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Richard L Pastore 📚🏳️‍🌈
@rlpastore.bsky.social
Joined: Jun 11, 2023

Author of the fantasy comedies:
- The Devil and the Wolf
- Perseus Kills His Grandfather
Author website: https://rlpastore.com/

I post humor, writing stuff, & photos from my yard.
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Morning has broken
November 11, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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On this Veterans Day, I wanted to share more memories of my Dad...from a page of a scrapbook my grandmother made for him while he was serving in WWII. It's a letter that he wrote to the local newspaper while he was overseas...I know it's faded but I hope you find it as interesting as I did...
November 11, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Judge a seafood restaurant by the art in its Ladies Room.
November 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Ponta de São Lourenço 🌅
November 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I’d say it was like being a Mets fan, but the Mets never gave up a commanding lead because the other team pinky-swore they would probably lose a game to them sometime next year.
November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I have a feeling Morticia would keep this one. 🌱📸📷
November 10, 2025 at 5:43 PM
“It requires non-algorithmic understanding, which by definition is beyond algorithmic computation and therefore cannot be simulated. Hence, this universe cannot be a simulation.”

is exactly what I would program someone in my simulation to say. 😈

news.ok.ubc.ca/2025/10/30/u...
UBCO study debunks the idea that the universe is a computer simulation - UBC's Okanagan News
New study uses logic and physics to definitively answer one of science's biggest questions
news.ok.ubc.ca
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Democrats once again snatching defeat from the jaws of victory just days after the country provided an overwhelming vote of confidence.
November 10, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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Do you plug your phone into a rental car to charge? Never do that. My spec ops brother reminded me of this when he was out recently. The car saves your info. Names, where you’ve traveled, etc etc etc. He showed me on his rental. Incredible. All that data saved by the car.
a bald man with a beard has the words " do n't ever do that again " on his face
ALT: a bald man with a beard has the words " do n't ever do that again " on his face
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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My nephew’s dog is patiently waiting for someone to play ball with her.
November 10, 2025 at 1:08 PM
In a nutshell review:
Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein

- Not 100% faithful, but more so than all others
- Very long
- Very beautiful
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Cowards die many times before their deaths,
The valiant never taste of death but once.
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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My mom was talking about Peter Thiel, but her tongue got twisted and she accidentally swapped the opening consonants and it came out sounding like "Tater Peel" and I think I'm going to call him that from now on.
November 10, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Reposting for visibility.

I'll have the items a few more days, but if there's no one that's interested in them I'll donate them. ✌🏻

#SPN #Supernatural #SPNFamily #Merch
Hey #SPNFamily & #Destiel lovers!

I've got an Impala (Baby) ITA bag that's never been used that I'd like to re-home.

I have a few hardcover #GISH books & 3x shirts to offer, a well loved Sam pillow by Atomic Bombshell, & a lovingly handcrafted OOAK Sam mug from an offline artist as well.
November 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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This sent me to Google. I've never seen one before. Nice moire on the dorsal fin.
November 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
An arctic blast is due Tuesday so it’ll be a final bow for the garden this year.
📸📷🌱
November 9, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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My weekend read! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Merman's Delight by @skynightshade.bsky.social

This is a sweet, sumptuous, spicy, queer romance between a merman and a human lighthouse keeper
🧜‍♂️🌊🥚🫦

Really enjoyed this. It was just the right length to devour over my weekend.
💙📚🌈 #lgbt #fantasy #books #merman #Achillean
November 9, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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Japanese maple looking very Canadian this morning.
November 9, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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Share a TV series from the 1960s you love

My choice: The Saint
November 9, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Ruin Christmas for giant corporations by making 26 December the new Black Friday this year.
November 9, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Ah memories of Christmas. Eggnog, sleigh rides, and the warmth of the fireplace.

Except we had Swiss Miss instant cocoa, slipping on icy sidewalks, and the heat came from the anger erupting from my father when the lights he tested 5 times failed once the tree was fully decorated.🎄
November 9, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Reenactment of what I do all day.
November 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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What an absurd suggestion!

As the poet said: YOU’R PWRGUE HERRING IF YUI PLIIES
November 8, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Thanks to our inept US Congress, instead of flying & risking getting stranded, I’m driving my 83 yo mom 11+ hours to New England today to visit her grandson (my nephew) who has grade-4 brain cancer.

Yes, that’s purposely melodramatic, but my point is: Our elected officials need to do their jobs. 😡
November 8, 2025 at 5:14 PM