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The Arcane Nibbler
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Two brows, one low, one high, have I, motherfucker.

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Glanced out at the supermoon. Not impressed. May have been a streetlight, though.
Who up blitzkrieging they bop?
November 11, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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Lots of people don’t know or remember what it feels like to have $200 be life altering and I think none of those people should be in Congress
November 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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All the fleeting ghosts from the corners of your eyes are more apart than anything in front of you so please, keep them in mind sideways for the panoramic pick up lines, condemned tire swing matchmakings just laying around and around in your yard
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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Like a gargoyle trapped within a white picket fence.
November 11, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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Unlike the competitors, our holiday puppy chow is made with real Purina brand Puppy Chow because we care.
November 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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Morning has broken
November 11, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Babies are so weak. You don't hear me crying every time I crap my pants
November 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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As a diet hack, I have a protein-packed greek yogurt whenever I feel like a snack.

Now I need a hack for what do to with 30 empty yogurt containers every night.
November 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Never forget:

Cries rhymes with fries.
November 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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You can learn a lot about somebody by the little jean jackets they make for stray cats
November 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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accidentally wore my i’m a pussy ass bitch t-shirt and now i’m in congress
November 10, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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I read the news today, oh boy

(Use whenever applicable)
November 7, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Post something random for the collective amusement.
November 7, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Today's inspiration
November 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Searching through my Gallery for that perfect sacrilegious image from 2018 that I wanted to use today.
November 9, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Mean streets
November 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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A newly engaged neighbor asked me about marriage. I told him it's sort of like a museum. You have to be quiet and you can't really touch anything.
November 9, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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absurd is short for absolute turd
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I’ve got the milk. You bring the Apple Jacks.
November 10, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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You know how when you uncover enough universal truths you reach a free personal one, I just got a realizations on off switch
November 10, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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ALL I WANT IS TO BE LOVED, YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNTS.
November 10, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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Baking for the yearly “Bakesale for Jesus” event at my church and I just found out Brenda Freeman is bringing her Christ Krispie Treats even though I signed up to make them first.
November 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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G’nite sexy babies. Fun dreams 🖤🖤
two cats laying on a bed with a pillow that says ' flowers ' on it
ALT: two cats laying on a bed with a pillow that says ' flowers ' on it
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November 6, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Found some happiness laying on the ground and picked it up, eh? Good for you.
November 8, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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I just used my grandfather’s bench chisel to open a paint can. Anything goes. I sang a Sting song one octave down. Anything goes
November 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM