Glaxton T. GuitarWolf
@8stringandsushi.bsky.social
Wolf. Watch aficionado. Costco Executive Member married to an 🦅 who is also a Costco Executive Member
I go where the customer is. Mayhaps if you lived as such you could have a Barbour jacket.
Because of this exchange I’m buying Oswald a Barbour vest.
Because of this exchange I’m buying Oswald a Barbour vest.
November 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I go where the customer is. Mayhaps if you lived as such you could have a Barbour jacket.
Because of this exchange I’m buying Oswald a Barbour vest.
Because of this exchange I’m buying Oswald a Barbour vest.
Layover in IAH.
a man in a tuxedo says try again in front of a band
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November 11, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Layover in IAH.
Get them ducats.
-posted from a seat less then 4 rows from exit so @jimmyperezshetland.bsky.social doesn’t mistake me for a mere casual
-posted from a seat less then 4 rows from exit so @jimmyperezshetland.bsky.social doesn’t mistake me for a mere casual
a boat is going through the water with the words " hahaha business " below it
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November 11, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Get them ducats.
-posted from a seat less then 4 rows from exit so @jimmyperezshetland.bsky.social doesn’t mistake me for a mere casual
-posted from a seat less then 4 rows from exit so @jimmyperezshetland.bsky.social doesn’t mistake me for a mere casual
Everything is fungible in the end times.
November 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Everything is fungible in the end times.
Lemme get those canes real quick…for stuff.
a man is standing in front of a microphone in front of a group of women in purple gowns .
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November 11, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Lemme get those canes real quick…for stuff.
On Veterans Day you get to be wrong once.
a man in a camouflage uniform has a badge on his chest that says ' army '
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November 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM
On Veterans Day you get to be wrong once.
Just out there hazing kids.
November 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Just out there hazing kids.
Oh hell yes we’re about to pivot to woke scolds.
“I’m mad at you online because my parents ran a company into the ground but left with $4mm and now I cut my own bangs and shriek about nonsense from the discovery feed.”
“I’m mad at you online because my parents ran a company into the ground but left with $4mm and now I cut my own bangs and shriek about nonsense from the discovery feed.”
a young man wearing glasses and a t-shirt that says i 'm a hipster
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November 11, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Oh hell yes we’re about to pivot to woke scolds.
“I’m mad at you online because my parents ran a company into the ground but left with $4mm and now I cut my own bangs and shriek about nonsense from the discovery feed.”
“I’m mad at you online because my parents ran a company into the ground but left with $4mm and now I cut my own bangs and shriek about nonsense from the discovery feed.”
Funny story. I have a special chilis phone number. It is also mine.
Reality: I’m flying for work and will be flying tomorrow as well. Why? Because the shareholder has value that must be maximized.
Reality: I’m flying for work and will be flying tomorrow as well. Why? Because the shareholder has value that must be maximized.
a group of business people standing in front of a window with the words " maximum overbusiness "
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November 11, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Funny story. I have a special chilis phone number. It is also mine.
Reality: I’m flying for work and will be flying tomorrow as well. Why? Because the shareholder has value that must be maximized.
Reality: I’m flying for work and will be flying tomorrow as well. Why? Because the shareholder has value that must be maximized.
I am the veteran. Definite article. It is my day. The apostrophe stays, and it is mine.
November 11, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I am the veteran. Definite article. It is my day. The apostrophe stays, and it is mine.
Come on @plunkettprime.bsky.social we’re making observations about the south.
November 11, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Come on @plunkettprime.bsky.social we’re making observations about the south.
My trick is to not talk to them, which is both by choice and necessity, as I cannot seem to master their series of grunts and mumbles.
It’s basically The Hills Have Eyes but a swamp version and they’re wearing crocs.
It’s basically The Hills Have Eyes but a swamp version and they’re wearing crocs.
November 11, 2025 at 12:30 PM
My trick is to not talk to them, which is both by choice and necessity, as I cannot seem to master their series of grunts and mumbles.
It’s basically The Hills Have Eyes but a swamp version and they’re wearing crocs.
It’s basically The Hills Have Eyes but a swamp version and they’re wearing crocs.
Oh deep cut. Well done.
November 11, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Oh deep cut. Well done.
Jimmy B circa 1757-1859 was EIC. It tracks with the naval element of his story.
a man in a hat and wig is looking at the camera with the word peasants written on the bottom of his face .
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November 11, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Jimmy B circa 1757-1859 was EIC. It tracks with the naval element of his story.
No it tracks perfectly. People that don’t know how to make money built a machine hoping it would tell them how.
An idiot would naturally hope a machine would make him less stupid.
An idiot would naturally hope a machine would make him less stupid.
November 11, 2025 at 12:19 PM
No it tracks perfectly. People that don’t know how to make money built a machine hoping it would tell them how.
An idiot would naturally hope a machine would make him less stupid.
An idiot would naturally hope a machine would make him less stupid.
Well now Elon is going to chime in about how he is both Cash and Darl.
November 11, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Well now Elon is going to chime in about how he is both Cash and Darl.
Before you ask, @jimmyperezshetland.bsky.social, it’s in Mississippi and there is no lounge because the locals would simply touch everything and ruin it.
November 11, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Before you ask, @jimmyperezshetland.bsky.social, it’s in Mississippi and there is no lounge because the locals would simply touch everything and ruin it.