Cathangover
@cathangover.bsky.social
Cause people, they understands monkeys.
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"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase
December 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase
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Texas widow receives immigration approval letter months after husband's death in ICE shooting
The approval letter would've allowed Miguel Garcia to move forward with obtaining a visa or green card
The approval letter would've allowed Miguel Garcia to move forward with obtaining a visa or green card
Texas widow receives immigration approval letter months after husband’s death in ICE shooting
A Texas woman received a letter approving her late husband’s request to move forward with obtaining legal status — two months after he was killed in a Dallas ICE facility shooting.
www.nbcwashington.com
December 18, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Texas widow receives immigration approval letter months after husband's death in ICE shooting
The approval letter would've allowed Miguel Garcia to move forward with obtaining a visa or green card
The approval letter would've allowed Miguel Garcia to move forward with obtaining a visa or green card
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Reports say Dr Ruth came back to life and is talking about something called “Dark Sex”
December 18, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Reports say Dr Ruth came back to life and is talking about something called “Dark Sex”
[Viscerally repugnant person with clear antisocial issues]: Here’s how to parent children.
Why the fuck is everybody dropping off their kid at school personally like a little chauffeur? Put them on the fucking bus, you're not a fuckin driver. You're not a fucking slave.
December 17, 2025 at 5:19 PM
[Viscerally repugnant person with clear antisocial issues]: Here’s how to parent children.
When people satirize Bluesky they write shit like this.
there's a lot of possible variation and connotation involved depending on the context of who's saying it, who they're addressing, and what their intent is. the idea that "dicking around" only has one neutral, descriptive usage is not reasonable.
December 16, 2025 at 12:34 AM
When people satirize Bluesky they write shit like this.
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I think it's kind of beautiful that this was Rob Reiner's final line on television
December 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I think it's kind of beautiful that this was Rob Reiner's final line on television
I will never do this until I can bank on there.
Dear Bluesky liberals. Come back to Twitter. Please. PLEASE.
December 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I will never do this until I can bank on there.
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obviously not the major driver of his health concerns but it is very funny to read A Christmas Carol as an adult and realize that when tiny tim first says "God bless us, every one!" he's a severely malnourished child and they've given him a cup of hot gin
December 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
obviously not the major driver of his health concerns but it is very funny to read A Christmas Carol as an adult and realize that when tiny tim first says "God bless us, every one!" he's a severely malnourished child and they've given him a cup of hot gin
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Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
December 12, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
Maybe the tax thing won’t work, but there should definitely be a law that over a certain net worth you lose the freedom of speech. We should legally be able to tell you to shut the fuck up.
December 12, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Maybe the tax thing won’t work, but there should definitely be a law that over a certain net worth you lose the freedom of speech. We should legally be able to tell you to shut the fuck up.
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“cognitively annihilated by wealth” is the most perfect description I’ve read in a long time
What's very funny is he clearly thinks he's cooking but he's so cognitively annihilated by wealth that he doesn't know lmao
December 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
“cognitively annihilated by wealth” is the most perfect description I’ve read in a long time
I wish this guy could afford to hire someone who can explain the most basic shit.
For all Universal HC/Single Payer/M4A advocates.
What do the biggest, expensive hospital chains do. Do they opt out and only serve the rich ?
Who in the USA gov runs the program?
R U ok with having to see a primary care doc before you can see a specialist ?
What do the biggest, expensive hospital chains do. Do they opt out and only serve the rich ?
Who in the USA gov runs the program?
R U ok with having to see a primary care doc before you can see a specialist ?
December 11, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I wish this guy could afford to hire someone who can explain the most basic shit.
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"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed."
-Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953
-Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953
December 11, 2025 at 5:01 PM
"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed."
-Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953
-Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953
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I can’t believe it flopped. I thought everyone was dying for a badly written account of what it’s like to have phone sex with a spoon stuck in a garbage disposal.
December 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I can’t believe it flopped. I thought everyone was dying for a badly written account of what it’s like to have phone sex with a spoon stuck in a garbage disposal.
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Hiring a Black woman: “identity politics”
Hiring a white guy for a job that has been held disproportionately by white guys, because he is a white guy: “subverting” identity politics!
(The author of this sentence is Dylan Byers; you will not be surprised to learn that he is a white guy.)
Hiring a white guy for a job that has been held disproportionately by white guys, because he is a white guy: “subverting” identity politics!
(The author of this sentence is Dylan Byers; you will not be surprised to learn that he is a white guy.)
December 11, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Hiring a Black woman: “identity politics”
Hiring a white guy for a job that has been held disproportionately by white guys, because he is a white guy: “subverting” identity politics!
(The author of this sentence is Dylan Byers; you will not be surprised to learn that he is a white guy.)
Hiring a white guy for a job that has been held disproportionately by white guys, because he is a white guy: “subverting” identity politics!
(The author of this sentence is Dylan Byers; you will not be surprised to learn that he is a white guy.)
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ah yes, everyone remembers that moment after 9/11 where everyone got cancelled and we started the extremely woke war on terror www.piratewires.com/p/heather-co...
December 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
ah yes, everyone remembers that moment after 9/11 where everyone got cancelled and we started the extremely woke war on terror www.piratewires.com/p/heather-co...
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I always get pissed off when lettuce gets recalled for making lots of people sick because it’s like fuck man you know what doesn’t get recalled? Reeses Peanut Butter Cups.
December 10, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I always get pissed off when lettuce gets recalled for making lots of people sick because it’s like fuck man you know what doesn’t get recalled? Reeses Peanut Butter Cups.
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grandma come download your brain into this app so we can talk to you after you’re dead. get your little raisin ass over here
December 10, 2025 at 6:56 PM
grandma come download your brain into this app so we can talk to you after you’re dead. get your little raisin ass over here
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can't get over the team behind the mcdonald's ad wanting credit for all the late nights and long hours they spent prompting for clips. you've somehow invented a form of ersatz creativity that recreates the suffering inherent to all creative work without any valuable output or intellectual growth
there’s just a certain type of person who would show up to your writer’s group wanting praise for presenting work but violently rejecting any form of constructive criticism that might improve it, and that right there is the target market for AI
December 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
can't get over the team behind the mcdonald's ad wanting credit for all the late nights and long hours they spent prompting for clips. you've somehow invented a form of ersatz creativity that recreates the suffering inherent to all creative work without any valuable output or intellectual growth
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ME LOOKING AT AI ART: this is the death of humanity. miserable, soul-annihilating shit. an existential terror that must be eradicated..... we have forgotten the joy of creation, why the people at chauvet and lascaux left us their handprints
ME HAVING TO DRAW FOR WORK: this shit sucks dogg!!!!!!!!!!!
ME HAVING TO DRAW FOR WORK: this shit sucks dogg!!!!!!!!!!!
December 10, 2025 at 6:38 PM
ME LOOKING AT AI ART: this is the death of humanity. miserable, soul-annihilating shit. an existential terror that must be eradicated..... we have forgotten the joy of creation, why the people at chauvet and lascaux left us their handprints
ME HAVING TO DRAW FOR WORK: this shit sucks dogg!!!!!!!!!!!
ME HAVING TO DRAW FOR WORK: this shit sucks dogg!!!!!!!!!!!
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Welp, looks like we're teaching the LinkedIn grindset people what The Onion is the hard way.
December 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Welp, looks like we're teaching the LinkedIn grindset people what The Onion is the hard way.
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When they say they're massive fucking losers, believe them.
December 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
When they say they're massive fucking losers, believe them.
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'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 8:31 AM
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez