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Probably not a raccoon, but definitely rabid. Lover of expensive crayons. Retired hooligan. Don’t follow, I’ll likely get us all lost.
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Hello friends! This is coming up soon and if you have a couple bucks to add, I’d sure appreciate it.
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Extra Life | Change Kids' Health, Change the Future
I'm raising funds with #EXTRALIFE for kids treated at my Children's Miracle Network Hospitals! I need your help to reach my fundraising goal. Please donate today to change kids' health.
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This is a week away. Every $10 gets you a raffle ticket and a chance to win some really great prizes.
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Our government is kidnapping people off the streets and Tom Nichols is acting like that's normal and not fascism
November 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Our government is kidnapping people off the streets and Tom Nichols is acting like that's normal and not fascism
Tom has turned off replies and is crashing completely out, if you want to watch on real time.
November 16, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Tom has turned off replies and is crashing completely out, if you want to watch on real time.
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Definitely seeing bird flu. Rehabbers in Oregon are NOT ALLOWED to take duck or geese per ODFW due to how contagious it is. Dove Lewis may take for euthanasia, but pls call them to confirm before handling any birds. And do NOT take inside the hospital. Staff likely to meet you outside.
PROBABLE H5N1 outbreak in Hillsboro area, multiple places are reporting sick/dying/dead geese.
DO NOT TOUCH THEM. Report any sick/dying/dead geese here.
www.dfw.state.or.us/wildlife/hea...
#h5n1 #beaverton #hillsboro #oregon
DO NOT TOUCH THEM. Report any sick/dying/dead geese here.
www.dfw.state.or.us/wildlife/hea...
#h5n1 #beaverton #hillsboro #oregon
ODFW Dead Bird Reporting
Wildlife Health - What to do if you see a dead bird
www.dfw.state.or.us
November 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Definitely seeing bird flu. Rehabbers in Oregon are NOT ALLOWED to take duck or geese per ODFW due to how contagious it is. Dove Lewis may take for euthanasia, but pls call them to confirm before handling any birds. And do NOT take inside the hospital. Staff likely to meet you outside.
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"A citizens group in Ontario, California is spearheading an effort to make the community aware of incidents involving federal immigration agents.
They're placing signs at the locations that read, 'ICE stole someone here'..."
abc7.com/post/ontario...
They're placing signs at the locations that read, 'ICE stole someone here'..."
abc7.com/post/ontario...
Immigrant rights group placing 'ICE stole someone here' signs in Ontario
A citizens group in Ontario is spearheading an effort to make the community aware of incidents involving ICE agents detaining and arresting undocumented immigrants.
abc7.com
November 16, 2025 at 2:38 AM
"A citizens group in Ontario, California is spearheading an effort to make the community aware of incidents involving federal immigration agents.
They're placing signs at the locations that read, 'ICE stole someone here'..."
abc7.com/post/ontario...
They're placing signs at the locations that read, 'ICE stole someone here'..."
abc7.com/post/ontario...
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Ok these all sound like gay porn titles.
November 15, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Ok these all sound like gay porn titles.
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"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
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OMG! I just got off the plane in Asheville and RFK Jr. Was boarding and someone passed by him and said “quack”
November 15, 2025 at 6:07 PM
OMG! I just got off the plane in Asheville and RFK Jr. Was boarding and someone passed by him and said “quack”
Welp. That sorts out nap time.
November 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Welp. That sorts out nap time.
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i need the ocean real bad
November 10, 2025 at 1:34 PM
i need the ocean real bad
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Predictions for 2026:
-Tesla buy the AI Jesus chat bot - They unveil a new self-driving feature called "Jesus take the wheel"
-It kills a lot of people
-US Supreme Court rules these deaths are an act of God and Tesla can just kill people now
-Tesla buy the AI Jesus chat bot - They unveil a new self-driving feature called "Jesus take the wheel"
-It kills a lot of people
-US Supreme Court rules these deaths are an act of God and Tesla can just kill people now
November 15, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Predictions for 2026:
-Tesla buy the AI Jesus chat bot - They unveil a new self-driving feature called "Jesus take the wheel"
-It kills a lot of people
-US Supreme Court rules these deaths are an act of God and Tesla can just kill people now
-Tesla buy the AI Jesus chat bot - They unveil a new self-driving feature called "Jesus take the wheel"
-It kills a lot of people
-US Supreme Court rules these deaths are an act of God and Tesla can just kill people now
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Marjorie Taylor
Brown (Green grass turns Brown when it begins to ROT!)
Brown (Green grass turns Brown when it begins to ROT!)
November 15, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Marjorie Taylor
Brown (Green grass turns Brown when it begins to ROT!)
Brown (Green grass turns Brown when it begins to ROT!)
