Yas Langley
@yaslangley.bsky.social
I don’t post but boy do I repost
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So they went with another Catholic, huh?
May 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
So they went with another Catholic, huh?
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gonna start taking pics with my hand on my belly even though I’m not pregnant, they don’t own that pose
January 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
gonna start taking pics with my hand on my belly even though I’m not pregnant, they don’t own that pose
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I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
February 13, 2025 at 8:45 AM
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
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this was a fun trip. this one was on there like six times
January 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
this was a fun trip. this one was on there like six times
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These boops were made for Walken
December 29, 2024 at 6:20 PM
These boops were made for Walken
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if you delay my airport beer by 1.5 seconds doing this i’m ending up on the no-fly list
Just found out about the aesthetic airport security tray pic trend and I'm ready to end it all
December 29, 2024 at 8:33 PM
if you delay my airport beer by 1.5 seconds doing this i’m ending up on the no-fly list
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A useful feature they could add to bluesky is labels to clarify if someone in your feed is going through a personal crisis or live reacting to football
December 28, 2024 at 2:28 PM
A useful feature they could add to bluesky is labels to clarify if someone in your feed is going through a personal crisis or live reacting to football
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My Christmas sweater won an "ugliest person" contest.
December 24, 2024 at 5:49 PM
My Christmas sweater won an "ugliest person" contest.
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Might fuck around and sleep in heavenly peace later
December 24, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Might fuck around and sleep in heavenly peace later
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MISSED CONNECTION: I was the guy who posed nude for your class. You were the math professor who called campus security
December 19, 2024 at 4:33 PM
MISSED CONNECTION: I was the guy who posed nude for your class. You were the math professor who called campus security
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If a guy were to tell me we're standing under the mistletoe I would simply scream and throw up
December 19, 2024 at 4:41 PM
If a guy were to tell me we're standing under the mistletoe I would simply scream and throw up
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Sigh... This is the part of the job I hate. *works 9-5, Monday-Friday*
December 16, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Sigh... This is the part of the job I hate. *works 9-5, Monday-Friday*
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her: you’ve become very unsociable
me: *sitting alone in the dark staring at my phone* don’t be ridiculous I am as one with the butterfly
me: *sitting alone in the dark staring at my phone* don’t be ridiculous I am as one with the butterfly
December 1, 2024 at 6:40 PM
her: you’ve become very unsociable
me: *sitting alone in the dark staring at my phone* don’t be ridiculous I am as one with the butterfly
me: *sitting alone in the dark staring at my phone* don’t be ridiculous I am as one with the butterfly
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The internet was better when the modem screamed.
November 25, 2024 at 6:05 PM
The internet was better when the modem screamed.
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[handing mixtape to doctor]
please, my beats, they're very sick
please, my beats, they're very sick
November 24, 2024 at 4:24 PM
[handing mixtape to doctor]
please, my beats, they're very sick
please, my beats, they're very sick
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[Pictionary timer buzzes]
Picasso: it was a cow
Me: it certainly the fuck was not
Picasso: it was a cow
Me: it certainly the fuck was not
May 13, 2024 at 10:39 PM
[Pictionary timer buzzes]
Picasso: it was a cow
Me: it certainly the fuck was not
Picasso: it was a cow
Me: it certainly the fuck was not
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[being chased by killer]
ME: *frantically pressing crosswalk button*
ME: *frantically pressing crosswalk button*
November 16, 2024 at 11:48 PM
[being chased by killer]
ME: *frantically pressing crosswalk button*
ME: *frantically pressing crosswalk button*
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i would fuck this room up with one plate of spaghetti
November 21, 2024 at 4:00 AM
i would fuck this room up with one plate of spaghetti
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astronaut: can’t believe i haven’t had sex in three years
mission control: ummm ok, prepare to launch
mission control: ummm ok, prepare to launch
November 20, 2024 at 6:48 PM
astronaut: can’t believe i haven’t had sex in three years
mission control: ummm ok, prepare to launch
mission control: ummm ok, prepare to launch