Matthew (not the apostle)
@zreckoplxb.bsky.social
🇱🇺🇪🇺 and 🇺🇸 with cats
OPERATION ONCE IN COLLEGE
November 16, 2025 at 4:28 AM
OPERATION ONCE IN COLLEGE
That's (unreasonably, I recognize) disappointing
November 15, 2025 at 10:20 PM
That's (unreasonably, I recognize) disappointing
Photos or it didn't happen
November 15, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Photos or it didn't happen
(impossible to be laudatory)
November 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
(impossible to be laudatory)
Reposted by Matthew (not the apostle)
As a wise man once said
October 31, 2025 at 12:32 AM
As a wise man once said
Reposted by Matthew (not the apostle)
Cringe signs prove your protest movement has broken containment
October 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Cringe signs prove your protest movement has broken containment
we are blessed
September 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM
we are blessed
"Do Us a Flavour" makes so much more sense now. It was Lay's auditioning to be the bribery snack of choice.
August 21, 2025 at 4:41 AM
"Do Us a Flavour" makes so much more sense now. It was Lay's auditioning to be the bribery snack of choice.
Holy shit. He took his seat in the House 29 days before I was born. And I'm eligible for, like, reduced auto insurance fees because of my age.
July 31, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Holy shit. He took his seat in the House 29 days before I was born. And I'm eligible for, like, reduced auto insurance fees because of my age.
* paper = passport
July 22, 2025 at 12:02 AM
* paper = passport
When I got my first passport in Luxembourg, I was gobsmacked—but when I left the paper office, the national cathedral bells played my favorite 🇱🇺 patriotic song. "We, too, have found the way to the eternal family of nations." I still get irritated at myself for getting so choked up. Congratulations.
July 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
When I got my first passport in Luxembourg, I was gobsmacked—but when I left the paper office, the national cathedral bells played my favorite 🇱🇺 patriotic song. "We, too, have found the way to the eternal family of nations." I still get irritated at myself for getting so choked up. Congratulations.
July 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM
This is what won against a dictator! Democracy is cringe. Beautiful, beautiful cringe. youtu.be/ZxV94BwGidE?...
Chile, la alegria ya viene English
YouTube video by Dan Curry
youtu.be
July 3, 2025 at 6:01 PM
This is what won against a dictator! Democracy is cringe. Beautiful, beautiful cringe. youtu.be/ZxV94BwGidE?...
A goal, not a projection.
June 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
A goal, not a projection.
This is how I imagine most of their lives in the near future.
a cartoon coyote is holding a sign that says how about ending this cartoon before i hit
ALT: a cartoon coyote is holding a sign that says how about ending this cartoon before i hit
media.tenor.com
June 18, 2025 at 2:51 AM
This is how I imagine most of their lives in the near future.
Okay, if you don't pitch that to A24 right now, I'm going to.
June 14, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Okay, if you don't pitch that to A24 right now, I'm going to.