Ham
@zombieham.bsky.social
Australian. 30+. I don't know man, I just work here (He/him/whatever) 🖤⬜️💜
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its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further
March 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further
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The AI bubble RAM crisis is caused for non-existent problems by non-existent money for a non-existent infrastructure to meet non-existent demand to make non-existent business and will utterly destroy real business based on real demand and real infrastructure built with real money for real problems.
I understand framing the AI bubble RAM supply crisis in terms of stuff like video game consoles because nerds can conceptualize that but the framing does really undersell the sheer magnitude of how it's going to fuck up everything that even touches a computer.
February 16, 2026 at 9:54 PM
The AI bubble RAM crisis is caused for non-existent problems by non-existent money for a non-existent infrastructure to meet non-existent demand to make non-existent business and will utterly destroy real business based on real demand and real infrastructure built with real money for real problems.
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ONLY REAL ONES REMEMBER!!!
February 16, 2026 at 9:43 PM
ONLY REAL ONES REMEMBER!!!
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If you are angry about Epstein please take a moment to audit your own social circle for creeps ✌️
February 16, 2026 at 11:18 PM
If you are angry about Epstein please take a moment to audit your own social circle for creeps ✌️
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to think ahead in chess is the coward's way of playing
those with true courage do not think about even the move they are currently making
those with true courage do not think about even the move they are currently making
February 16, 2026 at 3:47 PM
to think ahead in chess is the coward's way of playing
those with true courage do not think about even the move they are currently making
those with true courage do not think about even the move they are currently making
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4 YR OLD NEPHEW: aunt rax are you younger than uncle sean
ME: yes baby i am a little bit
NEPHEW: so he’s going to die first
ME:
SEAN:
NEPHEW, CHEERFULLY: yes…he will die first.
ME: yes baby i am a little bit
NEPHEW: so he’s going to die first
ME:
SEAN:
NEPHEW, CHEERFULLY: yes…he will die first.
February 16, 2026 at 4:52 PM
4 YR OLD NEPHEW: aunt rax are you younger than uncle sean
ME: yes baby i am a little bit
NEPHEW: so he’s going to die first
ME:
SEAN:
NEPHEW, CHEERFULLY: yes…he will die first.
ME: yes baby i am a little bit
NEPHEW: so he’s going to die first
ME:
SEAN:
NEPHEW, CHEERFULLY: yes…he will die first.
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choose your fighter
February 16, 2026 at 5:05 PM
choose your fighter
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At our new Umbrella Training Facility you'll learn everything needed to move into a management role, including:
- operating the big clock that unlocks the meeting rooms
- fighting cockroaches
- collecting tiny statues of good and evil
- scrubbing the torture pool
- spreadsheets
- operating the big clock that unlocks the meeting rooms
- fighting cockroaches
- collecting tiny statues of good and evil
- scrubbing the torture pool
- spreadsheets
February 16, 2026 at 11:48 AM
At our new Umbrella Training Facility you'll learn everything needed to move into a management role, including:
- operating the big clock that unlocks the meeting rooms
- fighting cockroaches
- collecting tiny statues of good and evil
- scrubbing the torture pool
- spreadsheets
- operating the big clock that unlocks the meeting rooms
- fighting cockroaches
- collecting tiny statues of good and evil
- scrubbing the torture pool
- spreadsheets
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gen z is finally experiencing cultural obsolescence. gen alphas are going to feel the same way about this style of post as gen z’s feel about heckin doggos
February 16, 2026 at 8:11 PM
gen z is finally experiencing cultural obsolescence. gen alphas are going to feel the same way about this style of post as gen z’s feel about heckin doggos
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I admittedly understand the appeal of the Joker for the American male, as he has several things most will never have (avant-garde fashion sense, gift for physical humor, pussy from clown gf)
April 20, 2024 at 12:05 AM
I admittedly understand the appeal of the Joker for the American male, as he has several things most will never have (avant-garde fashion sense, gift for physical humor, pussy from clown gf)
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“I started the game, and Sonic and Tails were placed in the dreadful name of 'Dead Bodies Zone Act 1.3.‘ In case you did not know, 13 is the other number of the Devil, A.K.A Satan. I almost peed.”
