vladchoc
@vladchoc.bsky.social
You look at the profile. It's nothing special. There is a pile of burrito wrappers to the east. A huge dork is here. Obvious exits: south, east. /follow dork
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vladchoc
@vladchoc.bsky.social
· Nov 20
Are you tired of greasy pots and pans? Stubborn kitchen stains? Messy sponges and sprays? Me too. I wish the sun would devour the earth.
Briefly considered posting something political and topical but then I got the idea for ‘Moon Rustlers’, a series of novellas in which a lone cowboy named Colton McKittrick melts down silver bullets into gauntlets so he can punch werewolves to death.
November 14, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Briefly considered posting something political and topical but then I got the idea for ‘Moon Rustlers’, a series of novellas in which a lone cowboy named Colton McKittrick melts down silver bullets into gauntlets so he can punch werewolves to death.
Dreams don’t mean anything. How could they? They’re always the same thing. You’re in sixth grade and you try to impress your crush by showing her your homemade nunchucks and she laughs at you. Complete nonsense. I mean, it did actually happen but it doesn’t MEAN anything.
November 13, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Dreams don’t mean anything. How could they? They’re always the same thing. You’re in sixth grade and you try to impress your crush by showing her your homemade nunchucks and she laughs at you. Complete nonsense. I mean, it did actually happen but it doesn’t MEAN anything.
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Every once in awhile, beneath the fruit in one of those fruit-on-the-bottom yogurts, there should be a secret passageway to a series of forgotten catacombs.
November 4, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Every once in awhile, beneath the fruit in one of those fruit-on-the-bottom yogurts, there should be a secret passageway to a series of forgotten catacombs.
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HEADSTONE:
I don’t know, man… I tried.
I don’t know, man… I tried.
October 31, 2025 at 8:46 AM
HEADSTONE:
I don’t know, man… I tried.
I don’t know, man… I tried.
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Hear me out: six factor authentication
October 31, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Hear me out: six factor authentication
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Massive, glaring continuity errors in this movie
October 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Massive, glaring continuity errors in this movie
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Boxers sometimes seem so confused and annoyed when the other fella punches them. What did you think was going to happen, champ? He's been talking about doing this for weeks. He's put his special punching gloves on for it.
October 22, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Boxers sometimes seem so confused and annoyed when the other fella punches them. What did you think was going to happen, champ? He's been talking about doing this for weeks. He's put his special punching gloves on for it.
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The hole in a guitar is traditionally used to store soft cheeses and dried meats which are fed to the drummer when he does a good job
October 16, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The hole in a guitar is traditionally used to store soft cheeses and dried meats which are fed to the drummer when he does a good job
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You get a little jaded at this job sometimes but when you see a grandma’s face light up the first time she learns about vertical farming… those moments stay with you.
January 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
You get a little jaded at this job sometimes but when you see a grandma’s face light up the first time she learns about vertical farming… those moments stay with you.
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trying to explain to an alien that you can make a stinky face when music is bad but it’s also normal to do so when it’s good
October 17, 2025 at 3:12 AM
trying to explain to an alien that you can make a stinky face when music is bad but it’s also normal to do so when it’s good
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[making chit chat] when did your childhood end
October 14, 2025 at 2:48 AM
[making chit chat] when did your childhood end
Feels like I could be MORE mindful even FASTER if this meditation dude would quit pausing for six seconds between every sentence.
October 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Feels like I could be MORE mindful even FASTER if this meditation dude would quit pausing for six seconds between every sentence.
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Like PAC-MAN before me, I too feel pursued by the ghosts of my past, consume mindlessly without end, and enjoy fruit.
July 25, 2023 at 1:45 PM
Like PAC-MAN before me, I too feel pursued by the ghosts of my past, consume mindlessly without end, and enjoy fruit.
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Skeletons shouldn't play each other as instruments
October 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Skeletons shouldn't play each other as instruments
The janitor squints at the unfinished equation, picks up the chalk and scrawls methodically. Soon all the eights have top-hats like snowmen.
October 9, 2025 at 3:25 AM
The janitor squints at the unfinished equation, picks up the chalk and scrawls methodically. Soon all the eights have top-hats like snowmen.
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eating a powerful mushroom that grants me the strength to survive being bumped into by a turtle one time
September 23, 2023 at 5:58 AM
eating a powerful mushroom that grants me the strength to survive being bumped into by a turtle one time
Hot tip: If you’re like me and find there are no depression support groups in your area you can simply visit the YouTube comments under Weird Al’s Weezer style parody ‘Skipper Dan.’
October 6, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Hot tip: If you’re like me and find there are no depression support groups in your area you can simply visit the YouTube comments under Weird Al’s Weezer style parody ‘Skipper Dan.’
Well, well, well. Look who just walked in. If it isn't sad, sad bathroom mirror-man.
October 3, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Well, well, well. Look who just walked in. If it isn't sad, sad bathroom mirror-man.
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[writing in my journal by candlelight] Bought a box of Oops! All Berries cereal today, but they weren’t all berries. I fear I am no match for life’s challenges
September 20, 2025 at 4:13 AM
[writing in my journal by candlelight] Bought a box of Oops! All Berries cereal today, but they weren’t all berries. I fear I am no match for life’s challenges
*Gotta think of a harmless, absurd joke to break the tension. Come on, you can do this. Don't just sit back and watch this site turn into an angry political hellscape like the last one. Come on. Come on. You got this.*
September 12, 2025 at 3:02 AM
*Gotta think of a harmless, absurd joke to break the tension. Come on, you can do this. Don't just sit back and watch this site turn into an angry political hellscape like the last one. Come on. Come on. You got this.*
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This may be controversial, but octopuses should not be allowed to play sports where they can use all eight tentacles. If they’re gonna play tennis or baseball, they can only use one racket or bat
August 31, 2025 at 12:22 PM
This may be controversial, but octopuses should not be allowed to play sports where they can use all eight tentacles. If they’re gonna play tennis or baseball, they can only use one racket or bat
Was super depressed so I went to see Toxic Avenger. I am now slightly less depressed and the other guy in the theatre seemed to enjoy himself as well. Thank you, world.
August 31, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Was super depressed so I went to see Toxic Avenger. I am now slightly less depressed and the other guy in the theatre seemed to enjoy himself as well. Thank you, world.
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I was pretty livid to see the label on my new suit that says "Dry Clean Only," because, to be honest, I'd been planning on wearing it.
August 29, 2025 at 11:48 AM
I was pretty livid to see the label on my new suit that says "Dry Clean Only," because, to be honest, I'd been planning on wearing it.
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*Casually mentions karate 7 times in my wedding vows*
August 29, 2025 at 3:17 AM
*Casually mentions karate 7 times in my wedding vows*