Glaxton T. GuitarWolf
@8stringandsushi.bsky.social
Wolf. Watch aficionado. Costco Executive Member married to an 🦅 who is also a Costco Executive Member
Man fuck Texas. Garbage ass peasant state.
November 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Man fuck Texas. Garbage ass peasant state.
Texas online: “shall not be infringed🔫 🇺🇸🙏🏻”
Texas while in Texas:
Texas while in Texas:
November 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Texas online: “shall not be infringed🔫 🇺🇸🙏🏻”
Texas while in Texas:
Texas while in Texas:
Hand to God and on the souls of my ancestors, I saw a guy wearing loafers with fake bitcoins. Like, the physical coins. His suit was entirely too small and he was wearing a backpack.
November 13, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Hand to God and on the souls of my ancestors, I saw a guy wearing loafers with fake bitcoins. Like, the physical coins. His suit was entirely too small and he was wearing a backpack.
Oh they are in shambles.
Might go home for Christmas and check on the part of the family that has long since been written-off. Not out of familial ties or any of that nonsense, but to see if I can get a fight out of it. A real one though.
“Bet you guys feel dumb as hell, huh?
<violence ensues>
Might go home for Christmas and check on the part of the family that has long since been written-off. Not out of familial ties or any of that nonsense, but to see if I can get a fight out of it. A real one though.
“Bet you guys feel dumb as hell, huh?
<violence ensues>
November 13, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Oh they are in shambles.
Might go home for Christmas and check on the part of the family that has long since been written-off. Not out of familial ties or any of that nonsense, but to see if I can get a fight out of it. A real one though.
“Bet you guys feel dumb as hell, huh?
<violence ensues>
Might go home for Christmas and check on the part of the family that has long since been written-off. Not out of familial ties or any of that nonsense, but to see if I can get a fight out of it. A real one though.
“Bet you guys feel dumb as hell, huh?
<violence ensues>
No no.
I’ll leave that to you.
But I appreciate the offer.
I’ll leave that to you.
But I appreciate the offer.
November 13, 2025 at 3:51 AM
No no.
I’ll leave that to you.
But I appreciate the offer.
I’ll leave that to you.
But I appreciate the offer.
Things are happening. They know.
November 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Things are happening. They know.
I see Communism is suddenly a hot topic in the discover feed.
The only joy I would derive from communism is watching the terminally online leftists be forced to do manual labor because posts do not an empire maintain.
The only joy I would derive from communism is watching the terminally online leftists be forced to do manual labor because posts do not an empire maintain.
November 11, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I see Communism is suddenly a hot topic in the discover feed.
The only joy I would derive from communism is watching the terminally online leftists be forced to do manual labor because posts do not an empire maintain.
The only joy I would derive from communism is watching the terminally online leftists be forced to do manual labor because posts do not an empire maintain.
Impeccable placement and timing.
November 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Impeccable placement and timing.
He needs a vest to go with the scarf.
November 11, 2025 at 7:59 PM
He needs a vest to go with the scarf.
I go where the customer is. Mayhaps if you lived as such you could have a Barbour jacket.
Because of this exchange I’m buying Oswald a Barbour vest.
Because of this exchange I’m buying Oswald a Barbour vest.
November 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I go where the customer is. Mayhaps if you lived as such you could have a Barbour jacket.
Because of this exchange I’m buying Oswald a Barbour vest.
Because of this exchange I’m buying Oswald a Barbour vest.
You’d never guess in a million years.
November 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
You’d never guess in a million years.
End of an era.
November 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
End of an era.
$2k per person…yet to be finalized?
This sounds an awful lot like a CEF trying to justify their cratering NAV with (and because of) ROC payments.
Which is literally a race to zero.
This sounds an awful lot like a CEF trying to justify their cratering NAV with (and because of) ROC payments.
Which is literally a race to zero.
November 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
$2k per person…yet to be finalized?
This sounds an awful lot like a CEF trying to justify their cratering NAV with (and because of) ROC payments.
