Ham
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Australian. 30+. I don't know man, I just work here (He/him/whatever) 🖤⬜️💜
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My milkshake brings (3D6 + milkshaker's level) boys to the yard. For each soy milk in inventory, an extra 1D3 soy boys may be brought to the yard. My milkshake can be used when not in a yard, but only a fixed 1D4 boys will be brought, with no milkshaker's level-based adjustment.
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
My milkshake brings (3D6 + milkshaker's level) boys to the yard. For each soy milk in inventory, an extra 1D3 soy boys may be brought to the yard. My milkshake can be used when not in a yard, but only a fixed 1D4 boys will be brought, with no milkshaker's level-based adjustment.
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this cop wanted a shuppet, who is attracted to negative emotion, so he could use it to find people before they commit crimes. first thing it did was go to his wife who reluctantly revealed she’s resentful of how much he works and is never home.
it’s a fucking yakuza substory.
it’s a fucking yakuza substory.
October 18, 2025 at 2:07 PM
this cop wanted a shuppet, who is attracted to negative emotion, so he could use it to find people before they commit crimes. first thing it did was go to his wife who reluctantly revealed she’s resentful of how much he works and is never home.
it’s a fucking yakuza substory.
it’s a fucking yakuza substory.
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Demi overheard a British woman in Japan. From bigsofttitty.png ep 352 - I crave release
November 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Demi overheard a British woman in Japan. From bigsofttitty.png ep 352 - I crave release
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Need to somehow make this my default email signature.
November 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Need to somehow make this my default email signature.
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My list of qualifications
November 13, 2025 at 2:09 AM
My list of qualifications
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Amazing how many criminals get together and decide the first order of business is emailing each other about the crimes every three minutes
November 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Amazing how many criminals get together and decide the first order of business is emailing each other about the crimes every three minutes
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Again, to every videogame writer who wrote funny emails to read in an immersive sim/etc. where I rolled my eyes and said out loud, "lol like anyone would ever email something this on the nose", again, sorry, I was wrong, life sucks, you nailed it
November 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Again, to every videogame writer who wrote funny emails to read in an immersive sim/etc. where I rolled my eyes and said out loud, "lol like anyone would ever email something this on the nose", again, sorry, I was wrong, life sucks, you nailed it
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none of these so-called geniuses can string a sentence together
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 11:17 PM
none of these so-called geniuses can string a sentence together
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Fingers crossed the Steam Machine FINALLY comes equipped with the technology to let off a little burst of celebratory real steam when you beat a game. I can't believe this hasn't been a standard feature of consoles this far but hopefully Valve can do it.
November 12, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Fingers crossed the Steam Machine FINALLY comes equipped with the technology to let off a little burst of celebratory real steam when you beat a game. I can't believe this hasn't been a standard feature of consoles this far but hopefully Valve can do it.
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i think the world would b a better and more cutieful place if people understood the difference between “this is objectively bad” and “i would’ve done it differently” when critiquing media
November 12, 2025 at 9:25 PM
i think the world would b a better and more cutieful place if people understood the difference between “this is objectively bad” and “i would’ve done it differently” when critiquing media
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WoL and SOL are both discounted right now on the Nintendo Switch eShop. We've heard they run great on the Switch 2, even!
November 11, 2025 at 6:11 PM
WoL and SOL are both discounted right now on the Nintendo Switch eShop. We've heard they run great on the Switch 2, even!
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We don’t use generative AI at Strange Scaffold and I can confirm that a *lot* of other studios are not—whether indie or AAA.
Get outta here with this normalization bullshit.
Get outta here with this normalization bullshit.
“It’s important to assume every game company is now using AI.” Nexon CEO comments on role of human creativity as AI tools become the norm
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“It’s important to assume every game company is now using AI.” Nexon CEO comments on role of human creativity as AI tools become the norm - AUTOMATON WEST
In an interview following the launch of ARC Raiders, the CEO of Embark Studios' parent company Nexon shares his views on AI.
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November 12, 2025 at 3:25 AM
We don’t use generative AI at Strange Scaffold and I can confirm that a *lot* of other studios are not—whether indie or AAA.
Get outta here with this normalization bullshit.
Get outta here with this normalization bullshit.
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My last word on the matter
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
My last word on the matter
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This is one of the things I hate most about modern capitalism. The idea of making money has been fully peeled away from delivering any kind of goods or services that people would want to pay money for.
What a thrill to be part of @talkingpointsmemo.com's series about the past 25 years of digital media! I wrote about why private equity goons destroyed Deadspin and why it matters.
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I learned many surprising lessons from my 20 months as editor-in-chief of...
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November 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
This is one of the things I hate most about modern capitalism. The idea of making money has been fully peeled away from delivering any kind of goods or services that people would want to pay money for.
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"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
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Burnt match
November 11, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Burnt match
Last night I dreamed up the almost fully formed rules for a one-page TTRPG system, and when I woke up and thought about it I realised it doesn't actually need that much work to make it playable.
So I guess that's my next project now!
So I guess that's my next project now!
November 11, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Last night I dreamed up the almost fully formed rules for a one-page TTRPG system, and when I woke up and thought about it I realised it doesn't actually need that much work to make it playable.
So I guess that's my next project now!
So I guess that's my next project now!
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stole all my neighbour's patio furniture during the purge and now he's just gotta stand there and watch me enjoy it for a whole year
June 17, 2023 at 6:31 PM
stole all my neighbour's patio furniture during the purge and now he's just gotta stand there and watch me enjoy it for a whole year
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i had to restart my campaign because fucking the Pope utterly ruined Duchess Mathilda of Tuscany’s life 😭
CK3 is a game about the rewards of being loved by the pope vs the mortifying ordeal of having fucked the pope
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
i had to restart my campaign because fucking the Pope utterly ruined Duchess Mathilda of Tuscany’s life 😭
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you have more people who love you than any of these weenie billionaire losers
how cool is that
how cool is that
November 11, 2025 at 4:04 AM
you have more people who love you than any of these weenie billionaire losers
how cool is that
how cool is that
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