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THE IDEA THAT DEMOCRATS BENEFIT ELECTORALLY BY BENDING RIGHTWARD ON KEY MORAL ISSUES LIKE TRANS RIGHTS AND IMMIGRATION HAS NOW BEEN THOROUGHLY DEBUNKED.

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January 2, 2026 at 5:57 PM
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If you're a Democrat, you're a sucker if you imagine this agency has anything to do with immigration. It is--and aspires to be!--a fascist paramilitary goon squad. You should start saying so and lay the groundwork for starving it of funding when you take power
December 31, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Another way AI leads to suicide is that hearing people talk about it makes you want to jump into a jet engine
December 28, 2025 at 10:54 PM
tom brady going he's mewing hit me like a truck
December 28, 2025 at 10:16 PM
1997 coming in big for music, front to back listens every time
December 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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post deleted but it’s abolish ICE now and always has needed to happen
December 27, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Woke is back, torrents are back.
December 23, 2025 at 1:36 AM
letting ratatouille control your stroke game by pulling the hairs on your ass because your wife finally enjoys intercourse
Heavy rains in Washington State this month prompted officials to warn about flooded roadways, water damage to homes and one rare potential consequence: toilet rats.
Toilet Rats: Rare, but There
Heavy rains have prompted public health officials in Washington to warn residents about toilet rats, a rare plumbing nightmare that drives frantic calls to pest control experts.
nyti.ms
December 21, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Michael Stipe if he got invited back from a swingers party: That's me in your mother, that's me in your father having a threesome.
December 21, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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2025 trans ally: now let's be serious, nobody's saying you can change your sex

Trannies 70 years ago:
December 19, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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We should start spitting on active duty military. ICE becoming demoralized because nobody will let them take a shit in their bathroom isn’t enough. Everyone fighting the people should be haunted by suicidal ideations
U.S. Military Willing to Attack “Designated Terrorist Organizations” Within America, General Says
“If I had no concerns and I was confident in the lawful order, I would definitely execute that order.”
theintercept.com
December 16, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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i am into the server that put this bitch on the ground. that had to feel amazing
Hazie's, a San Francisco restaurant co-owned by celebrity chef Joey Altman in Hayes Valley, had quite an eventful Saturday night. A video showing a couple assaulting employees at the restaurant has gone viral on social media, racking up over 780,000 views.
December 16, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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people love to be like ‘blue states good! red states bad!’ but it is a fact that both new york senators voted in favor of this so 🤷‍♀️
Here are the 28 Dem Senators who voted to advance the first federal ban on trans athletes & a federal definition of sex that would make trans & intersex people non-existent: Angela Alsobrooks (MD), Tammy Baldwin (WI), Richard Blumenthal (CT), Lisa Blunt Rochester (DE), Chris Coons (DE), ->
By a vote of 76-23, S 1071 passes the motion to proceed to the motion to concur. Won't know who voted for this until the roll call is uploaded, but safe to say it passed with the support of at least 24 members of the Democratic caucus. (Rand Paul probably voted nay and Steve Daines has been absent).
December 16, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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one of my favorite pieces of art ever
December 16, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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just found out that posting is not a revolutionary act, my world is in shambles
December 15, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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ratatouille yanking on my pubes, telling me how to fuck
December 13, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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why does ben not point out that it would be impossible for a bald person such as joe to get ratatouilled? is he stupid?
December 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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OFFICIALLY-LICENSED AI GOOFY: Gawrsh, buddy! It seems like you've got it all figured out! All signs points to you being gang-stalked by enough people to fill a theme park! I guess you're going to have to take matters into your own hands, ah-hyuck!
December 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Lmaooo when your movies bomb and you see the support Sabrina Carpenter got for telling the WH to fuck off
Sydney Sweeney Shares Emotional Response to Controversial American Eagle Jeans Ad: 'I'm Against Hate' (Exclusive)
Sydney Sweeney addressed her controversial American Eagle denim campaign, which featured the slogan "Sydney Sweeney has great jeans," in an exclusive interview with PEOPLE. See her response.
people.com
December 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Relatable Corvid
December 3, 2025 at 9:27 PM
guy who posts himself cumming everyday on twitter gets cancelled for reusing/grok generating posts cause he's too depressed
December 3, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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i’m genuinely so convinced all of this has been a planned operation by the student and her mother (who is commenting on this publicly, and associated closely with the republican party), and big far right propaganda account going all in on it. this is designed to oust trans people from public life
December 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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right-wingers love to complain about "fake jobs" centered around gender studies or woke whatever but they're also the prime demographic of the most fake job of all - saying slurs online and getting infinite free money from wealthy right-wing oil baron donations after receiving mild backlash
December 1, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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if ai is so good why is there no bj?
November 29, 2025 at 3:40 AM