vladchoc
@vladchoc.bsky.social
You look at the profile. It's nothing special. There is a pile of burrito wrappers to the east. A huge dork is here. Obvious exits: south, east. /follow dork
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vladchoc
@vladchoc.bsky.social
· Nov 20
Are you tired of greasy pots and pans? Stubborn kitchen stains? Messy sponges and sprays? Me too. I wish the sun would devour the earth.
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As a society, we do not spend enough time talking about the 1978 homemade Star Wars parody, Hardware Wars
Hardware Wars (1978)
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January 30, 2026 at 6:20 AM
As a society, we do not spend enough time talking about the 1978 homemade Star Wars parody, Hardware Wars
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I carry a great big Karate Tournament Runner-Up trophy with me everywhere I go. The trophy itself deters most regular gangs from attacking me, while the lowly status of the trophy ensures that karate gangs would gain no honour from defeating me.
January 26, 2026 at 9:38 PM
I carry a great big Karate Tournament Runner-Up trophy with me everywhere I go. The trophy itself deters most regular gangs from attacking me, while the lowly status of the trophy ensures that karate gangs would gain no honour from defeating me.
I was really hoping going back to school would involve pranking the Dean and keg stands but so far it’s just dying inside as everyone turns in blatantly obvious ChatGPT output for our group assignments.
December 31, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I was really hoping going back to school would involve pranking the Dean and keg stands but so far it’s just dying inside as everyone turns in blatantly obvious ChatGPT output for our group assignments.
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I recommend this book to anyone who owns a Lakhovsky Multiple Wave Oscillator
December 28, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I recommend this book to anyone who owns a Lakhovsky Multiple Wave Oscillator
Merry Christmas! So glad you remembered to do that small important task at work before the break. You DID do it, right? Oh god are you sure?
December 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Merry Christmas! So glad you remembered to do that small important task at work before the break. You DID do it, right? Oh god are you sure?
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been going down this waterslide for over an hour now and i'm starting to get worried
March 30, 2024 at 6:34 PM
been going down this waterslide for over an hour now and i'm starting to get worried
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cowboy who stubbed his toe:
December 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
cowboy who stubbed his toe:
Well sir, we'll do our best to find your dog but we have to be realistic. This town has nineteen peanut butter factories, all VERY haunted.
December 17, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Well sir, we'll do our best to find your dog but we have to be realistic. This town has nineteen peanut butter factories, all VERY haunted.
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*slams fist on table*
December 13, 2025 at 11:11 PM
*slams fist on table*
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insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
December 13, 2025 at 9:04 AM
insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
If you and I are still single in 200 years let's agree to haunt a Burger King as a singular entity.
December 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
If you and I are still single in 200 years let's agree to haunt a Burger King as a singular entity.
Take your kids to the science museum where they can learn about plasma balls and touch screens with JavaScript errors on them.
December 12, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Take your kids to the science museum where they can learn about plasma balls and touch screens with JavaScript errors on them.
I don’t know who needs to hear this but lasagna is basically kind of a flat, squashed up square spaghetti but not tubes.
December 12, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I don’t know who needs to hear this but lasagna is basically kind of a flat, squashed up square spaghetti but not tubes.
Them: “You’re in charge of the playlist this Christmas.”
Me: “👍”
Me: “👍”
Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”
December 11, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Them: “You’re in charge of the playlist this Christmas.”
Me: “👍”
Me: “👍”
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baby who has only had mushy peas, trying mushy carrots: getting a lot of mushy peas vibes from this…
December 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
baby who has only had mushy peas, trying mushy carrots: getting a lot of mushy peas vibes from this…
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Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for practice and the other one is the "main" grave.
October 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for practice and the other one is the "main" grave.
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"Bird seed" is actually somewhat of a misnomer, as anyone can eat the seed.
November 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
"Bird seed" is actually somewhat of a misnomer, as anyone can eat the seed.
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As an adult I've had fewer yabadabadoo times than the Flintstones led me to believe would be the case
December 4, 2025 at 7:41 AM
As an adult I've had fewer yabadabadoo times than the Flintstones led me to believe would be the case
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A lot of writers talk about their greatest fear being the empty page but to me that’s nothing compared to mummies
November 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
A lot of writers talk about their greatest fear being the empty page but to me that’s nothing compared to mummies
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Please don't reply to my posts with facts I am trying to be an idiot
December 1, 2024 at 5:39 AM
Please don't reply to my posts with facts I am trying to be an idiot
Briefly considered posting something political and topical but then I got the idea for ‘Moon Rustlers’, a series of novellas in which a lone cowboy named Colton McKittrick melts down silver bullets into gauntlets so he can punch werewolves to death.
November 14, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Briefly considered posting something political and topical but then I got the idea for ‘Moon Rustlers’, a series of novellas in which a lone cowboy named Colton McKittrick melts down silver bullets into gauntlets so he can punch werewolves to death.
Dreams don’t mean anything. How could they? They’re always the same thing. You’re in sixth grade and you try to impress your crush by showing her your homemade nunchucks and she laughs at you. Complete nonsense. I mean, it did actually happen but it doesn’t MEAN anything.
November 13, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Dreams don’t mean anything. How could they? They’re always the same thing. You’re in sixth grade and you try to impress your crush by showing her your homemade nunchucks and she laughs at you. Complete nonsense. I mean, it did actually happen but it doesn’t MEAN anything.
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Every once in awhile, beneath the fruit in one of those fruit-on-the-bottom yogurts, there should be a secret passageway to a series of forgotten catacombs.
November 4, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Every once in awhile, beneath the fruit in one of those fruit-on-the-bottom yogurts, there should be a secret passageway to a series of forgotten catacombs.