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Probably not a raccoon, but definitely rabid. Lover of expensive crayons. Retired hooligan. Don’t follow, I’ll likely get us all lost.
Pinned
This is a week away. Every $10 gets you a raffle ticket and a chance to win some really great prizes.
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it was the week elon was taking away free verification check marks and her ski trial had just ended. i thought this would be a more enduring cultural event but, needless to say, much has happened since then.
November 15, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Remember when a vice president misspelled “potatoe” and it was enough to discredit him FOREVER?!?
Trump: I had an MRI and the result was outstanding.

Reporter: Was it your brain?

Trump: I have no idea what they analyzed, but whatever they analyzed, they analyzed it well.
November 15, 2025 at 7:32 AM
You’re at bathtub

I need you at toaster
You’re at your big Gs

I need you at my hash pipe
You're at Snow White
Need you at Seven Dwarves 😈
I
November 15, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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investigating everyone in the Epstein files except for Donald Trump is like quoting everything from the Bible except for passages about adultery, incest, genocide, war, rape, murder, and slavery
November 15, 2025 at 2:36 AM
We need to beat people up for this shit.
From @karleighchardonnay.bsky.social at Outsports:

Jennifer Sey, who said the NWSL had “several males” has issued a $10,000 bounty to the next player to “speak out like Elizabeth Eddy.” An anonymous donor added $5000. Clay Travis said he’d double it.

NEAT.

www.outsports.com/2025/11/14/2...
Transphobic clothing brand feels every athlete has a price - Outsports
Anti-trans activewear XX-XY teams up with sports shock jock Clay Travis to pay athletes to speak out against trans women.
www.outsports.com
November 15, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 AM
You’re at your big Gs

I need you at my hash pipe
You're at Snow White
Need you at Seven Dwarves 😈
I
You’re at Pinky, I need you at The Brain.
November 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
There is so many things being done wrong in this short video, it’s impossible to name them all here.
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM
In light of all the self incriminating emails I’ve seen from some of the richest most powerful people in the world, has anyone tried sending trump an email from a “Saudi prince”? I bet we could fund WIC and SNAP in perpetuity with one poorly written email.
November 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Sometimes you just have to carmelize onions as therapy.
November 14, 2025 at 4:16 AM
You’re at Pinky, I need you at The Brain.
You're at Sonny

I need you at Cher.
You’re at Tango

I need you at Cash
November 14, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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crazy

IG em_clarkson
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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👍
November 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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AINT NO FUCKING WAY

AINT NO FUCKING WAY
November 13, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Hit my line if you need a music video hoe in the background my rates are v reasonable
November 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Seems a little warm out for mid November
November 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Captain: I'm really nervous about giving this speech.
Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this.
November 21, 2024 at 12:39 PM
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Watching Frankenstein on Netflix, and screaming “the books would have all looked new“ at every library scene.
“The books would have all looked new,” I scream impotently at another costume drama.
November 12, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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also:

our sister publication, NIL-Wire, wrote its most important story yet.

a sit down with Boise State's Goth Volleyball Player

www.nil-wire.com/p/nora-hayd-...
November 13, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Do you even share a house with a cat if you don’t have a bottle of whiskers?
November 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Our fabulous student last night made these to match her hand knit scarf she made! Swoon! She nailed it. 🧣💚
November 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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whoops I forgot the photo
November 13, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I made the enchiladas.
November 13, 2025 at 1:57 AM