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Paperback Paradise
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The world's #1 used book store. Come visit us at the edge of eternity.
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https://paperbackparadise.bigcartel.com/
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it’s true it happened to me
Photo of my kitten relaxing in a box filled with packing paper
November 5, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Horrifying audio preview
October 30, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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J card tracklist for Halloween Sex cassette: The sordid sounds of Halloween: Horrifying graveyard orgy (zombies, ghouls, and skeletons), Eerie dicks, Creaking asses, Rattling tits, Howling mummy sex, Moaning undead pussies, Blood-curdling cums... and many more! FORGED IN HELL DISTRIBUTED BY A FLOATING SKELETON IN A CLOAK You must find him or summon him for more tapes
October 30, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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this incredible deal ends today
Image of two bookmarks, left one features a winking demon creature with the text: GO AHEAD slide this bookmark in between them pages all the way down to the crack of that spine cause you know i'm a damn BOOK FREAK Right bookmark features a man with a gun pointed at him, text reads: STEP BACK! this book is protected by THE SECOND AmENDmENT
October 19, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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these were all found while hunting for new covers over the summer
October 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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it sold immediately but Bergman on Bergman still available
October 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Hey that’s on the back cover
October 10, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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also in this scary set
October 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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If Dr Frankenstein made a man that he is Dr Frankenstein’s son. Full name: The Monster Frankenstein
October 9, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Back cover synopsis for Selling Frankenstein’s Feet Pix Online FRANKENFEET FOR SALE Read the hastily scrawled note posted everywhere from the account DRAXHOTPIX32. Dracula was not good at the computer, but he did know how to take pictures with his phone and send them to people who paid him - which is exactly what he did with all the photos he took of Frankenstein's bare feet crushing over-ripened fruit, wedding cakes, and miniature models of a pre-9/11 New York City. You see, Frankenstein has a bit of a destruction fetish; with mad scientist laboratories being his favorite thing to destroy. So when Dracula called him up and told him he had some things for him to step on, Frankenstein didn't think twice about stomping on over and crushing up a ground zero while Dracula snapped away. But when the Union of Monsters & Dark Creatures catches word of Dracula's scheme, they launch an investigation into the Frankenfeet operation. They discover that Frankenstein has not received one cent of the cold fortune Dracula amassed. Is it really exploitation if Frankenstein's feet aren't his own to begin with?' Dracula argues. Frankenstein was sewn together from the body parts of executed criminals, but is a frankenbody not his own? What follows is the great courtroom drama of our generation featuring all the famous monsters shouting at each other and yelling 'objection.' The Mummy is the judge. WOW, DRACULA IS A BAD PERSON. Martin J. Wolfman, Monster Times
October 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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really put the hottest part on this thing
Photo of the Back of the postcard which reads The Room Where Dracula Sucks His Own Dick The Prince of Darkness was on the ground with his pants around his ankles, defiantly stretching his body to an impossible position only achievable by the undead. He flicked his tongue like a snake until his mouth reached his ghoulish member - that's when he started going crazy on his cursed crotch. 'Oh hell no; Rachel whispered as the sounds of suck were so evil that it melted the paint off a painting of a smiling clown.
October 3, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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did you know that 100% of rules are made up?
October 3, 2025 at 8:11 PM