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The Arcane Nibbler
@arcanenibbler.bsky.social
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Two brows, one low, one high, have I, motherfucker.

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The Arcane Nibbler @arcanenibbler.bsky.social · 16d
On a tiny boat lost on the Great Sea of Worries:

Dad, when we get to Cat Island, can we build a big fort with lots of platforms and secret passages for the cats to play on. Can we, dad?

Of course son, when we get to Cat Island.

We’ll make it to Cat Island, won’t we dad?

…of course we will, son…
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porcelainsiren.bsky.social
a little skyline sparkle ✨️
a closeup of glass ornaments of many colors
December 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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21stcenturyeric.bsky.social
TFW you open a can of worms and they are all holding additional cans of worms in their wildly improbable worm hands.
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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2tickytacky.bsky.social
In heaven, I'll always have something to blow my nose into.
November 11, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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jimmylabe.bsky.social
remember, team, there's no "i" in "illiterate."
November 28, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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tuskjenkins.bsky.social
If you know what you're doing then know it quietly, I'm trying to make an outline for a step by step subjectivity I can believe in over here
November 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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outonthemoors.bsky.social
What I say into the mirror each morning:
Handwritten sign, on ringbinder lined paper, pinned to a wall: "YOU LOOK GREAT YOUR TEETH ARE SHARP. YOUR EYES ARE LUMINOUS. THE TOWN FOLK WHISPER YOUR IN HUSHED TONES"
May 28, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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outonthemoors.bsky.social
Another disapproving post
A small yellow bollard with triangles where ropes/chains can be attached that look like little arms akimbo. Someone has drawn on two black lines like frowning eyebrows to complete the indignant look
May 21, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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twosense.bsky.social
[mom scrolling my skeet link]

your Penis jokes were not that popular. I told you.
November 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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ficklenuts.bsky.social
I ate the lump of seasoning in my bag of Doritos and tasted god
I lump of pure nacho cheese Doritos seasoning
November 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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pamtoo.bsky.social
It was when you brought me a 2:17 a.m. crunch wrap that I knew you were the one.
November 30, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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tuskjenkins.bsky.social
Wildest desires are not part of quarantine because you kept them so hidden away. I would like to escape in one, but just to be on the safe side are there any satisfied by a whole town taking turns in your blimp
November 30, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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urs-annex.bsky.social
Look, I just really like reading this combination of words, okay?
arcanenibbler.bsky.social The Arcane Nibbler @arcanenibbler.bsky.social · 2d
Sergeant Bell Pepper’s Artichoke Hearts Club Sandwich Band
November 30, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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wakeupangry.bsky.social
Post your favourite "Transformers" character. Wrong answers only.
November 29, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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outonthemoors.bsky.social
Jesus having too much fun to take the wheel
A set of rosary beads hanging from a car's rear view mirror, above human hands gripping the steering wheel. The Christ-figure isn't nailed to the cross at the end of the beads, however, he's facing forward and flying along hanging onto the crossbeam. (Pic from an old Peugeot ad)
November 29, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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jimusic.bsky.social
What decade do you think produced the most revolutionary shift in popular music?
November 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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pamtoo.bsky.social
There are times when it is completely silent on all 17 of my social media apps where I wonder if I still exist.
November 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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hankfinch.bsky.social
It’s funny when I remember that the band Sleigh Bells tried to sue a band for using the same drumming time signature they used.

Like if you could own time signatures, get your copyright on 4:4 timing and rake in that dough
November 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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justmike.bsky.social
I decided I needed a change, so I heated up some soup using the back burner. I don't often take risks this big, but sometimes it is needed.
November 29, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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outonthemoors.bsky.social
Single-panel cartoon by Gary Larson. A duck stands in the open doorway to his home, being confronted by (presumably) his wife. He's saying: "Yeah? Well, I'll tell you who your friend saw me with - a decoy! That's who!"
November 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
arcanenibbler.bsky.social
All I want is one more Kate Bush album before I die.
November 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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zomfie.bsky.social
You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Four Australian magpies in the distance on a rural cricket oval in the late afternoon.
November 29, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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outonthemoors.bsky.social
Post your warning label
Sign at a mini-golf course: "This hole is not for everyone. Know your limitations. Play at your own risk."
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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thatbrenna.bsky.social
You've just died. The 6th pic in your phone gallery is what killed you
A pic of Sculley from x files and it says techno-anarchists
November 29, 2025 at 9:05 AM
arcanenibbler.bsky.social
Sergeant Bell Pepper’s Artichoke Hearts Club Sandwich Band
November 29, 2025 at 9:09 AM