February 16, 2026 at 7:49 PM
“I started the game, and Sonic and Tails were placed in the dreadful name of 'Dead Bodies Zone Act 1.3.‘ In case you did not know, 13 is the other number of the Devil, A.K.A Satan. I almost peed.”
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It's Aro Awareness Week! Shout out to my fellow Aros!
If you like fiction about aromantic characters -with partners and or friends- 23 of us (mostly aro ourselves) have put a book in this bundle.
The aro(aces) in my book, Manipulator's War, are building friendships.
♠️🌈📚💙 itch.io/b/3517/aroma...
If you like fiction about aromantic characters -with partners and or friends- 23 of us (mostly aro ourselves) have put a book in this bundle.
The aro(aces) in my book, Manipulator's War, are building friendships.
♠️🌈📚💙 itch.io/b/3517/aroma...
February 15, 2026 at 1:03 PM
It's Aro Awareness Week! Shout out to my fellow Aros!
If you like fiction about aromantic characters -with partners and or friends- 23 of us (mostly aro ourselves) have put a book in this bundle.
The aro(aces) in my book, Manipulator's War, are building friendships.
♠️🌈📚💙 itch.io/b/3517/aroma...
If you like fiction about aromantic characters -with partners and or friends- 23 of us (mostly aro ourselves) have put a book in this bundle.
The aro(aces) in my book, Manipulator's War, are building friendships.
♠️🌈📚💙 itch.io/b/3517/aroma...
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-Aha! My luck is turning~-
February 16, 2026 at 4:45 AM
-Aha! My luck is turning~-
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if you asked me to diagnose the western game industry's current problem it would start with "landlords have absorbed basically all disposable income"
February 15, 2026 at 8:03 AM
if you asked me to diagnose the western game industry's current problem it would start with "landlords have absorbed basically all disposable income"
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I know it's meant in good faith but "if we just made smaller scope games and charged 20-40 dollars for them it would fix the industry" is very funny to me. indies release like 20 of those a week on steam. are you buying them? is the industry fixed? no? hm. sounds like you need a different solution
February 15, 2026 at 8:01 AM
I know it's meant in good faith but "if we just made smaller scope games and charged 20-40 dollars for them it would fix the industry" is very funny to me. indies release like 20 of those a week on steam. are you buying them? is the industry fixed? no? hm. sounds like you need a different solution
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decluttering before the lunar new year (removing movies from my watchlist I was recommended by people whose film opinions I do not respect)
February 15, 2026 at 6:16 AM
decluttering before the lunar new year (removing movies from my watchlist I was recommended by people whose film opinions I do not respect)
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a valentine's day date to celebrate the season
February 14, 2026 at 4:29 PM
a valentine's day date to celebrate the season
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get ready -- in 64 years it will be time for KLAX again
February 15, 2026 at 12:33 AM
get ready -- in 64 years it will be time for KLAX again
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There are a lot of good feelings but making a woman laugh at your jokes is among the best of them.
February 14, 2026 at 11:21 PM
There are a lot of good feelings but making a woman laugh at your jokes is among the best of them.
I've just started playing this and it's a really good time!! Highly recommended 😊
Hello! I made a dice-builder rogue-like call Dead Finger Dice: The Billionaire Killing Game.
Play a sinister game of poker dice against blood-thirsty demon billionaires who’ve trapped you on their mega yacht.
Available on Steam!
store.steampowered.com/app/3512300/...
Play a sinister game of poker dice against blood-thirsty demon billionaires who’ve trapped you on their mega yacht.
Available on Steam!
store.steampowered.com/app/3512300/...
February 14, 2026 at 11:54 PM
I've just started playing this and it's a really good time!! Highly recommended 😊
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sometimes, if you’re up early enough, you can hear them turn the birds on
February 11, 2026 at 9:27 AM
sometimes, if you’re up early enough, you can hear them turn the birds on
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Cupid is interesting because until I was a parent I didn’t understand the idea of a baby who gets to decide when two people have sex
February 14, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Cupid is interesting because until I was a parent I didn’t understand the idea of a baby who gets to decide when two people have sex