The Arcane Nibbler
@arcanenibbler.bsky.social
Two brows, one low, one high, have I, motherfucker.
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I’m off to search for Cat Island. Hope to see you there. 🐾
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I’m off to search for Cat Island. Hope to see you there. 🐾
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On a tiny boat lost on the Great Sea of Worries:
Dad, when we get to Cat Island, can we build a big fort with lots of platforms and secret passages for the cats to play on. Can we, dad?
Of course son, when we get to Cat Island.
We’ll make it to Cat Island, won’t we dad?
…of course we will, son…
Dad, when we get to Cat Island, can we build a big fort with lots of platforms and secret passages for the cats to play on. Can we, dad?
Of course son, when we get to Cat Island.
We’ll make it to Cat Island, won’t we dad?
…of course we will, son…
🎶 I heard a music in me
I heard a sound inside
I heard a man remind me
Of what lives inside
How do you love?
And how do you care?
And how do you live and believe?
Do you look away? 🎶
youtu.be/vDp5eDaGupM?...
I heard a sound inside
I heard a man remind me
Of what lives inside
How do you love?
And how do you care?
And how do you live and believe?
Do you look away? 🎶
youtu.be/vDp5eDaGupM?...
I Met A Man
YouTube video by Toni Childs - Topic
youtu.be
December 20, 2025 at 1:23 AM
🎶 I heard a music in me
I heard a sound inside
I heard a man remind me
Of what lives inside
How do you love?
And how do you care?
And how do you live and believe?
Do you look away? 🎶
youtu.be/vDp5eDaGupM?...
I heard a sound inside
I heard a man remind me
Of what lives inside
How do you love?
And how do you care?
And how do you live and believe?
Do you look away? 🎶
youtu.be/vDp5eDaGupM?...
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Ever hear someone say something is too chocolatey? Those words should ONLY be used in like, "I'd like two chocolatey doughnuts, please."
December 19, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Ever hear someone say something is too chocolatey? Those words should ONLY be used in like, "I'd like two chocolatey doughnuts, please."
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Diego Rivera
"Melancholy Promenade", 1904
oil on canvas
"Melancholy Promenade", 1904
oil on canvas
December 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Diego Rivera
"Melancholy Promenade", 1904
oil on canvas
"Melancholy Promenade", 1904
oil on canvas
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When will they just put the weed right into the macaroni and cheese, man?
December 14, 2025 at 9:44 AM
When will they just put the weed right into the macaroni and cheese, man?
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Oh, the weather outside is frightful
But the fire, it's so delightful
And though we've no place to go
No more snow!
Please no more snow!
No more snow!
But the fire, it's so delightful
And though we've no place to go
No more snow!
Please no more snow!
No more snow!
December 14, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Oh, the weather outside is frightful
But the fire, it's so delightful
And though we've no place to go
No more snow!
Please no more snow!
No more snow!
But the fire, it's so delightful
And though we've no place to go
No more snow!
Please no more snow!
No more snow!
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There's an old saying around here but I can't find it because the folk wisdom feed is all Beck went Hollywood so we got two chickens and a guinea fowl
December 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
There's an old saying around here but I can't find it because the folk wisdom feed is all Beck went Hollywood so we got two chickens and a guinea fowl
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Left little abstract notes of meaning with hints of on and on around the house, just as a side effect but I don't even know of what. The next time I make rambling fun of karma pills I think I'll trail off quickly
December 13, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Left little abstract notes of meaning with hints of on and on around the house, just as a side effect but I don't even know of what. The next time I make rambling fun of karma pills I think I'll trail off quickly
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Sometimes my kids will present me with something so profound, that I am forced to reflect on my own life choices, like why did I have kids
December 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Sometimes my kids will present me with something so profound, that I am forced to reflect on my own life choices, like why did I have kids
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Soured cream? What fraîche hell is this.
December 13, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Soured cream? What fraîche hell is this.
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Men are moody bitches just as often as women are.
And it turns out that they get just as angry as women do when you ask them if they have PMS when they're cranky.
And it turns out that they get just as angry as women do when you ask them if they have PMS when they're cranky.
December 9, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Men are moody bitches just as often as women are.
And it turns out that they get just as angry as women do when you ask them if they have PMS when they're cranky.
And it turns out that they get just as angry as women do when you ask them if they have PMS when they're cranky.
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Adults are so disappointing
December 13, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Adults are so disappointing
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Sorry I’m posting so much they forgot to take my phone for bedtime
December 13, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Sorry I’m posting so much they forgot to take my phone for bedtime
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"Tell people there’s an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure."
George Carlin
George Carlin
December 13, 2025 at 7:12 AM
"Tell people there’s an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure."
George Carlin
George Carlin
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Reliving the same moment like the pages of a book you just keep reading over and over attentionlessly "If this is a gif war I'd better use a fighting search word, fight or fight or gif war"
December 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Reliving the same moment like the pages of a book you just keep reading over and over attentionlessly "If this is a gif war I'd better use a fighting search word, fight or fight or gif war"
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I wish I was a rainbow nudibranch.
December 12, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I wish I was a rainbow nudibranch.
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Happy Howlidays..Cooper 🐾
December 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Happy Howlidays..Cooper 🐾
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I couldn't watch the documentary My Octopus Teacher because the streaming service experienced tentacle difficulties.
December 13, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I couldn't watch the documentary My Octopus Teacher because the streaming service experienced tentacle difficulties.
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They should make eyelids for nostrils to block out all the old lady perfume on the bus today
November 20, 2025 at 11:37 PM
They should make eyelids for nostrils to block out all the old lady perfume on the bus today
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Usual reminder to those negotiating the information superhighway this month:
Take care
It's drunk selfie season
Take care
It's drunk selfie season
December 12, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Usual reminder to those negotiating the information superhighway this month:
Take care
It's drunk selfie season
Take care
It's drunk selfie season
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The Inuit may well have 50 or so words for snow but that's nothing compared to the number of ways my wife has for letting me know what a disappointment I am.
February 9, 2025 at 1:21 PM
The Inuit may well have 50 or so words for snow but that's nothing compared to the number of ways my wife has for letting me know what a disappointment I am.
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feel bad because I didn't ♻️ the original at the time...and don't know who is responsible! But some of you saw it.
Anyways I'll condense here. I gave it a shot, an was a fun thing to try.
"For good posture, imagine lasers from your nipples aimed at their face."
Anyways I'll condense here. I gave it a shot, an was a fun thing to try.
"For good posture, imagine lasers from your nipples aimed at their face."
December 12, 2025 at 4:10 AM
feel bad because I didn't ♻️ the original at the time...and don't know who is responsible! But some of you saw it.
Anyways I'll condense here. I gave it a shot, an was a fun thing to try.
"For good posture, imagine lasers from your nipples aimed at their face."
Anyways I'll condense here. I gave it a shot, an was a fun thing to try.
"For good posture, imagine lasers from your nipples aimed at their face."
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Tom Waits, because Tom is very patient.
December 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Tom Waits, because Tom is very patient.
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Now, a message from Rev. Thurl H. "Skeet" Ravenscrof:
Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor. My mom is coming, so you know what that means. We have to find a hot fireman to jump out of a cake? God bless.
Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor. My mom is coming, so you know what that means. We have to find a hot fireman to jump out of a cake? God bless.
December 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Now, a message from Rev. Thurl H. "Skeet" Ravenscrof:
Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor. My mom is coming, so you know what that means. We have to find a hot fireman to jump out of a cake? God bless.
Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor. My mom is coming, so you know what that means. We have to find a hot fireman to jump out of a cake? God bless.