Horsemorsel
@horsemorsel.bsky.social
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Horsemorsel
@horsemorsel.bsky.social
· Nov 30
*performs sax solo*
Whoops, typo...
*performs sex, solo*
Whoops, typo...
*performs sex, solo*
Is it okay to tie people to railway tracks if you don't have a twirly moustache?
October 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Is it okay to tie people to railway tracks if you don't have a twirly moustache?
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The Grand Old Dike of York
He had 12 million quid
He gave it all to someone he never met
For something he never did.
He had 12 million quid
He gave it all to someone he never met
For something he never did.
October 17, 2025 at 8:26 PM
The Grand Old Dike of York
He had 12 million quid
He gave it all to someone he never met
For something he never did.
He had 12 million quid
He gave it all to someone he never met
For something he never did.
Mine buttermilk brings the naives to the courtyard,
And they're like "tis nothing but lard"
And they're like "tis nothing but lard"
October 18, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Mine buttermilk brings the naives to the courtyard,
And they're like "tis nothing but lard"
And they're like "tis nothing but lard"
Top 10 numbers:
10. 10
9. 9
8. 8
7. 7
6. 6
5. 5
TBC
10. 10
9. 9
8. 8
7. 7
6. 6
5. 5
TBC
June 11, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Top 10 numbers:
10. 10
9. 9
8. 8
7. 7
6. 6
5. 5
TBC
10. 10
9. 9
8. 8
7. 7
6. 6
5. 5
TBC
I think we, as a society, should spend more time reflecting on James Pond.
June 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I think we, as a society, should spend more time reflecting on James Pond.
"Stupid sexy Flanders"
"Kermie!!!"
May 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
"Stupid sexy Flanders"
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🎶For tonight ...is the night ...when 2 become 1.🎵
The Splice Girls.
The Splice Girls.
May 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
🎶For tonight ...is the night ...when 2 become 1.🎵
The Splice Girls.
The Splice Girls.
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New Kellogg's Frosties, their grrrrrrramatically incorrect!!!
May 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
New Kellogg's Frosties, their grrrrrrramatically incorrect!!!
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“your sock has a hole in it” yeah no shit that’s how i get my foot in there linda
May 21, 2023 at 12:32 AM
“your sock has a hole in it” yeah no shit that’s how i get my foot in there linda
*sees a spade*
Ah yes, an implement used to cause the displacement of earth. As straightforward a tool as you could hope to see.
Ah yes, an implement used to cause the displacement of earth. As straightforward a tool as you could hope to see.
May 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
*sees a spade*
Ah yes, an implement used to cause the displacement of earth. As straightforward a tool as you could hope to see.
Ah yes, an implement used to cause the displacement of earth. As straightforward a tool as you could hope to see.
I want to know what would happen if Dorian Gray and Benjamin Button had a baby
May 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I want to know what would happen if Dorian Gray and Benjamin Button had a baby
Men's lingerie idea: Peak-A-Boo Cagoule
May 17, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Men's lingerie idea: Peak-A-Boo Cagoule
🎵Twenty twenty twenty four hours to go, I wanna be hydrated🎵 The Dry-As-Bones
May 12, 2025 at 5:32 PM
🎵Twenty twenty twenty four hours to go, I wanna be hydrated🎵 The Dry-As-Bones
"Galaxy is on... Orion's Belt"
May 10, 2025 at 11:29 AM
"Galaxy is on... Orion's Belt"
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“Bustin’ makes me feel good”
May 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
“Bustin’ makes me feel good”
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The guy I use for odd jobs around the house is amazing; in the last month alone he’s repaired a leaky roof, fixed the broken gate, retiled the bathroom and according to my wife it was him that somehow managed to reverse my vasectomy, too!
February 20, 2024 at 2:35 PM
The guy I use for odd jobs around the house is amazing; in the last month alone he’s repaired a leaky roof, fixed the broken gate, retiled the bathroom and according to my wife it was him that somehow managed to reverse my vasectomy, too!
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when you let your kid brother name your custom player
May 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
when you let your kid brother name your custom player
Why is gravy the only foodstuff served in a boat, and why can't I have a BBQ sauce boat?
May 9, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Why is gravy the only foodstuff served in a boat, and why can't I have a BBQ sauce boat?
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Gasping at straws. they're just so beautiful
May 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Gasping at straws. they're just so beautiful
Congrats to the new Pope. Pope Leo.
May 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Congrats to the new Pope. Pope Leo.
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you grow up thinking life will be like a game of chess but instead it’s just hungry hungry hippos
May 4, 2025 at 6:58 PM
you grow up thinking life will be like a game of chess but instead it’s just hungry hungry hippos
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