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We make Shadows Over Loathing, West of Loathing, Kingdom of Loathing (still going strong!) and are working on yet more Loathing.
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January 19, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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I regret to inform7 you ma'am but your son is dead. Your son is found in the Grey Hallway. The description of your son is "a poor soul who died in these hallowed halls." The son is wearing a backpack. The backpack is openable and closed.
September 11, 2024 at 1:26 AM
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Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale

Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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Non-Euclidean Cowboy
2022
January 18, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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Amazing what ancient people built even though they were all skeletons
January 17, 2026 at 4:31 AM
It's El Dia de los Muertos Borrachos in the Kingdom of Loathing.
January 16, 2026 at 3:34 AM
KoL: A few jewels we had overlooked can now be used in the Eternity Codpiece.
January 15, 2026 at 11:35 PM
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January 15, 2026 at 9:12 AM
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I got back into building gundam kits, so i ordered a couple for when I'm done with the current one. Then I thought, "wait, don't I have some gundam kits in the closet already" and yeah. And then i thought "i think there's some under the basement stairs too" and yeah. Now i have 22 gundam kits
January 14, 2026 at 9:11 PM
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This game has a daily challenge now, and it's often genuinely tricky. Highly recommend adding it to your list of morning puzzles. (You do have a list of morning puzzles, right?)

enclose.horse
enclose.horse
A puzzle game about enclosing horses.
enclose.horse
January 14, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
January 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
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Video games for adults.
January 12, 2026 at 7:08 PM
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Kingdom of Loathing required an English test to use the chat function
January 13, 2026 at 1:18 AM
KoL: Some items that were particularly potent at Crimbo have passed their expiration date and are now much more mediocre.
January 12, 2026 at 6:20 PM
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This is how they played The First of Us
🚨FLASH : on a retrouvé une manette de l'âge de pierre, indiquant que nos ancêtres jouaient déjà aux jeux vidéos.
January 10, 2026 at 7:21 PM
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This is just what you like to see on here
January 10, 2026 at 5:00 AM
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January 7, 2026 at 1:11 PM
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putting "[lie]" after a dialog choice is potentially the funniest tool in the game writer's toolbox
January 9, 2026 at 3:37 AM
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You're not ready for the name of the energy transition specialist at Heat Pump Association UK
January 7, 2026 at 12:06 PM
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The Potemkin Gang from West of Loathing
The fake McCoys
January 6, 2026 at 11:17 PM
For folks who've played it -- what're your high scores?
January 8, 2026 at 9:42 PM
It's Oyster Day in the Kingdom of Loathing.
January 8, 2026 at 3:34 AM
KoL: After 3 more rollovers, Crimbo Island will fade into the mists....
January 7, 2026 at 1:36 PM
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We're going to be recording a new episode of the Kingdom of Loathing podcast later this week. Submit questions here! www.kingdomofloathing.com/podquestions...
The Kingdom of Loathing
www.kingdomofloathing.com
January 5, 2026 at 9:52 PM