MykeIsNoWHere
@nowimhere.bsky.social
Belgian beer drinkin bong wielding Earth Mother/Nanny/Milliner/Crafter of stuff
BoobCancer&Pokémon slayer.
BoobCancer&Pokémon slayer.
Pinned
Forgot to take my pills this morning so I’m feeling achey breaky and not awakey.
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All the fleeting ghosts from the corners of your eyes are more apart than anything in front of you so please, keep them in mind sideways for the panoramic pick up lines, condemned tire swing matchmakings just laying around and around in your yard
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
All the fleeting ghosts from the corners of your eyes are more apart than anything in front of you so please, keep them in mind sideways for the panoramic pick up lines, condemned tire swing matchmakings just laying around and around in your yard
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I think that’s enough of raw-dogging life, going forward I’m leaning heavily into LSD.
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I think that’s enough of raw-dogging life, going forward I’m leaning heavily into LSD.
If there was an award for watching the WORST movies while bedridden I get a platinum Oscar.
November 11, 2025 at 6:03 AM
If there was an award for watching the WORST movies while bedridden I get a platinum Oscar.
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Nobody seems to hark anymore. And FORGET about hearkening
November 11, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Nobody seems to hark anymore. And FORGET about hearkening
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if you’re mad at a canadian start some shit about anne of green gables
November 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
if you’re mad at a canadian start some shit about anne of green gables
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It’s time to move forward, past my many failures and betrayals, the future is now.
November 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
It’s time to move forward, past my many failures and betrayals, the future is now.
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Showing myself a good time 😉😏
(eating snacks alone in bed)
(eating snacks alone in bed)
November 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Showing myself a good time 😉😏
(eating snacks alone in bed)
(eating snacks alone in bed)
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anyone else need a necklace with a button to push for being in an "i've fallen and can't get up" mental space?
November 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
anyone else need a necklace with a button to push for being in an "i've fallen and can't get up" mental space?
Don’t put off a shower you could’ve taken yesterday when ya never know when that disc will slip, rendering yourself useless today.
November 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Don’t put off a shower you could’ve taken yesterday when ya never know when that disc will slip, rendering yourself useless today.
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What I lack in handsomeness I make up for in paleness and lethargy.
November 8, 2025 at 6:00 AM
What I lack in handsomeness I make up for in paleness and lethargy.
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50% of rabbit foot keychains are actually rabbit hand keychains
November 8, 2025 at 6:00 AM
50% of rabbit foot keychains are actually rabbit hand keychains
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If it was over then, it's not all over now. In confetti terms it's celebrate continuously. Be regretted, be all over the place, be too impossible to be all gotten. Floors though. Like I'm not living cluttered to the fullest
November 7, 2025 at 5:40 AM
If it was over then, it's not all over now. In confetti terms it's celebrate continuously. Be regretted, be all over the place, be too impossible to be all gotten. Floors though. Like I'm not living cluttered to the fullest
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Your pin number should be three months salary but no one gets moneyed anymore
November 7, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Your pin number should be three months salary but no one gets moneyed anymore
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I have decided to react to some surprising news or information
November 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I have decided to react to some surprising news or information
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At least back when it was the railway barons's turn to be ruining everything people had trains. Gotdamn I do love a train
November 7, 2025 at 11:42 PM
At least back when it was the railway barons's turn to be ruining everything people had trains. Gotdamn I do love a train
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You can't make me happy. You're a human being, not an art nouveau train station
November 7, 2025 at 11:43 PM
You can't make me happy. You're a human being, not an art nouveau train station
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Mamdani isn't Middle Eastern. You racists are too dumb to even racist correctly.
November 7, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Mamdani isn't Middle Eastern. You racists are too dumb to even racist correctly.
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November 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Hey guys the trillion dollar Elon pay package is fine because the fine print requires that he work 18 trillion hours to earn it.
November 7, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Hey guys the trillion dollar Elon pay package is fine because the fine print requires that he work 18 trillion hours to earn it.
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COKE: is pepsi okay
DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could
DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could
November 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
COKE: is pepsi okay
DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could
DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could
Woke up and stretched my arms overhead like some god damned Olympian and now I think I need the other shoulder replaced.
November 7, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Woke up and stretched my arms overhead like some god damned Olympian and now I think I need the other shoulder replaced.
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reincarnation is when you come back as an instant breakfast
November 7, 2025 at 12:28 AM
reincarnation is when you come back as an instant breakfast
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When CPAs break the law are they sent to accounty jail
November 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
When CPAs break the law are they sent to accounty jail
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Jury finds sandwich guy was actually a hero.
We have reached a verdict: Not guilty.
November 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Jury finds sandwich guy was actually a hero.