they put your dead loved one in hell and you get unskippable video of them burning and begging for you to save them every single hour of the day.
November 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
When you stop paying the subscription fee they don't cancel it but they put your dead loved one in hell and you get unskippable video of them burning and begging for you to save them every single hour of the day.
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Ah yeah sure they’re not doing this because of “identity politics” that’s the cause!
The best argument I’ve heard for avoiding “identity politics” is that Democrats aren’t strengthening unions, fighting for social services, transferring money away from militarized police, etc. Basically, the argument is that elevating the working class elevates all oppressed peoples.
November 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Ah yeah sure they’re not doing this because of “identity politics” that’s the cause!
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Wife bought some scissors from a trusted brand
November 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Wife bought some scissors from a trusted brand
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Trump wants to Make America Great Again, but who can deny that America is great now?
November 13, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Trump wants to Make America Great Again, but who can deny that America is great now?
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A big idea that commercials tried to give to me growing up was that there were brands of gum with so much flavor that if my grandpa ate it he would just die
November 13, 2025 at 4:19 PM
A big idea that commercials tried to give to me growing up was that there were brands of gum with so much flavor that if my grandpa ate it he would just die
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if you're a journalist and you're not getting ready to go tmorrow and knock on the door of one of the apparently 10,000 people who jeffrey epstein was sucking and fucking with i don't know what you're doing
November 13, 2025 at 4:50 AM
if you're a journalist and you're not getting ready to go tmorrow and knock on the door of one of the apparently 10,000 people who jeffrey epstein was sucking and fucking with i don't know what you're doing
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I have in my hands definitive evidence that my opponent has committed a world-historic evil. Evidence that, were it to be released to the public, would cause his supporters to abandon him and his entire world to crumble to dust. I therefore have no choice but to give in to every one of his demands
November 12, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I have in my hands definitive evidence that my opponent has committed a world-historic evil. Evidence that, were it to be released to the public, would cause his supporters to abandon him and his entire world to crumble to dust. I therefore have no choice but to give in to every one of his demands
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Since Larry Summers is in the news for being a real son of a bitch I wanted to show my favorite piece of economic wisdom he had about the US coming out of COVID where he just lists all the possibilities and says they’re all equally likely
November 13, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Since Larry Summers is in the news for being a real son of a bitch I wanted to show my favorite piece of economic wisdom he had about the US coming out of COVID where he just lists all the possibilities and says they’re all equally likely
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It's astonishing how much damage upon our world has been inflicted because a handful of very rich guys wanted to be able to fuck underage girls.
There is no higher goal, no lofty ideology--just wanting to bang some teenagers. These guys are monstrous, but they're also so, so pathetic.
There is no higher goal, no lofty ideology--just wanting to bang some teenagers. These guys are monstrous, but they're also so, so pathetic.
November 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
It's astonishing how much damage upon our world has been inflicted because a handful of very rich guys wanted to be able to fuck underage girls.
There is no higher goal, no lofty ideology--just wanting to bang some teenagers. These guys are monstrous, but they're also so, so pathetic.
There is no higher goal, no lofty ideology--just wanting to bang some teenagers. These guys are monstrous, but they're also so, so pathetic.
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these epstein emails are pretty damning. i sure hope that we haven't spent the last couple years in a cultural backslide where men are seemingly allowed to openly and gleefully fantasize about dominating young women without any threat of reproach
November 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
these epstein emails are pretty damning. i sure hope that we haven't spent the last couple years in a cultural backslide where men are seemingly allowed to openly and gleefully fantasize about dominating young women without any threat of reproach
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It’s come time to say that Donald Trump is not without fault.
November 13, 2025 at 12:36 AM
It’s come time to say that Donald Trump is not without fault.
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
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it is pretty darkly funny seeing posts like URGENT!!!! it is SUNDAY EVENING you must PUT DOWN YOUR DINNER and call your senator IMMEDIATELY to politely request they not press the big button marked "fuck you". this will not actually stop them from pressing the fuck you button. functioning democracy
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
it is pretty darkly funny seeing posts like URGENT!!!! it is SUNDAY EVENING you must PUT DOWN YOUR DINNER and call your senator IMMEDIATELY to politely request they not press the big button marked "fuck you". this will not actually stop them from pressing the fuck you button. functioning democracy
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Just imagining the meeting where they must have been like “they might cancel my flight? Time to kill the sick.”
November 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Just imagining the meeting where they must have been like “they might cancel my flight? Time to kill the sick.”
Mesa notsa surely iffen yousa bein serious.
"I have no idea what being a contributing writer for a fascist rag has to do with despising a character that was created for children to sympathize with indigenous populations"
I have no idea what being a contributing writer to the New York Times has to do with a movie featuring Jar Jar Binks but I will continue to stand on this hill: The Phantom Menace is Bad.
November 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Mesa notsa surely iffen yousa bein serious.
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a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,
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i could watch the politics masters pivot from “you’re too dumb to understand the senate” to “you’re too dumb to understand the senate (cave edition)” however i am auditioning for gremlins 3 tomorrow morning. i’m going to try out for parkour gremlin and defenestrated grandfather #4
November 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
i could watch the politics masters pivot from “you’re too dumb to understand the senate” to “you’re too dumb to understand the senate (cave edition)” however i am auditioning for gremlins 3 tomorrow morning. i’m going to try out for parkour gremlin and defenestrated grandfather #4
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agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
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Well, at least Dems ruined their lives for a few weeks so they could ruin their lives in other ways after this. Truly the party of the people.
let's ask the SNAP recipients how willing they were to stay hungry through xmas, and fed workers w no current income how they'd pay their rent/mtge the next few months. and would we have any air traffic controllers left by txgiving?
there were actual victims in this hostage situation
there were actual victims in this hostage situation
November 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Well, at least Dems ruined their lives for a few weeks so they could ruin their lives in other ways after this. Truly the party of the people.
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“Guaranteeing a vote” that you will lose is yet again reliance on the “You’re gonna look so bad dude” shit that has worked exactly zero times. Sorry for the posts about the same thing I feel like I am going insane
November 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
“Guaranteeing a vote” that you will lose is yet again reliance on the “You’re gonna look so bad dude” shit that has worked exactly zero times. Sorry for the posts about the same thing I feel like I am going insane