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The Arcane Nibbler
@arcanenibbler.bsky.social
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Two brows, one low, one high, have I, motherfucker.

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I can’t believe it. Siri finally told a funny joke.
What do you get when you cross a cow and an octopus? A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.
October 28, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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Of all the pictures I have of my parents, this wedding photo will always be my favorite.
B&W promotional still from the 1935 film The Bride of Frankenstein in which the flat-headed, bolt-necked monster lovingly caresses the hand of his bride whose body is stiff and unreceptive. She’s wearing a white, armless gown but her arms are still wrapped in bandages leftover from her recent creation. Her hair is tall and frizzy, pulled back and up at an angle. The sides of her hair are adorned with white wavy streaks that resemble lightning bolts.
October 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.
An image of Dopey from Disney’s 1937 animated classic Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
October 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Post something random or have an awful October
Screen shot taken from the TV show Farscape in which an explosion in space propels a humanoid alien toward the camera to the point where his face can be seen clearly for a fraction of a second. His right hand is raised and he appears to be wearing some kind of space suit, though his face is exposed. His face is dark pink and looks a bit skull-like. Whether this appearance is due to the explosion or is a characteristic of his species is unclear.
October 2, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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What’s your sign?
The Bates Motel sign (with vacancy) lit up at night in a shot from Alfred Hitchcock’s Psycho.
September 30, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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Post one of the most haunting shots in movie history from a film made before the year 2000
B&W frame of the dance of death shot from Ingmar Bergman’s 1957 classic, The Seventh Seal. Death, scythe in hand, leads a line of six souls, all seen in silhouette, up a hill toward their destiny.
August 12, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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Photo of two WVU college football players standing next to each other. The first player’s jersey says Dingle. The other says Berry.
August 11, 2025 at 8:21 AM
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A man stands in an empty room in which the walls and floor are covered with a large yellow grid. It’s a Star Trek holodeck.
August 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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If you’re seeing this, post a pic on your device without context.
Barney Rubble and Fred Flintstone as hot gay bears. They’re heavily tatted, wearing earrings, and sporting perfectly trimmed beards. Fred appears to be the dom.
July 20, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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Me and my Bluesky mutuals.
The cast of Farscape
July 8, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Zuck: The average American has three friends.
L to R: Daryl, Daryl, and Larry from the ‘80s sitcom, Newhart.
May 2, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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Describe yourself with a Building.
Photo of a tiny, run down, boarded-up, old shack of a house.
April 12, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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If you see this, post a pic from your device without any explanation
Abstract photo featuring a series of light blue lines running diagonally through most of the frame that appear smudged. At the bottom left are three shorter, clearly defined yellow lines that run parallel to the blue ones.
April 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Repost with an image of your favourite James Bond (wrong answers only)
Image of Don Adams as Maxwell Smart from Get Smart holding his shoe phone up to his ear.
April 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Post a warning
Max von Sydow as the evil Emperor Ming in the 1980 camp classic, Flash Gordon. He’s majestic and sinister with his bald head, Fu Manchu mustache, and long, villainous goatee as he slowly walks up the unseen steps, rising up in the frame like some levitating god. He’s wearing an elaborate, regal bright red outfit adorned in gold. The background is a simple field of an intensely red hue. He’s flanked on either side by two slanted, bright gold architectural features that look like the eaves of roofs.
March 27, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Age yourself with a cartoon you watched as a kid
Underdog
March 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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If you see this, post a vampire and pass it on
Dracula from the stop motion animated film Mad Monster Party
March 15, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Now that he no longer has to share the litter boxes, my surviving kitty, Clarence has taken to hanging out in them. Has anyone ever seen this before?
A gray and white cat reclining in a freshly scooped litter box
March 12, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Gonna take the opportunity this #Caturday to celebrate my buddy Ace who died on Monday. RIP friend.
A black kitten on a window sill A black kitty laying on a blue card table with his head hanging over the edge A black kitty with his head sticking out of a trash can A baby black kitty “hiding” behind a small plastic leaf on a cat toy
March 9, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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What I’m wearing to the Oscars tonight.
B&W image of John Hurt as The Elephant Man cloaked and hooded.
March 2, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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I have the same experience every day when I get out of bed.
A CBS News headline that reads “Astronaut Suni Williams, stuck in space, says she’s “trying to remember what it’s like to walk.
January 28, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Ordered a sink strainer and they sent me this.

#shrinkflation
A tiny stainless steel disk with holes in it rests on my index finger. It’s a pipe screen.
January 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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At Eyewear Professionals we’ll replace your lenses no matter what happens to them, even if they’re shattered by a bullet passing through on its way to your brain.
Legendary frame from Eisenstein’s Battleship Potemkin showing a woman screaming after being shot in the eye. She is wearing pince-nez glasses. Her right lens has been shattered and blood pours from the eye. Her left lens is twisted down over her cheek.
January 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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I am being relentlessly pursued by a ho-bot named Alexia or some similar variation. I block and then another bot follows. If they’re going to waste my time, they could at least pester me with a man-ho ho-bot. Does the rainbow flag in my profile mean nothing?
Bio of a ho-bot named Alexah. She says she’s 18 and claims to be my foodie gf. She follows 3.4K people and has 64 followers. She has no posts, just a link and the phrase “no take backsies.”
January 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Tf you lookin’ at?
A mean looking dog is heading down a set of stairs but has stopped half way to stare fiercely at the camera.
December 27, 2024 at 5:38 PM