Glaxton T. GuitarWolf
@8stringandsushi.bsky.social
Wolf. Watch aficionado. Costco Executive Member married to an 🦅 who is also a Costco Executive Member
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Everyone I dislike on here is a malign actor conducting weak IO and poorly coordinated shaping operations.
Weird how the new favorite font of USG is eerily similar to fraktur…almost like they’re intentionally signaling to actual Nazis.
December 26, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Weird how the new favorite font of USG is eerily similar to fraktur…almost like they’re intentionally signaling to actual Nazis.
The best part of being an adult on Christmas Eve is that you can double down on NyQuil when the houseguests just don’t shut up. Perfectly legal.
Note: This is not an endorsement of NyQuil abuse. Never should you just take a big chug an hour before bed while they just keep talking.
Note: This is not an endorsement of NyQuil abuse. Never should you just take a big chug an hour before bed while they just keep talking.
a man in a yellow shirt and tie is drinking blue liquid from a glass .
ALT: a man in a yellow shirt and tie is drinking blue liquid from a glass .
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December 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
The best part of being an adult on Christmas Eve is that you can double down on NyQuil when the houseguests just don’t shut up. Perfectly legal.
Note: This is not an endorsement of NyQuil abuse. Never should you just take a big chug an hour before bed while they just keep talking.
Note: This is not an endorsement of NyQuil abuse. Never should you just take a big chug an hour before bed while they just keep talking.
Art.
December 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Art.
Wouldn’t be Christmas without going to a show.
This is the first time in six years that we missed “The Nutcracker” but “A Christmas Carol” at Ford’s Theater was well worth it. Great cast. Great production. I highly recommend it.
This is the first time in six years that we missed “The Nutcracker” but “A Christmas Carol” at Ford’s Theater was well worth it. Great cast. Great production. I highly recommend it.
December 24, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Wouldn’t be Christmas without going to a show.
This is the first time in six years that we missed “The Nutcracker” but “A Christmas Carol” at Ford’s Theater was well worth it. Great cast. Great production. I highly recommend it.
This is the first time in six years that we missed “The Nutcracker” but “A Christmas Carol” at Ford’s Theater was well worth it. Great cast. Great production. I highly recommend it.
“…best looking.”
December 23, 2025 at 4:57 AM
“…best looking.”
Shameless propagandists with no understanding of anything. I cannot wait see where this guy is in five years.
December 23, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Shameless propagandists with no understanding of anything. I cannot wait see where this guy is in five years.
…cuatro leches
December 23, 2025 at 3:20 AM
…cuatro leches
Yes. Buy your 15 year old a Rolex. I’ll come inspect it even. For free.
December 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Yes. Buy your 15 year old a Rolex. I’ll come inspect it even. For free.
Makes sense, because he’s literally dying before our eyes.
December 22, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Makes sense, because he’s literally dying before our eyes.
Look at you. NATSEC nerds with your books and your policy talks. Your little clubs, societies, and everything you believe are all nullified by the ramblings of a crazy old man.
I will be replying to all of your LinkedIn posts reminding you that your jobs and words are pointless.
I will be replying to all of your LinkedIn posts reminding you that your jobs and words are pointless.
December 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Look at you. NATSEC nerds with your books and your policy talks. Your little clubs, societies, and everything you believe are all nullified by the ramblings of a crazy old man.
I will be replying to all of your LinkedIn posts reminding you that your jobs and words are pointless.
I will be replying to all of your LinkedIn posts reminding you that your jobs and words are pointless.
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bluesky: there is no notification when your post is promoted to the Discover tab
me: then how will I know if it happened
full legal names with no avatars: you posted "happy winter!" but I don't like winter, also it's summer in Australia, whatever happened to critical thinking
bluesky: you'll know
me: then how will I know if it happened
full legal names with no avatars: you posted "happy winter!" but I don't like winter, also it's summer in Australia, whatever happened to critical thinking
bluesky: you'll know
December 22, 2025 at 12:36 PM
bluesky: there is no notification when your post is promoted to the Discover tab
me: then how will I know if it happened
full legal names with no avatars: you posted "happy winter!" but I don't like winter, also it's summer in Australia, whatever happened to critical thinking
bluesky: you'll know
me: then how will I know if it happened
full legal names with no avatars: you posted "happy winter!" but I don't like winter, also it's summer in Australia, whatever happened to critical thinking
bluesky: you'll know
Art.
