Ham
@zombieham.bsky.social
Australian. 30+. I don't know man, I just work here (He/him/whatever) 🖤⬜️💜
Last night I dreamed up the almost fully formed rules for a one-page TTRPG system, and when I woke up and thought about it I realised it doesn't actually need that much work to make it playable.
So I guess that's my next project now!
So I guess that's my next project now!
November 11, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Last night I dreamed up the almost fully formed rules for a one-page TTRPG system, and when I woke up and thought about it I realised it doesn't actually need that much work to make it playable.
So I guess that's my next project now!
So I guess that's my next project now!
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stole all my neighbour's patio furniture during the purge and now he's just gotta stand there and watch me enjoy it for a whole year
June 17, 2023 at 6:31 PM
stole all my neighbour's patio furniture during the purge and now he's just gotta stand there and watch me enjoy it for a whole year
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i had to restart my campaign because fucking the Pope utterly ruined Duchess Mathilda of Tuscany’s life 😭
CK3 is a game about the rewards of being loved by the pope vs the mortifying ordeal of having fucked the pope
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
i had to restart my campaign because fucking the Pope utterly ruined Duchess Mathilda of Tuscany’s life 😭
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you have more people who love you than any of these weenie billionaire losers
how cool is that
how cool is that
November 11, 2025 at 4:04 AM
you have more people who love you than any of these weenie billionaire losers
how cool is that
how cool is that
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I am about to take a double dose of edibles so please understand I am not responsible for anything I post starting in one hour
November 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I am about to take a double dose of edibles so please understand I am not responsible for anything I post starting in one hour
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It’s a shame that GTA VI has been delayed but I’m excited by Rockstar’s promise that the extra time will allow them to give all the pedestrians in the game “a rich inner life” and “the capacity to actually experience pain”
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
It’s a shame that GTA VI has been delayed but I’m excited by Rockstar’s promise that the extra time will allow them to give all the pedestrians in the game “a rich inner life” and “the capacity to actually experience pain”
My boss's boss saw me in my @slimyswampghost.bsky.social hoodie earlier and simply commented "well I don't know who that man is".
November 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM
My boss's boss saw me in my @slimyswampghost.bsky.social hoodie earlier and simply commented "well I don't know who that man is".
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going on twitter now is like the dark world part of link to the past, where the shape of things is roughly the same only now instead of the friendly villagers there's some demihuman freak snarling at you going "welcome to the village of assholes!! we hate you!!" also the trees shoot bombs now
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
going on twitter now is like the dark world part of link to the past, where the shape of things is roughly the same only now instead of the friendly villagers there's some demihuman freak snarling at you going "welcome to the village of assholes!! we hate you!!" also the trees shoot bombs now
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The Fighting Polygon Team gets up to some real shit in their off hours
November 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The Fighting Polygon Team gets up to some real shit in their off hours
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sort of incredible to read a review that doesn't just made a vague nod at AI being bad, but actively reckons with the ways in which falling obsessively to AI usage actively obliterates the artistic intent and integrity of the work you've made.
November 10, 2025 at 4:59 PM
sort of incredible to read a review that doesn't just made a vague nod at AI being bad, but actively reckons with the ways in which falling obsessively to AI usage actively obliterates the artistic intent and integrity of the work you've made.
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predator is a slasher movie and arnold schwarzenegger is the final girl
November 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM
predator is a slasher movie and arnold schwarzenegger is the final girl
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My latest at @comicsjournal.bsky.social: I talked to @oglaf.bsky.social! Not the character, but rather, the people who create it.
They don't do many interviews, so this was a real treat. They're funny people! Turns out they're not super private, just...really bad at PR?
www.tcj.com/talking-ogla...
They don't do many interviews, so this was a real treat. They're funny people! Turns out they're not super private, just...really bad at PR?
www.tcj.com/talking-ogla...
Talking Oglaf with Trudy Cooper and Doug Bayne: 'We'd stay up all night drawing stuff to make each other laugh' - The Comics Journal
Other than some time off every year for Christmas, Trudy Cooper and Doug Bayne have delivered a new Oglaf comic, skewering fantasy tropes with absolutely not safe for work humor, every week since 2008...
www.tcj.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
My latest at @comicsjournal.bsky.social: I talked to @oglaf.bsky.social! Not the character, but rather, the people who create it.