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I got federal charged for dancing across the street from ICE in my neighborhood on Indigenous People's Day. Here is the feds evidence photo they are using against me in court.
I really really need a good lawyer but I cant afford one.
Cash app $cozca
Venmo @cozca503
Working on a go fund me.
I really really need a good lawyer but I cant afford one.
Cash app $cozca
Venmo @cozca503
Working on a go fund me.
November 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I got federal charged for dancing across the street from ICE in my neighborhood on Indigenous People's Day. Here is the feds evidence photo they are using against me in court.
I really really need a good lawyer but I cant afford one.
Cash app $cozca
Venmo @cozca503
Working on a go fund me.
I really really need a good lawyer but I cant afford one.
Cash app $cozca
Venmo @cozca503
Working on a go fund me.
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Just went to the Popular with Friends feed and nobody knew you
November 14, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Just went to the Popular with Friends feed and nobody knew you
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As a former reckless teen with a fast car and shitty attitude I can tell you one thing cops do not prepare for is a black grand natty closing on them from behind at stupid speed and then tailgating until they come unfuckingglued
November 15, 2025 at 7:54 AM
As a former reckless teen with a fast car and shitty attitude I can tell you one thing cops do not prepare for is a black grand natty closing on them from behind at stupid speed and then tailgating until they come unfuckingglued
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it was the week elon was taking away free verification check marks and her ski trial had just ended. i thought this would be a more enduring cultural event but, needless to say, much has happened since then.
November 15, 2025 at 4:54 AM
it was the week elon was taking away free verification check marks and her ski trial had just ended. i thought this would be a more enduring cultural event but, needless to say, much has happened since then.
Remember when a vice president misspelled “potatoe” and it was enough to discredit him FOREVER?!?
Trump: I had an MRI and the result was outstanding.
Reporter: Was it your brain?
Trump: I have no idea what they analyzed, but whatever they analyzed, they analyzed it well.
Reporter: Was it your brain?
Trump: I have no idea what they analyzed, but whatever they analyzed, they analyzed it well.
November 15, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Remember when a vice president misspelled “potatoe” and it was enough to discredit him FOREVER?!?
You’re at bathtub
I need you at toaster
I need you at toaster
You’re at your big Gs
I need you at my hash pipe
I need you at my hash pipe
You're at Snow White
Need you at Seven Dwarves 😈
I
Need you at Seven Dwarves 😈
I
November 15, 2025 at 7:25 AM
You’re at bathtub
I need you at toaster
I need you at toaster
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investigating everyone in the Epstein files except for Donald Trump is like quoting everything from the Bible except for passages about adultery, incest, genocide, war, rape, murder, and slavery
November 15, 2025 at 2:36 AM
investigating everyone in the Epstein files except for Donald Trump is like quoting everything from the Bible except for passages about adultery, incest, genocide, war, rape, murder, and slavery
We need to beat people up for this shit.
From @karleighchardonnay.bsky.social at Outsports:
Jennifer Sey, who said the NWSL had “several males” has issued a $10,000 bounty to the next player to “speak out like Elizabeth Eddy.” An anonymous donor added $5000. Clay Travis said he’d double it.
NEAT.
www.outsports.com/2025/11/14/2...
Jennifer Sey, who said the NWSL had “several males” has issued a $10,000 bounty to the next player to “speak out like Elizabeth Eddy.” An anonymous donor added $5000. Clay Travis said he’d double it.
NEAT.
www.outsports.com/2025/11/14/2...
Transphobic clothing brand feels every athlete has a price - Outsports
Anti-trans activewear XX-XY teams up with sports shock jock Clay Travis to pay athletes to speak out against trans women.
www.outsports.com
November 15, 2025 at 1:05 AM
We need to beat people up for this shit.
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she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 AM
she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
You’re at your big Gs
I need you at my hash pipe
I need you at my hash pipe
You're at Snow White
Need you at Seven Dwarves 😈
I
Need you at Seven Dwarves 😈
I
You’re at Pinky, I need you at The Brain.
November 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
You’re at your big Gs
I need you at my hash pipe
I need you at my hash pipe
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
There is so many things being done wrong in this short video, it’s impossible to name them all here.
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM
There is so many things being done wrong in this short video, it’s impossible to name them all here.
In light of all the self incriminating emails I’ve seen from some of the richest most powerful people in the world, has anyone tried sending trump an email from a “Saudi prince”? I bet we could fund WIC and SNAP in perpetuity with one poorly written email.
November 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
In light of all the self incriminating emails I’ve seen from some of the richest most powerful people in the world, has anyone tried sending trump an email from a “Saudi prince”? I bet we could fund WIC and SNAP in perpetuity with one poorly written email.
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Sometimes you just have to carmelize onions as therapy.
November 14, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Sometimes you just have to carmelize onions as therapy.