We felt the CECOT story would be unnecessary unflattering to Ms Noem and wasn’t newsworthy
December 21, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Art.
The Gen Z rabid right is going to protest by…not voting.
Whole cabinet is going to jail.
Whole cabinet is going to jail.
December 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM
The Gen Z rabid right is going to protest by…not voting.
Whole cabinet is going to jail.
Whole cabinet is going to jail.
Nice.
Me and the Natty P are going to go hunt some Romans and then scream until the sun comes back.
Me and the Natty P are going to go hunt some Romans and then scream until the sun comes back.
December 21, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Nice.
Me and the Natty P are going to go hunt some Romans and then scream until the sun comes back.
Me and the Natty P are going to go hunt some Romans and then scream until the sun comes back.
Leggy birds rock, and Egrets are a close second to Herons.
I can say that because I’m an American. If I were British, I would be getting pilloried.
I can say that because I’m an American. If I were British, I would be getting pilloried.
December 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Leggy birds rock, and Egrets are a close second to Herons.
I can say that because I’m an American. If I were British, I would be getting pilloried.
I can say that because I’m an American. If I were British, I would be getting pilloried.
Well that’s good they brought a Warrior LtCol in to command a battal-
Hang on.
👉👂
…I’ve been informed he is paid to tweet and is fighting nothing. More to follow.
Hang on.
👉👂
…I’ve been informed he is paid to tweet and is fighting nothing. More to follow.
Bad military theory arguments usually require a more specific historical counterexample than just "WW2."
December 20, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Well that’s good they brought a Warrior LtCol in to command a battal-
Hang on.
👉👂
…I’ve been informed he is paid to tweet and is fighting nothing. More to follow.
Hang on.
👉👂
…I’ve been informed he is paid to tweet and is fighting nothing. More to follow.
This is going up on the wall. With a nice frame, and some lighting.
December 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
This is going up on the wall. With a nice frame, and some lighting.
Tonight a Disney Channel Kid tried to fight the Olympic Gold Medalist who knocked out Wladimir Klitschko.
It went exactly as expected.
It went exactly as expected.
a river flowing through a lush green forest with the words nature is healing below it
ALT: a river flowing through a lush green forest with the words nature is healing below it
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December 20, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Tonight a Disney Channel Kid tried to fight the Olympic Gold Medalist who knocked out Wladimir Klitschko.
It went exactly as expected.
It went exactly as expected.
Normal me: “Heavens! 1155? Much too late.”
Me tonight: “Tonight I will watch Jake Paul get CTE.”
Me tonight: “Tonight I will watch Jake Paul get CTE.”
a cartoon character is sitting in a chair and holding a gun and says fight fight fight .
ALT: a cartoon character is sitting in a chair and holding a gun and says fight fight fight .
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December 20, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Normal me: “Heavens! 1155? Much too late.”
Me tonight: “Tonight I will watch Jake Paul get CTE.”
Me tonight: “Tonight I will watch Jake Paul get CTE.”
We are sans chocolate milk and I’m currently in painting clothes.
The dark times are here.
The dark times are here.
a squirrel standing on its hind legs with the word bleak written below it
ALT: a squirrel standing on its hind legs with the word bleak written below it
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December 19, 2025 at 10:32 PM
We are sans chocolate milk and I’m currently in painting clothes.
The dark times are here.
The dark times are here.
How wild, you may be asking?
December 19, 2025 at 9:15 PM
How wild, you may be asking?
@wesleymorgan.bsky.social tried to steal my thunder when I was clowning on that terminal Natty G loser.
Get your own material! Peep the timeline!
Get your own material! Peep the timeline!
December 19, 2025 at 6:15 PM
@wesleymorgan.bsky.social tried to steal my thunder when I was clowning on that terminal Natty G loser.
Get your own material! Peep the timeline!
Get your own material! Peep the timeline!