They don't do many interviews, so this was a real treat. They're funny people! Turns out they're not super private, just...really bad at PR?
www.tcj.com/talking-ogla...
They don't do many interviews, so this was a real treat. They're funny people! Turns out they're not super private, just...really bad at PR?
www.tcj.com/talking-ogla...
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Sitting in a waiting room listening to two people in their 70s talking about how they used to have to buy chickens and kill them at home if they wanted meat. Just going forever on this. And then one of them said “life was simpler then.” It sounds like it wasn’t!
November 10, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Sitting in a waiting room listening to two people in their 70s talking about how they used to have to buy chickens and kill them at home if they wanted meat. Just going forever on this. And then one of them said “life was simpler then.” It sounds like it wasn’t!
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Dracula hazing prank gone wrong 😱
November 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Dracula hazing prank gone wrong 😱
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Just making this line my entire game writing portfolio
November 13, 2024 at 3:17 PM
Just making this line my entire game writing portfolio
Gotta say, it's actually a nice change to step outside and hear loud construction sounds from the neighbours we like, rather than loud club music from the neighbours we hate.
November 9, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Gotta say, it's actually a nice change to step outside and hear loud construction sounds from the neighbours we like, rather than loud club music from the neighbours we hate.
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no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
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last night my husband told me that the moment he fell in love with me was six years ago, before we even met, when he saw these pictures of me trapped in santacon hell lmao
November 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
last night my husband told me that the moment he fell in love with me was six years ago, before we even met, when he saw these pictures of me trapped in santacon hell lmao
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Only a few more weeks to get your paranormal aspec stories to us!
Whether it's goofy, downright weird, spooky and suspenseful, or cosy and comforting - we want to read them 👻
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Whether it's goofy, downright weird, spooky and suspenseful, or cosy and comforting - we want to read them 👻
🌈📚
Open call for submissions!
Seeking paranormal stories that centre asexual, aromantic, and aspec characters
Ghouls and ghosts, werewolves and vampires, cryptids and those that search for them — we want to see them 👀👻
Open from Sept. 15th to November 30th
paranormal-aspecs.carrd.co
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Seeking paranormal stories that centre asexual, aromantic, and aspec characters
Ghouls and ghosts, werewolves and vampires, cryptids and those that search for them — we want to see them 👀👻
Open from Sept. 15th to November 30th
paranormal-aspecs.carrd.co
🌈📚🪐💙
![Submission Guidelines:
Please email your submission to phenomenapress@gmail.com with '[STORY TITLE] - Aspec Paranormal Anthology' in the subject line
Include: name, email address, WIP title, word count and short synopsis
For more info: paranormal-aspecs.carrd.co/](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6y2wrm5quhazhnyqdv5juitq/bafkreidtw3pamwju3i6adkefnay2erods34ticm5mxjvwurcanhre7rd6i@jpeg)
November 9, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Only a few more weeks to get your paranormal aspec stories to us!
Whether it's goofy, downright weird, spooky and suspenseful, or cosy and comforting - we want to read them 👻
🌈📚
Whether it's goofy, downright weird, spooky and suspenseful, or cosy and comforting - we want to read them 👻
🌈📚
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ME: [extremely burnt out] I need to take the day off to relax
ALSO ME: I wonder if there is a way that I could relax that would be more productive
ALSO ME: I wonder if there is a way that I could relax that would be more productive
December 13, 2024 at 9:11 PM
ME: [extremely burnt out] I need to take the day off to relax
ALSO ME: I wonder if there is a way that I could relax that would be more productive
ALSO ME: I wonder if there is a way that I could relax that would be more productive
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Reminding me of a very funny bit from a manga where the artist kept drawing heights wrong
September 8, 2024 at 2:11 AM
Reminding me of a very funny bit from a manga where the artist kept drawing heights wrong
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I was hoping whatever was bursting out of the guy's chest in Alien would be something nice
November 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I was hoping whatever was bursting out of the guy's chest in Alien would be something nice