No Context Creepypasta Quotes IS TAKING TOO LONG
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THE SCAIRYEST PASTA QUOATS!!!
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THE SCAIRYEST PASTA QUOATS!!!
Feel free to submit quotes via DMs.
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“WHEN HE OPENED THE DOOR A SKELETON POPPED OUT”
"hmmm I'm done playing now I'm going to Finnish you off"
January 3, 2026 at 11:02 PM
"hmmm I'm done playing now I'm going to Finnish you off"
“when i was 5years old i had this toy lizard then one day i was normally whaching tv and it all of a sudden it hissed at me”
January 3, 2026 at 3:06 AM
“when i was 5years old i had this toy lizard then one day i was normally whaching tv and it all of a sudden it hissed at me”
”Dotexe is truly an evil being. If you took DNA from the devil, Bowser, and Ganondorf (but only ones for evil), and put them into the body of Jigglypuff, you'd get Dotexe.”
January 2, 2026 at 4:44 AM
”Dotexe is truly an evil being. If you took DNA from the devil, Bowser, and Ganondorf (but only ones for evil), and put them into the body of Jigglypuff, you'd get Dotexe.”
“Suddenly the door burst open, and the man with the Miyamoto mask came into the room, and I was cornered. 'You a should have a bought a 3DS too!' he howled, in his fierce fake Italian accent.”
January 2, 2026 at 12:15 AM
“Suddenly the door burst open, and the man with the Miyamoto mask came into the room, and I was cornered. 'You a should have a bought a 3DS too!' he howled, in his fierce fake Italian accent.”
Anyway sorry about the amount of Blood Whistle quotes.
It was an experiment with I guess “serialized quotes” as somewhat of a New Years special.
Sorry if it was tiring.
It was an experiment with I guess “serialized quotes” as somewhat of a New Years special.
Sorry if it was tiring.
January 1, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Anyway sorry about the amount of Blood Whistle quotes.
It was an experiment with I guess “serialized quotes” as somewhat of a New Years special.
Sorry if it was tiring.
It was an experiment with I guess “serialized quotes” as somewhat of a New Years special.
Sorry if it was tiring.
“This blog was the last recorded statement of Bradley before his death.
His roommate discovered him four hours after he made the last post. Bradley committed suicide using a recorder that he plunged through his trachea.”
His roommate discovered him four hours after he made the last post. Bradley committed suicide using a recorder that he plunged through his trachea.”
June 10th, 2012
“Campus police gave me a visit today. Apparently one of you had reported my comments related to suicide and claimed I was insane.”
June 11th, 2012
“Today being D-Day fits, because I'm fighting one hell of a war against this game (and a losing one at that).”
“Campus police gave me a visit today. Apparently one of you had reported my comments related to suicide and claimed I was insane.”
June 11th, 2012
“Today being D-Day fits, because I'm fighting one hell of a war against this game (and a losing one at that).”
June 9th, 2012
“It's me again. I had a horrible range of nightmares last night that are a direct result of playing this game.”
“It's me again. I had a horrible range of nightmares last night that are a direct result of playing this game.”
January 1, 2026 at 6:06 AM
“This blog was the last recorded statement of Bradley before his death.
His roommate discovered him four hours after he made the last post. Bradley committed suicide using a recorder that he plunged through his trachea.”
His roommate discovered him four hours after he made the last post. Bradley committed suicide using a recorder that he plunged through his trachea.”
SCARY new year!
BOO!
BOO!
January 1, 2026 at 6:02 AM
SCARY new year!
BOO!
BOO!
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“For me it's a sad tradition to spend the night by myself on New Year's Eve.”
January 1, 2026 at 3:47 AM
“For me it's a sad tradition to spend the night by myself on New Year's Eve.”
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“I cannot remember any of the things that were on my list of things to do. I will just have to sit here and do nothing,” said Toad.
December 31, 2025 at 2:37 PM
“I cannot remember any of the things that were on my list of things to do. I will just have to sit here and do nothing,” said Toad.
June 10th, 2012
“Campus police gave me a visit today. Apparently one of you had reported my comments related to suicide and claimed I was insane.”
June 11th, 2012
“Today being D-Day fits, because I'm fighting one hell of a war against this game (and a losing one at that).”
“Campus police gave me a visit today. Apparently one of you had reported my comments related to suicide and claimed I was insane.”
June 11th, 2012
“Today being D-Day fits, because I'm fighting one hell of a war against this game (and a losing one at that).”
June 9th, 2012
“It's me again. I had a horrible range of nightmares last night that are a direct result of playing this game.”
“It's me again. I had a horrible range of nightmares last night that are a direct result of playing this game.”
June 8th, 2012
“Well, I did it. I managed to clench the fickle fibers of my perception of reality long enough to play through world two.”
“Well, I did it. I managed to clench the fickle fibers of my perception of reality long enough to play through world two.”
December 31, 2025 at 7:10 PM
June 10th, 2012
“Campus police gave me a visit today. Apparently one of you had reported my comments related to suicide and claimed I was insane.”
June 11th, 2012
“Today being D-Day fits, because I'm fighting one hell of a war against this game (and a losing one at that).”
“Campus police gave me a visit today. Apparently one of you had reported my comments related to suicide and claimed I was insane.”
June 11th, 2012
“Today being D-Day fits, because I'm fighting one hell of a war against this game (and a losing one at that).”
“Slenderman was so sad he got a cocktail from his buddy Blenderman”
December 31, 2025 at 2:19 AM
“Slenderman was so sad he got a cocktail from his buddy Blenderman”
June 9th, 2012
“It's me again. I had a horrible range of nightmares last night that are a direct result of playing this game.”
