matthew
@m.pahuski.com
soup enthusiast, sports enjoyer, transit rider
📍Philadelphia (via Chicago)
📍Philadelphia (via Chicago)
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second place in the comic division for an overtly left-wing political message??? including a costume that says “go birds fuck ice free palestine” on the back????? WOKE 2.0 IS HERE. WE ARE NOT ASKING.
January 2, 2026 at 4:46 PM
second place in the comic division for an overtly left-wing political message??? including a costume that says “go birds fuck ice free palestine” on the back????? WOKE 2.0 IS HERE. WE ARE NOT ASKING.
Found out they postponed the competition because of the weather chaos in the morning and though a very Scrooge-esque "then I haven't missed it!" to myself. Sounds like it was rough stuff, hope everyone's ok.
Man I am so mad right now that I goofed up my schedule and didn’t realize how late the string bands were on. Not making that mistake in 2027!!
January 2, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Found out they postponed the competition because of the weather chaos in the morning and though a very Scrooge-esque "then I haven't missed it!" to myself. Sounds like it was rough stuff, hope everyone's ok.
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went back and grabbed the full video of her intro. absolutely incredible
🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌
🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌
January 2, 2026 at 2:16 PM
went back and grabbed the full video of her intro. absolutely incredible
🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌
🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌
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Jan 1: this is the year of new Me
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
January 1, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Jan 1: this is the year of new Me
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
Give the NYC Ferry social media team a bonus for this one
January 2, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Give the NYC Ferry social media team a bonus for this one
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You don't need drugs or alcohol to have fun. You just need to imagine Werner Herzog saying "ballin" like Jim Jones. He is doing the fadeaway jump shot motion.
January 2, 2026 at 2:45 AM
You don't need drugs or alcohol to have fun. You just need to imagine Werner Herzog saying "ballin" like Jim Jones. He is doing the fadeaway jump shot motion.
Triples makes it safe. Triples is best.
January 2, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Triples makes it safe. Triples is best.
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Indiana fans can legally uproot an In-N-Out and take it home now
January 2, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Indiana fans can legally uproot an In-N-Out and take it home now
- first female string band captain
- in drag as Elvis
- officiating a real interracial marriage
Woke 2 is gonna hit like Reggie White
- in drag as Elvis
- officiating a real interracial marriage
Woke 2 is gonna hit like Reggie White
January 2, 2026 at 12:02 AM
- first female string band captain
- in drag as Elvis
- officiating a real interracial marriage
Woke 2 is gonna hit like Reggie White
- in drag as Elvis
- officiating a real interracial marriage
Woke 2 is gonna hit like Reggie White
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Nine Delights 2026
January 1, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Nine Delights 2026
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every time they cut to this man on the sideline he looks like a dad whose son just told him there is a "study group meeting" that starts on 11pm on a friday night
January 1, 2026 at 9:57 PM
every time they cut to this man on the sideline he looks like a dad whose son just told him there is a "study group meeting" that starts on 11pm on a friday night
It's more important than ever not just to defend, but to vigorously advocate for, this vision of our country.
Mamdani: Where else can you hear the sound of the steel pan, savor the smell of sancocho, and pay $9 for coffee on the same block? Where else could a Muslim kid like me grow up eating bagels and lox every Sunday?
January 1, 2026 at 9:07 PM
It's more important than ever not just to defend, but to vigorously advocate for, this vision of our country.
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Can't wait to make hajj to mamdanistan
January 1, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Can't wait to make hajj to mamdanistan
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day one in mamdani’s new york
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 PM
day one in mamdani’s new york
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Bernie Sanders only has one inauguration look (this is today at the Mamdani inauguration)
January 1, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Bernie Sanders only has one inauguration look (this is today at the Mamdani inauguration)
Freezing, but it looks wonderful
January 1, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Freezing, but it looks wonderful
Group at Broad and Carpenter brought a whole couch to watch the parade
January 1, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Group at Broad and Carpenter brought a whole couch to watch the parade
The quote on the Ben Franklin flag says “tax this dick”
January 1, 2026 at 4:45 PM
The quote on the Ben Franklin flag says “tax this dick”
Guy in parade set this on my hood whilei was talking a pic and said “the men need beads too!!”
January 1, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Guy in parade set this on my hood whilei was talking a pic and said “the men need beads too!!”
Brass band playing “Thong Song” might be the thing that finally gets me okay with parades in general
January 1, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Brass band playing “Thong Song” might be the thing that finally gets me okay with parades in general
Happy New Year, Philadelphia
January 1, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Happy New Year, Philadelphia
Being able to navigate the Center City transit concourse is always handy, but it really pays off on a cold parade day
January 1, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Being able to navigate the Center City transit concourse is always handy, but it really pays off on a cold parade day
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BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 AM
BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins