matthew
@m.pahuski.com
soup enthusiast, sports enjoyer, transit rider
📍Philadelphia (via Chicago)
📍Philadelphia (via Chicago)
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*stands on guard for thee*
November 16, 2025 at 11:57 PM
*stands on guard for thee*
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Bears are the funniest team in football rn
honestly one of the funniest games I’ve seen. can’t make this up.
November 16, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Bears are the funniest team in football rn
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Bear down tonite 👀
Bear down tonight queen??
Bear down tonite 👀
Bear down tonight queen??
Bear down tonite 👀
November 16, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Bear down tonite 👀
Bear down tonight queen??
Bear down tonite 👀
Bear down tonight queen??
Bear down tonite 👀
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Marjorie Taylor Greene picking up on which way the wind is blowing is like watching a cat use the toilet. I always knew it was theoretically possible but it’s still unsettling to watch
November 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene picking up on which way the wind is blowing is like watching a cat use the toilet. I always knew it was theoretically possible but it’s still unsettling to watch
MTG's sincerity (or lack thereof) about this change of heart is irrelevant. It's objectively good that there is a lane opening up on the conservative side for people to come out and say "wow, that was really messed up, and we shouldn't have supported it"
BASH: We have seen these attacks from the president at other people. It's not new. And I haven't heard you speak out about it until it was directed at you.
MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: I think that's fair criticism. And I would like to say, humbly, I'm sorry for taking part in the toxic politics.
MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: I think that's fair criticism. And I would like to say, humbly, I'm sorry for taking part in the toxic politics.
November 16, 2025 at 3:36 PM
MTG's sincerity (or lack thereof) about this change of heart is irrelevant. It's objectively good that there is a lane opening up on the conservative side for people to come out and say "wow, that was really messed up, and we shouldn't have supported it"
Kind of tangential to the point, but I really do think the ever-growing speed and moral rot of modern consumer tech will lead to increased demand for slow, unconnected experiences in the near future.
Some inspiring words on cinema in the streaming era from the Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
November 15, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Kind of tangential to the point, but I really do think the ever-growing speed and moral rot of modern consumer tech will lead to increased demand for slow, unconnected experiences in the near future.
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Some inspiring words on cinema in the streaming era from the Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
November 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Some inspiring words on cinema in the streaming era from the Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
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![Brendan O'Hare @brendohare
[in a normal speaking voice from top
row of football stadium] Good luck
today guys](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:k5zurjvwdwxqwpvd4ggk3w76/bafkreihhmzzb536gcb7d4ukzpqumcoc6drj4upikk4bdrxxxqojp5obipu@jpeg)
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“Life is a constant process of dying.” ― Arthur Schopenhauer
November 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
“Life is a constant process of dying.” ― Arthur Schopenhauer
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she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 AM
she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
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It's Friday night baby
July 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
It's Friday night baby
Canadian-style official English/Spanish bilingualism for the US federal government
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Canadian-style official English/Spanish bilingualism for the US federal government
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MICHAEL STIPE: (roasting you) Egypt was troubled by your horrible ass
October 11, 2023 at 12:53 AM
MICHAEL STIPE: (roasting you) Egypt was troubled by your horrible ass
Never realized that one of the most perfect examples of surf rock was Midwestern. "Surfin' Bird" could be the name of a waterfowl-based hotdish recipe.
On this date: November 13, 1963. The Trashmen released their hit single, “Surfin’Bird.” Recorded at Kay Bank Studio, it spent 13 weeks on the Billboard charts.
November 13, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Never realized that one of the most perfect examples of surf rock was Midwestern. "Surfin' Bird" could be the name of a waterfowl-based hotdish recipe.
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QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
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i finally see that jeffery epstein did kill himself, he was getting too many emails.
November 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
i finally see that jeffery epstein did kill himself, he was getting too many emails.
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environmental storytelling
November 12, 2025 at 6:07 AM
environmental storytelling
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"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
My only contribution to the James Bond continuity/canon/etc discourse: whatever 007 does between films is really none of my business. They all seem like smart people in a complicated line of work, I'm sure it all makes sense.
November 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM
My only contribution to the James Bond continuity/canon/etc discourse: whatever 007 does between films is really none of my business. They all seem like smart people in a complicated line of work, I'm sure it all makes sense.