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Paperback Paradise
@paperbackparadise.bsky.social
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The world's #1 used book store. Come visit us at the edge of eternity.
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https://paperbackparadise.bigcartel.com/
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found in a stack of books
Jewel case cover for a budget pc game about horse riding. Cover features a girl on a horse with the horse being the primary focus. Title and copy text read: Make it Look Like a HORSE ACCIDENT A blue ribbon features the text: play as a horse! Hurt children! Pc cd rom logo reads: NO COPS - NO PROBLEMS ESRB rating logo reads: HELL YEAH I HATE THEM KIDS
December 3, 2024 at 4:42 PM
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Photo of a bookmark feature a pensive horse with its mane flowing in the wind. Text reads If someone tries to move your bookmark I will destroy them
December 12, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Fantasy book cover featuring warriors holding their swords, a man riding a cat beast in the foreground holds an extra long sword up. Cover copy and title read: THE ONLY QUEST THAT MATTERS WHO GOT THE LONGEST SWORD? THIS IS NOT A PENIS THING IT'S ABOUT SWORDS By PIRTH RASSLEMIN review blurb: Not about holding your own penis. Realms Magazine WARNING: NOT ABOUT A MAN'S PENIS
September 10, 2024 at 3:41 PM
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You can get all 45 Paperback Paradise postcards for just $25 🎄sale ends Friday ☃️ shop: paperbackparadise.bigcartel.com/product/ever...
Photo of a postcard Featuring the Book cover for the novelization of AMADEUS, cover text reads: DID YOU FOR REAL JUST BREAK MY GARFIELD COLLECTOR'S MUG FROM MCDONALD'S? A TRAGEDY BY SADDENED FREN THAT WAS MY FAVORITE MUG SO MANY GOOD TIMES HAVING A DRINK ALL GONE NOW
December 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Photo of a bookmark featuring a poor drawing of an anime guy with the text I’m a manga maniac! And I’m lonely!
December 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Now you can mail this postcard to your dad 👽 paperbackparadise.bigcartel.com/product/pape...
Photo of a postcard featuring the paperback paradise book The Alien That Sucked Me Dry, additional copy reads: a male alien blew me and it was so good I’m gay now Back of The Alien That Sucked Me Dry featuring the following written message: Hey dad, this happened to me!! See you at Christmas…
December 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Enjoy all 40 Paperback Paradise bookmarks for just $20 ☃️ shop: paperbackparadise.bigcartel.com/product/ever...
Photo of two paperback paradise bookmarks - first one features a photo of an hourglass on top of a dusty tome and reads One of these days I’m going to finish that other book - it’s not my fault they made two good books Second bookmark features of photo of a frog and reads Need to remember dis page? FROGETTABOUTIT I’ll have my boys look after your spot Ey yo I’m in the freaking mafia
December 2, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Photo of a cookbook for Thanksgiving that features a roast turkey, turkey wraps, and turkey kebabs on the cover. Copy and title read YUMMIE! IT'S... FAMILY DAY OF FLESH FIFTY SCARY RECIPES TO MAKE YOUR FAMILY HAPPY THEIR MOUTHS WILL BE RIPPING. FLESH AND SMILING Review blurb reads: What you will do to turkey body will disturb you. Attributed to Traumatized Dinner Lover BY SICKOS WHO DO THIS FOR FUN
November 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Photo of a vintage science fiction book with an illustrated cover depicting a man wearing a beautiful powder blue leotard with a purple belt holding a spear and gesturing to a cheetah that prowls in front of him. Title reads: WHOSE CAT IS THIS? HE GAVE HER A BATH AND A FLEA COLLAR BUT SHE'S GONNA NEED A COUPLE SHOTS By Blanche Futt PART 5 IN THE STRAY WARDEN SAGA
November 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Halloween sounds cassette tape featuring Dracula with his hand to his ear. Text and title reads PAPERBACK PARADISE PRESENTS LISTENING TO THE WOLF MAN TAKE A PISS AND OTHER DREARY DRAINERS DRACULA IS A FREAK WHO LISTENS TO PISS AND THIS IS HIS PERSONAL LIBRARY OF ALL THE MONSTERS PISSING Track listing and copy reads: SIDE ONE: Wolfman's howling piss, Mummy's trickle piss, Creature's Piss Lagoon SIDE TWO: Frankenstein (huge piss warning), Invisible Man (ambient piss), skeletons crying cause they can't piss but really want to This program is honestly a violation of trust. The parties involved did not know they were being recorded but thankfully monsters are not allowed in courtrooms so there will be zero charges pressed and all proceeds will go to Dracula. Maybe if you are rich for long enough you start doing fucked up shit like this. Yes, Dracula is rich.