“It's me again. I had a horrible range of nightmares last night that are a direct result of playing this game.”
June 8th, 2012
“Well, I did it. I managed to clench the fickle fibers of my perception of reality long enough to play through world two.”
“Well, I did it. I managed to clench the fickle fibers of my perception of reality long enough to play through world two.”
June 6th, 2012
“I played some of the game today. Obviously my friend was misinformed, as I have played all the way through 1-3 and have found nothing irregular.”
June 7th, 2012
“I wish I hadn't unlocked that secret. This game will be the bane of my existence.”
“I played some of the game today. Obviously my friend was misinformed, as I have played all the way through 1-3 and have found nothing irregular.”
June 7th, 2012
“I wish I hadn't unlocked that secret. This game will be the bane of my existence.”
December 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
June 9th, 2012
“It's me again. I had a horrible range of nightmares last night that are a direct result of playing this game.”
“It's me again. I had a horrible range of nightmares last night that are a direct result of playing this game.”
’”Ohhh...NOW TELL ME UR PASS WORD ILL GIVE U A SPIKE’
‘It's ##########,’ I told him my password.
He grinned and hacked onto my account.“
‘It's ##########,’ I told him my password.
He grinned and hacked onto my account.“
December 30, 2025 at 4:42 AM
’”Ohhh...NOW TELL ME UR PASS WORD ILL GIVE U A SPIKE’
‘It's ##########,’ I told him my password.
He grinned and hacked onto my account.“
‘It's ##########,’ I told him my password.
He grinned and hacked onto my account.“
June 8th, 2012
“Well, I did it. I managed to clench the fickle fibers of my perception of reality long enough to play through world two.”
“Well, I did it. I managed to clench the fickle fibers of my perception of reality long enough to play through world two.”
June 6th, 2012
“I played some of the game today. Obviously my friend was misinformed, as I have played all the way through 1-3 and have found nothing irregular.”
June 7th, 2012
“I wish I hadn't unlocked that secret. This game will be the bane of my existence.”
“I played some of the game today. Obviously my friend was misinformed, as I have played all the way through 1-3 and have found nothing irregular.”
June 7th, 2012
“I wish I hadn't unlocked that secret. This game will be the bane of my existence.”
December 29, 2025 at 6:32 PM
June 8th, 2012
“Well, I did it. I managed to clench the fickle fibers of my perception of reality long enough to play through world two.”
“Well, I did it. I managed to clench the fickle fibers of my perception of reality long enough to play through world two.”
June 6th, 2012
“I played some of the game today. Obviously my friend was misinformed, as I have played all the way through 1-3 and have found nothing irregular.”
June 7th, 2012
“I wish I hadn't unlocked that secret. This game will be the bane of my existence.”
“I played some of the game today. Obviously my friend was misinformed, as I have played all the way through 1-3 and have found nothing irregular.”
June 7th, 2012
“I wish I hadn't unlocked that secret. This game will be the bane of my existence.”
December 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM
June 6th, 2012
“I played some of the game today. Obviously my friend was misinformed, as I have played all the way through 1-3 and have found nothing irregular.”
June 7th, 2012
“I wish I hadn't unlocked that secret. This game will be the bane of my existence.”
“I played some of the game today. Obviously my friend was misinformed, as I have played all the way through 1-3 and have found nothing irregular.”
June 7th, 2012
“I wish I hadn't unlocked that secret. This game will be the bane of my existence.”
“A little backstory to how I got into my current situation. I woke up this morning and got in my car. I put the keys in and turned them. I pulled out of my driveway.”
December 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM
“A little backstory to how I got into my current situation. I woke up this morning and got in my car. I put the keys in and turned them. I pulled out of my driveway.”
"Evan cried and charged at me. I jumped away, but the axe clipped my shin, causing me to involuntarily make a snow angel."
December 27, 2025 at 4:06 AM
"Evan cried and charged at me. I jumped away, but the axe clipped my shin, causing me to involuntarily make a snow angel."
Not a quote but I love my wife :)
December 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Not a quote but I love my wife :)
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I just got that one EVIL dinky ass rider from Kirby Air Riders
December 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I just got that one EVIL dinky ass rider from Kirby Air Riders
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Game: A VG Boxart Christmas (Christmas Card)
Console: Nintendo Wii
Created by: Kirbylore
Uploaded on: December 25th, 2007
Console: Nintendo Wii
Created by: Kirbylore
Uploaded on: December 25th, 2007
December 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Game: A VG Boxart Christmas (Christmas Card)
Console: Nintendo Wii
Created by: Kirbylore
Uploaded on: December 25th, 2007
Console: Nintendo Wii
Created by: Kirbylore
Uploaded on: December 25th, 2007
I intended to change the account image for December but never got around to it lol
Anyway, feel free to submit creepypasta related images to use as a PFP. Cuz I got nothing.
Anyway, feel free to submit creepypasta related images to use as a PFP. Cuz I got nothing.
December 26, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I intended to change the account image for December but never got around to it lol
Anyway, feel free to submit creepypasta related images to use as a PFP. Cuz I got nothing.
Anyway, feel free to submit creepypasta related images to use as a PFP. Cuz I got nothing.
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Alice why's your mother so christmas-themed and jollypilled
December 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Alice why's your mother so christmas-themed and jollypilled
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have a very sadako christmas
December 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
have a very sadako christmas
“Pickle Chin, we need your help.
Dave still has the gun. He still has it. He still has it. He has it still.”
Dave still has the gun. He still has it. He still has it. He has it still.”
December 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
“Pickle Chin, we need your help.
Dave still has the gun. He still has it. He still has it. He has it still.”
Dave still has the gun. He still has it. He still has it. He has it still.”