Which is literally a race to zero.
This sounds an awful lot like a CEF trying to justify their cratering NAV with (and because of) ROC payments.
Which is literally a race to zero.
Oh he’s down bad. Asking the robot = Research for him.
Also it’s funny that the Nazis don’t know they’re the Nazis this time.
Also it’s funny that the Nazis don’t know they’re the Nazis this time.
November 9, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Oh he’s down bad. Asking the robot = Research for him.
Also it’s funny that the Nazis don’t know they’re the Nazis this time.
Also it’s funny that the Nazis don’t know they’re the Nazis this time.
Look how high the rail is on him.
Just a lil guy that always looks like he got caught moving a chair into the kitchen to reach snacks above the fridge.
Just a lil guy that always looks like he got caught moving a chair into the kitchen to reach snacks above the fridge.
November 9, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Look how high the rail is on him.
Just a lil guy that always looks like he got caught moving a chair into the kitchen to reach snacks above the fridge.
Just a lil guy that always looks like he got caught moving a chair into the kitchen to reach snacks above the fridge.
Get two of these. Name them Murder and Malice. Release them into your house.
Mice? Rats? Gazelle? No problem, my friend.
Mice? Rats? Gazelle? No problem, my friend.
November 8, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Get two of these. Name them Murder and Malice. Release them into your house.
Mice? Rats? Gazelle? No problem, my friend.
Mice? Rats? Gazelle? No problem, my friend.
I guess the USG justification is that it’s the wrong god…?
I dunno man. Seems pretty bad.
I dunno man. Seems pretty bad.
November 8, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I guess the USG justification is that it’s the wrong god…?
I dunno man. Seems pretty bad.
I dunno man. Seems pretty bad.
Russian VR&E: Pretty rough, man.
Also need to ask this guy if he keeps in touch with any of his friends, or if they’re scattered all over Hostomel.
Also need to ask this guy if he keeps in touch with any of his friends, or if they’re scattered all over Hostomel.
November 8, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Russian VR&E: Pretty rough, man.
Also need to ask this guy if he keeps in touch with any of his friends, or if they’re scattered all over Hostomel.
Also need to ask this guy if he keeps in touch with any of his friends, or if they’re scattered all over Hostomel.
Just stopping by to drop this off right quick.
November 8, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Just stopping by to drop this off right quick.
You will find zero people who do not get goosebumps thinking about the day they were handed that EGA. It’s literally a cult, and you can hate the USMC for everything else that happened, but everyone remembers THAT moment.
Except the AIDS Marines, for obvious reasons. Look how sad he is. Poor guy.
Except the AIDS Marines, for obvious reasons. Look how sad he is. Poor guy.
November 7, 2025 at 11:19 PM
You will find zero people who do not get goosebumps thinking about the day they were handed that EGA. It’s literally a cult, and you can hate the USMC for everything else that happened, but everyone remembers THAT moment.
Except the AIDS Marines, for obvious reasons. Look how sad he is. Poor guy.
Except the AIDS Marines, for obvious reasons. Look how sad he is. Poor guy.
Look how big that pistol looks on his hip.
Hobbit ass motherfucker. Needs two guns but doesn’t have a helmet on. Absurdly high threat environment, obviously.
Hobbit ass motherfucker. Needs two guns but doesn’t have a helmet on. Absurdly high threat environment, obviously.
November 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Look how big that pistol looks on his hip.
Hobbit ass motherfucker. Needs two guns but doesn’t have a helmet on. Absurdly high threat environment, obviously.
Hobbit ass motherfucker. Needs two guns but doesn’t have a helmet on. Absurdly high threat environment, obviously.
We are in the end times, friends. Hold your loved ones close, forgive your enemies, and watch out for the Lizard People who drink Dasani.
November 7, 2025 at 3:49 AM
We are in the end times, friends. Hold your loved ones close, forgive your enemies, and watch out for the Lizard People who drink Dasani.