WitWright
@witwright.bsky.social
He/him. Itinerant hobbyist. Currently collecting mechanical keyboards, woodwind instruments, HEMA equipment, and indie RPGs.
This is your periodic reminder that wrestling is sick as hell and should be curriculum in all HEMA clubs.
November 20, 2025 at 1:25 AM
This is your periodic reminder that wrestling is sick as hell and should be curriculum in all HEMA clubs.
Me at HEMA practice
impossible to kill, easy to defeat
November 19, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Me at HEMA practice
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every driver is evil. if you have a car, you become evil while you're driving. that's simply the nature of the machine. "self-defensive driving" is a technique you must master to defend against your driver self, who desperately wants to run over pedestrians and cyclists
November 19, 2025 at 3:37 PM
every driver is evil. if you have a car, you become evil while you're driving. that's simply the nature of the machine. "self-defensive driving" is a technique you must master to defend against your driver self, who desperately wants to run over pedestrians and cyclists
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I am increasingly of the opinion that people who change menus and look and feel of computer software just so that you know it's a new version should be personally forced to play tech support to my mother for five months.
November 19, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I am increasingly of the opinion that people who change menus and look and feel of computer software just so that you know it's a new version should be personally forced to play tech support to my mother for five months.
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I guess "modern American masculinity is a neotenous emotional state where the culture permits, and even cultivates, juvenile developmental qualities into adulthood" is just a fancy way of saying "everyone is twelve now"
Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino "also revered Starship Troopers, Robert Heinlein's 1959 military sci-fi classic about an interstellar war between humans and alien bugs - a book his sister says he still reads to this day."
An endless amount of deranged details in this interview with Greg Bovino's sister, but most notably that his uncle produced the Jack Nicholson movie The Border and the depiction of the agent as corrupt radicalized him as a 12-yr-old.
"Since then, he was like, 'Dude, I want to do Border Patrol.'"
"Since then, he was like, 'Dude, I want to do Border Patrol.'"
November 18, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I guess "modern American masculinity is a neotenous emotional state where the culture permits, and even cultivates, juvenile developmental qualities into adulthood" is just a fancy way of saying "everyone is twelve now"
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when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
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forum culture is a great introduction to the internet because it teaches you both to be humble, and that no matter how well you think you've designed rules for a community to be fair and transparent, you always need a "no assholes/no bad vibes" exception because someone WILL test every clause
November 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
forum culture is a great introduction to the internet because it teaches you both to be humble, and that no matter how well you think you've designed rules for a community to be fair and transparent, you always need a "no assholes/no bad vibes" exception because someone WILL test every clause
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I've been in love with this one since I first discovered it.
November 16, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I've been in love with this one since I first discovered it.
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Look at that craftsmanship: the Euclidean geometry of it, the subtle imperfections in icing. All haloed by years of compounding jpeg comprehension artifacts. Someone made this with their hands and others shared it and reshared it, for years. AI could never
November 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Look at that craftsmanship: the Euclidean geometry of it, the subtle imperfections in icing. All haloed by years of compounding jpeg comprehension artifacts. Someone made this with their hands and others shared it and reshared it, for years. AI could never
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There’s an objectively correct answer to this question and it’s from a video game and I’m tired of anyone pretending it’s anything other than the one we all know it is
what’s your favorite line delivery
November 15, 2025 at 2:39 AM
There’s an objectively correct answer to this question and it’s from a video game and I’m tired of anyone pretending it’s anything other than the one we all know it is
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Being observed today so I guess I'll go through the slit on the left
November 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Being observed today so I guess I'll go through the slit on the left
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this is the song that plays when I get an extra mozarella stick
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
this is the song that plays when I get an extra mozarella stick
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[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
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I simply refuse to accept that police ever have to look like this. this is just pure cosplay. it should be illegal for cops to be dressed like soldiers going to war.
November 13, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I simply refuse to accept that police ever have to look like this. this is just pure cosplay. it should be illegal for cops to be dressed like soldiers going to war.
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I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke
history is a fucking joke lmao
history is a fucking joke lmao
November 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke
history is a fucking joke lmao
history is a fucking joke lmao
Two of my buddies wanted to do a bear crawl race. The first ambled comfortably on all fours, and the second immediately ate shit, stood up, sprinted after the first, and still lost.
had an awful day. please reply with your favorite memory someone that totally ate shit in a physical way that isn’t a total bummer
November 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Two of my buddies wanted to do a bear crawl race. The first ambled comfortably on all fours, and the second immediately ate shit, stood up, sprinted after the first, and still lost.
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Finally, Gabecube
Steam Frame, Steam Controller, Steam Machine announcement is expected soon, here's a first look!
November 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Finally, Gabecube
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ok one last post -- oldheads are always going to "why is the web dying.... how can we get the kids invested in the free and open web"
bro the kids can't read. that's why the web is dying. first things first
bro the kids can't read. that's why the web is dying. first things first
November 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
ok one last post -- oldheads are always going to "why is the web dying.... how can we get the kids invested in the free and open web"
bro the kids can't read. that's why the web is dying. first things first
bro the kids can't read. that's why the web is dying. first things first
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This is so unbelievably true though
November 11, 2025 at 3:48 PM
This is so unbelievably true though
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All of this suddenly makes so much more sense to me
November 11, 2025 at 3:51 AM
All of this suddenly makes so much more sense to me
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November 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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some years, Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day just completely sneaks up on you
November 10, 2025 at 1:28 PM
some years, Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day just completely sneaks up on you