Matthew (not the apostle)
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As a wise man once said
October 31, 2025 at 12:32 AM
As a wise man once said
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Cringe signs prove your protest movement has broken containment
October 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Cringe signs prove your protest movement has broken containment
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That took a turn or two
August 11, 2025 at 11:41 AM
That took a turn or two
JFC this whole era in this country is just so fucking insulting
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July 18, 2025 at 1:41 AM
JFC this whole era in this country is just so fucking insulting
I need this on a bumper sticker or T-shirt or skywriting or postcards or something.
Zinn people, man, I dunno, it's 2025, read a second book
July 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I need this on a bumper sticker or T-shirt or skywriting or postcards or something.
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The Senators that voted 'yes' on this disastrous bill represent more than 30 million FEWER Americans than the Senators that voted 'no.'
July 1, 2025 at 7:10 PM
The Senators that voted 'yes' on this disastrous bill represent more than 30 million FEWER Americans than the Senators that voted 'no.'
Who? Who the fuck says this? Fucking who?
June 15, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Who? Who the fuck says this? Fucking who?
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National media or just regular folks that do NOT know what the fuck they are talking about once again being loud and wrong while MN is struggling with tragedy.
How don't you have MN sources who can verify basic facts like "is the legislature in session?" Shut up. Quit your job. Log off. Fuck you.
How don't you have MN sources who can verify basic facts like "is the legislature in session?" Shut up. Quit your job. Log off. Fuck you.
June 14, 2025 at 2:32 PM
National media or just regular folks that do NOT know what the fuck they are talking about once again being loud and wrong while MN is struggling with tragedy.
How don't you have MN sources who can verify basic facts like "is the legislature in session?" Shut up. Quit your job. Log off. Fuck you.
How don't you have MN sources who can verify basic facts like "is the legislature in session?" Shut up. Quit your job. Log off. Fuck you.
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Watch the media today to get a feel for whether burning a Waymo is considered more newsworthy than shooting a state Senator.
June 14, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Watch the media today to get a feel for whether burning a Waymo is considered more newsworthy than shooting a state Senator.
I saw Eugene Mirman (voice of Gene on "Bob's Burgers"—I'm enough of a cartoon dork to recognize voice actors) having lunch at the same restaurant. He ordered the charcuterie and I tried sending him a refill on the pâté because *Gene*. But the waiter was, like, "dude, no, we don't refill pâté."
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I saw Eugene Mirman (voice of Gene on "Bob's Burgers"—I'm enough of a cartoon dork to recognize voice actors) having lunch at the same restaurant. He ordered the charcuterie and I tried sending him a refill on the pâté because *Gene*. But the waiter was, like, "dude, no, we don't refill pâté."
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More Americans voted for Senator Alex Padilla than for 48 of the 53 red state GOP U.S. Senators combined.
June 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
More Americans voted for Senator Alex Padilla than for 48 of the 53 red state GOP U.S. Senators combined.
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"It would be better PR to wave the American flag than the Mexican flag"
How about you shut the fuck up and go to the protests with said American flag, where you will no doubt be welcomed, and stop policing the cultural identity of unrelated human beings.
How about you shut the fuck up and go to the protests with said American flag, where you will no doubt be welcomed, and stop policing the cultural identity of unrelated human beings.
June 9, 2025 at 4:32 PM
"It would be better PR to wave the American flag than the Mexican flag"
How about you shut the fuck up and go to the protests with said American flag, where you will no doubt be welcomed, and stop policing the cultural identity of unrelated human beings.
How about you shut the fuck up and go to the protests with said American flag, where you will no doubt be welcomed, and stop policing the cultural identity of unrelated human beings.
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For some reason, I was just thinking about how Trump’s former chief of staff tried to warn us right before the election that Trump was a fascist who wanted to rule us like a dictator … and the New York Times put that story on page A12
June 8, 2025 at 3:42 AM
For some reason, I was just thinking about how Trump’s former chief of staff tried to warn us right before the election that Trump was a fascist who wanted to rule us like a dictator … and the New York Times put that story on page A12
Is… is this a dare?