October 10, 2024 at 4:23 PM
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it’s Halloween time
Photo of a Halloween sounds cassette, copy and title reads LISTEN IF YOU DARE TO THE FRIGHTENING SOUNDS OF HALLOWEEN SEX FUCK: THIS TAPE IS NASTY AS HELL. ZOMBIES HAVING SEX IN GRAVES, DUSTY MUMMY WRAPS COMING UNDONE, GRIM REAPERS SUCKING EACH OTHER’S FOREVERDICKS, WHIPS, CHAINS, VEINS, AND PAIN!
October 30, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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October 23, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Book cover for the classic alien abduction book Communion that features a ‘grey’ alien face with a slight smirk. Title and copy read: THE ALIEN THAT SUCKED ME DRY A MALE ALIEN BLEW ME AND IT WAS SO GOOD I'M GAY NOW BY DEVIN HERTING LADIES, YOU'LL JUST NEVER UNDERSTAND
January 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Book cover for Pet Cemetery featuring an angry cat’s face hissing as a silhouette of a man stares off. Text and title read: I just FED YOU Stop yelling at me...
October 31, 2024 at 6:20 PM
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Wish your family a happy Halloween with this autismal Paperback Paradise postcard set 🎃 9 haunted postcard 👻 2 possessed bookmarks 💀💀💀 paperbackparadise.bigcartel.com/product/pape...
Photo of a paperback paradise postcard featuring the erotic horror cassette HALLOWEEN SEX
October 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Photo of a vintage book cover featuring Dracula dropping gold coins onto his pile of gold coins, he’s smiling as he clearly is a greedy individual. A full skeleton lays on the pile of gold, perhaps it is one of his girlfriends. A naked woman looms in the background for some reason. Copy and title read: HOW DID DRACULA GET RICH? Selling Frankenstein’s Feet Pix Online By Herman Baldsack Dracula made a fortune off of Frankenstein's feet without his permission and he is a disgusting piece of garbage for that
October 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Photo of a vintage book cover featuring a linen closet with the door opening slightly revealing a smiling skeleton inside. Copy and title read: When lonely nights turn bonely Secret Sex Skeleton PORRIDGE FIRM
October 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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It’s sex month- I mean, monster month
Photo of two deeply sexual Paperback Paradise bookmarks. First one reads i only like books that haveGraphic SkeletonSeX Scenes’ accompanied by a woman and a skeleton making out with additional text: ‘aw hell yeah — this is what i'm talkin' about’ Second bookmark features a slyly sexual demon winking at you with the text: GO AHEAD slide this bookmark in between them pages all the way down to the crack of that spine cause you know i'm a damn BOOK FREAK
October 6, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Halloween postcards are now available 🎃 9 haunted titles, 2 freaky bookmarks - only 10 possessed dollars 💀 mail this one to your dad!

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Photo of a postcard featuring the paperback paradise book ‘The Room Where Dracula Sucks His Own Dick’
October 3, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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it’s time
Photo of a vintage illustrated book cover, a naked woman mourns her naked boyfriend(?) who is lying on the ground unconscious, presumably dead, as many skeletons loom over him victorious. An award with a review are featured at the top of the cover: INTERNATIONAL PISS AWARD "Pee came out fast." - SIGRIN GROWTH Book title and copy read: SKELETONS FUCKED UP MY NAKED HUSBAND AN EVENING OF LOVE-MAKING TURNS INTO GRAVE-DIGGING WHEN JEALOUS SKELETONS SHOW UP AND BEAT A MAN TO DEATH FOR TRYING TO NUT ON A FULL MOON BY HERMAN FILTH
October 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Got some bookmarks from @paperbackparadise.bsky.social. I have invested wisely.
5 bookmarks from Paperback Paradise with things printed on them, such as: "If someone tries to move your bookmark I will destroy them" (with a picture of a horse) "One of these days l am going finish other book that I was reading before I started this one. It's not my fault they made two good books." "I found this book in the trash" "Ever wonder what happens after death? Move my bookmark and find out." "World's worst reader"
September 12, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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reading just one book could drive you psychotically insane
September 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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nearing the end of stock for these large Paperback prints, they’re all just $10 🔥 many demented designs to choose from 🫡 shop: paperbackparadise.bigcartel.com/category/pri...
photo of a print featuring the paperback paradise title Man Hell
September 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Photo of a vhs for an episode of the Animorphs tv show that features a boy transforming into a dog. Titles and copy read GOD’S PUNISHMENT NOW YOU EAT DOG SHIT the inner thoughts of the child float around his transformation, they read: What’s happening? Sure could go for some dog shit I eat dog shit now? What did I do? Wish I was eating dog shit right now A promotional graphic proclaims A boy turns into a dog and eats dog shit for lying Part 1 the sins of children series
September 11, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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dog ear a book and Mayor McCheese will beat your ass
Photo of a bookmark from McDonalds featuring Mayor McCheese that reads Please use me as your bookmark 'cause I fly into a rage whenever I see someone fold the corner of a page.
September 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM