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Glaxton T. GuitarWolf
@8stringandsushi.bsky.social
Wolf. Watch aficionado. Costco Executive Member married to an 🦅 who is also a Costco Executive Member
Yes you can.
November 11, 2025 at 12:56 PM
The Southern Airport: Where the boorish fatsons™️ listen to Rogan at full volume, sans headphones.

These spawn of generational sharecroppers that caught lightning in a bottle when daddy started his HVAC company are now discussing The Woke

The Deep South nouveau riche are, hands down, the worst.
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November 11, 2025 at 12:10 PM
“…to paraphrase Voltaire.”

Elon is Brian from Family Guy.
"Oh no! He's listening to harpsichord music!"
November 11, 2025 at 11:53 AM
…oh.
this guy started the video with his qualifications as if there was any chance i wouldn’t trust this man about clocks
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
It’s going to be 5,325 non-qualified JTACs conducting check-ins at random.

“Sky people…hello. Let’s go ahead and count off or whatever the two-radio guy does…my gfc’s initials are whiskey tango foxtrot.”
November 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Every day this site surprises me in new and unwanted ways.
November 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
End of an era.
November 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
@fetterman.senate.gov, who I have on good authority pets cats tail to head and throws forks in the garbage disposal, is exactly who normal people said he was.
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November 10, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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I’m hearing Chuck Schumer traded Luka
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
All this stuff going on? This is why I bully people who cheer for politicians like they know them.

R or D: They will literally take your money, make you suffer for no reason, and call it a win.

…if any of the Blue No Matter Who want a debate: No. Go back to your emojis and sub-700 credit scores.
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November 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Sous vide gang represent
discount Sam's club beef has struck again
November 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
November 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Chuck Schumer, man. Kind of a bitch.
November 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
“Ok. We’re gonna smile. Nobody is upset that we have 4 self checkout lanes open for the holidays. Nobody manning the actual checkout. It’ll work, right?”
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November 9, 2025 at 2:48 PM
$2k per person…yet to be finalized?

This sounds an awful lot like a CEF trying to justify their cratering NAV with (and because of) ROC payments.

Which is literally a race to zero.
November 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Oh he’s down bad. Asking the robot = Research for him.

Also it’s funny that the Nazis don’t know they’re the Nazis this time.
November 9, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Dollar fifty dawgs
a political movement we can all rally behind!

🌭
November 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Look how high the rail is on him.

Just a lil guy that always looks like he got caught moving a chair into the kitchen to reach snacks above the fridge.
November 9, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Get two of these. Name them Murder and Malice. Release them into your house.

Mice? Rats? Gazelle? No problem, my friend.
November 8, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I guess the USG justification is that it’s the wrong god…?

I dunno man. Seems pretty bad.
November 8, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Russian VR&E: Pretty rough, man.

Also need to ask this guy if he keeps in touch with any of his friends, or if they’re scattered all over Hostomel.
November 8, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Homie said you’re poor, trashy, and stunting.
November 8, 2025 at 2:58 AM
You will find zero people who do not get goosebumps thinking about the day they were handed that EGA. It’s literally a cult, and you can hate the USMC for everything else that happened, but everyone remembers THAT moment.

Except the AIDS Marines, for obvious reasons. Look how sad he is. Poor guy.
November 7, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Look how big that pistol looks on his hip.

Hobbit ass motherfucker. Needs two guns but doesn’t have a helmet on. Absurdly high threat environment, obviously.
November 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Calling it now: TRL will switch to FRL or something dumb and TRL5 gear/solutions will be out and about.

VC tech bros are literally stack jumping team killing fucks.
November 7, 2025 at 8:08 PM