Stephen Miller on Gov. J.B. Pritzker calling for mass protests:
“His comments…could be construed as inciting violence…This war that Democrat governors and mayors are waging against federal law enforcement. I mean, this is nullificationist behavior. This is secessionist behavior.”
“His comments…could be construed as inciting violence…This war that Democrat governors and mayors are waging against federal law enforcement. I mean, this is nullificationist behavior. This is secessionist behavior.”
April 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Is… is this a dare?
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An event to elect the most divine cat is called a catclave.
April 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
An event to elect the most divine cat is called a catclave.
Point understood and appreciated here. But it's weird how many people responding to this feel that agreement permits insulting the existence of the country and its language.
Like… do you see how "Luxembourg's made up hahaha" and "Canada is the 51st state" are kinda symptomatic of the same impulse?
Like… do you see how "Luxembourg's made up hahaha" and "Canada is the 51st state" are kinda symptomatic of the same impulse?
look, he’s not wrong about teacher pay more broadly, but anytime anyone shows you a country comparison graph that includes Luxembourg your instant reaction should be gtfo
We need the best educated workforce in the world.
We need the best teachers in the world.
We need to pay our teachers fairly for the important work they do.
No teacher in America should begin at less than $60,000 a year.
We need the best teachers in the world.
We need to pay our teachers fairly for the important work they do.
No teacher in America should begin at less than $60,000 a year.
April 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Point understood and appreciated here. But it's weird how many people responding to this feel that agreement permits insulting the existence of the country and its language.
Like… do you see how "Luxembourg's made up hahaha" and "Canada is the 51st state" are kinda symptomatic of the same impulse?
Like… do you see how "Luxembourg's made up hahaha" and "Canada is the 51st state" are kinda symptomatic of the same impulse?
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American communists: colonialism is good actually as long as it's Eastern Europeans that get colonized.
the soviets intervened against fascist reaction in hungary which occurred in the 1950s
April 19, 2025 at 8:47 AM
American communists: colonialism is good actually as long as it's Eastern Europeans that get colonized.
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I’m a really annoying scold about this but politics is a public-facing business. The Republican who’ll whisper what he really thinks about Trump to a reporter, anonymously, doesn’t matter. The Democrat who won’t put his name on a quote criticizing their strategy doesn’t matter.
April 16, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I’m a really annoying scold about this but politics is a public-facing business. The Republican who’ll whisper what he really thinks about Trump to a reporter, anonymously, doesn’t matter. The Democrat who won’t put his name on a quote criticizing their strategy doesn’t matter.
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I see everyone taking the Axios bait though.
April 16, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I see everyone taking the Axios bait though.
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I demand viewpoint diversity in the nation's police forces. From now on, every city has to hire 40% liberals.
April 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I demand viewpoint diversity in the nation's police forces. From now on, every city has to hire 40% liberals.
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Imagine not realizing who looks bad in this scenario
April 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Imagine not realizing who looks bad in this scenario
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"I didn't vote for" you did. Sorry. You did. Should have listened to the woke libtards instead of your roided out imaginary friends who told you kids were pooping in kitty litter at school
April 7, 2025 at 2:51 PM
"I didn't vote for" you did. Sorry. You did. Should have listened to the woke libtards instead of your roided out imaginary friends who told you kids were pooping in kitty litter at school
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My research on civil rights movement found nonviolent protests were generally more effective for growing coalition but, in absence of police and vigilante repression, many news outlets deemed peaceful protests not newsworthy.
Same challenge remains. frontpages.freedomforum.org/gallery?regi...
Same challenge remains. frontpages.freedomforum.org/gallery?regi...
April 7, 2025 at 5:20 AM
My research on civil rights movement found nonviolent protests were generally more effective for growing coalition but, in absence of police and vigilante repression, many news outlets deemed peaceful protests not newsworthy.
Same challenge remains. frontpages.freedomforum.org/gallery?regi...
Same challenge remains. frontpages.freedomforum.org/gallery?regi...