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@thefosterer.bsky.social
Literally just a person. He/Him. YNWA
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Ah my tummy hurts. Too bad I already ate that wheel of brie earlier I think it really could've helped.
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There should be forms of adult verification other than those associated with chronological age.
For example, people should have to prove they know what a joke is before being allowed to reply.
For example, people should have to prove they know what a joke is before being allowed to reply.
December 20, 2025 at 6:44 PM
There should be forms of adult verification other than those associated with chronological age.
For example, people should have to prove they know what a joke is before being allowed to reply.
For example, people should have to prove they know what a joke is before being allowed to reply.
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no chatgpt for me, thanks. i will be asking Zoltar
December 20, 2025 at 3:32 PM
no chatgpt for me, thanks. i will be asking Zoltar
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being covered in salt would cure me
April 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
being covered in salt would cure me
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my new theory is that once you have a certain amount of money and wealth you start to go crazy and detach from reality. that number is different for everyone. for me it's $20
April 2, 2025 at 4:38 PM
my new theory is that once you have a certain amount of money and wealth you start to go crazy and detach from reality. that number is different for everyone. for me it's $20
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Speed dating is where you have to tell Keanu reeves a little about yourself or this bus will explode
January 15, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Speed dating is where you have to tell Keanu reeves a little about yourself or this bus will explode
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Looking forward to the ultimate weighted blanket, six feet of dirt piled on top of me.
February 23, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Looking forward to the ultimate weighted blanket, six feet of dirt piled on top of me.
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Be a deer and jump out in front of my truck.
February 11, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Be a deer and jump out in front of my truck.
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(elon unveiling his new martian flag design) well as you uh can, you know, see. there's red which of course uh is the mars color. duh ha ha. and then here a white circle, and this is um representing the bright future for the ahh, human race. and then uh you have so, this is a hindu symbol,
January 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
(elon unveiling his new martian flag design) well as you uh can, you know, see. there's red which of course uh is the mars color. duh ha ha. and then here a white circle, and this is um representing the bright future for the ahh, human race. and then uh you have so, this is a hindu symbol,
Me in a rap battle:
do you really mean that or did you just say it because it rhymed
January 11, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Me in a rap battle:
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do you really mean that or did you just say it because it rhymed
September 26, 2024 at 3:54 AM
do you really mean that or did you just say it because it rhymed
From all I've been able to discover, gluten is just another word for flavour.
December 14, 2024 at 5:40 PM
From all I've been able to discover, gluten is just another word for flavour.
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You know they make the blenders loud so you can't hear the fruit screaming.
December 2, 2024 at 1:33 AM
You know they make the blenders loud so you can't hear the fruit screaming.
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Give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. Come back the next day and say “how’s my little fish buddy doing? Where’s Gary?” And watch him panic
October 18, 2023 at 11:21 AM
Give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. Come back the next day and say “how’s my little fish buddy doing? Where’s Gary?” And watch him panic
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Happy 99th birthday to Dick Van Dyke, inventor of the DVD player.
December 13, 2024 at 2:33 PM
Happy 99th birthday to Dick Van Dyke, inventor of the DVD player.
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WHY ARE THEY SMASHING ALL THE BURGERS?
November 16, 2024 at 9:16 PM
WHY ARE THEY SMASHING ALL THE BURGERS?
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My son asked me, 'Why does Santa smoke a pipe when smoking is bad for you?' Since I believe every question is a teaching opportunity, I sat him down and told him, 'Santa smokes because it looks cool.'
December 8, 2024 at 5:26 PM
My son asked me, 'Why does Santa smoke a pipe when smoking is bad for you?' Since I believe every question is a teaching opportunity, I sat him down and told him, 'Santa smokes because it looks cool.'
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*performs sax solo*
Whoops, typo...
*performs sex, solo*
Whoops, typo...
*performs sex, solo*
November 30, 2024 at 3:08 PM
*performs sax solo*
Whoops, typo...
*performs sex, solo*
Whoops, typo...
*performs sex, solo*
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“Don’t fall in love with me,” she said. But it was too late. I had already zoned out.
December 14, 2024 at 9:06 AM
“Don’t fall in love with me,” she said. But it was too late. I had already zoned out.
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Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.
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November 27, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.
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Actually, in France male athletes wear jacquestraps to protect their oui ouis
November 27, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Actually, in France male athletes wear jacquestraps to protect their oui ouis
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[being chased by killer]
ME: *frantically pressing crosswalk button*
ME: *frantically pressing crosswalk button*
November 16, 2024 at 11:48 PM
[being chased by killer]
ME: *frantically pressing crosswalk button*
ME: *frantically pressing crosswalk button*
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if you ask a white person how it’s going and they say “it’s going,” they are having a rough time. but if they answer “livin’ the dream,” they need an immediate mental health intervention
November 9, 2024 at 7:00 PM
if you ask a white person how it’s going and they say “it’s going,” they are having a rough time. but if they answer “livin’ the dream,” they need an immediate mental health intervention
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not a power user so if you have navigation questions idk, but these are some blocklists I'm finding helpful right now:
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November 9, 2024 at 7:44 PM
not a power user so if you have navigation questions idk, but these are some blocklists I'm finding helpful right now:
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bsky.app/profile/hedg...
bsky.app/profile/fran...
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funerals should end the same way as weddings. after everyone concerned is done talking, the officiant should say "you may now kiss the deceased"
November 9, 2024 at 7:46 PM
funerals should end the same way as weddings. after everyone concerned is done talking, the officiant should say "you may now kiss the deceased"